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Time To Find A Slutty Nurse Link Dump
Friday, October 31 by

Thanks to Holy Taco for this clip. It’s a gem, a real gem.

Angels and Demons
Friday, October 31 by

The DaVinci Code was a boring book, and thus a boring movie. Angels and Demons was a fun, action packed book. So if they follow the same formula as before (by staying extremely true to the book), then this movie is going to rock.Hot Chicks to Watch Out For: Ayelet Zurer

Angels And Demons Trailer
Friday, October 31 by

I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking the same exact thing. Tom Hank’s ass looks HOT in that suit!  That’s not what you were thinking? You were thinking that this looks a lot like the DaVinci Code? Wait, thats a good point. Does this one have Audrey Tautou?  No? Damn.

Courting Condi
Friday, October 31 by

Buzz McCallister, the older brother from Home Alone, is all grown up and starring in this musical docu-tragi-comedy about his infatuation with Condoleeza Rice, and his subsequent quest to hook up with her. WTF?!?!  Strangely enough, this movie looks pretty hilarious (note Dad's reaction to his son's proclamation of love for Ms. Rice in the 'Sizzle' trailer).

Doc Watch: Courting Condi Sizzler
Friday, October 31 by

Damn, who wouldn’t want to hit that? Basically runs foreign policy. Concert pianist.  Professor at Stanford. Gap in her teeth so large you could floss it with an extension cord (one of the heavy duty orange ones). What I’m trying to say is that this “doc,” starring the big brother form Home Alone looks kind of amazing. 

Bin Laden Was A Community Oraganizer
Friday, October 31 by

If I do end up going out to any Halloween parties this weekend I’m totally going as a “Community Organizer.” That’s going to be the hottest costume on the block. Oversized T-Shirt, clipboard with some extra pens, a pair of Crocks with smart wool socks.  I can totally scrape that together at 6pm tonight.

Morning News With Boo Bees
Friday, October 31 by

For Halloween two years ago I was a life sized home pregnancy test. I was so proud of myself for that costume. I ran around Sixth Street in Austin like the world was ending with people yelling EPT and trying to convince girls to pee on me.

Morning News Roundup
Friday, October 31 by

Samuel L. Jackson and Maggie Cheung join the cast of Inglourious Bastards (/films) New Valkyrie trailer now online (Empire) Changeling writer to pen Forbidden Planet (HollywoodReporter) BBC exec resigns over Brand scandal (Variety)…

Slumdog Millionaire
Thursday, October 30 by

Director Danny Boyle takes a break from zombies that run and deadly drug farmers to tell an endearing story about a poor Indian teenager who makes it on the Hindi version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire! Except he's not in it for the money, rather for a girl, who is a humongous fan of the show. Love and gameshows!

Noah Wyle Must Owe Hookers Money Links
Thursday, October 30 by

I try really, really hard not to post one trailer right after another. But I just came across this one. It might get the prize for worst ever.

Slumdog Millionaire Trailer
Thursday, October 30 by

Yesterday we had the teaser. Today we have the trailer.  I wonder what tomorrow will bring? Maybe some merchandise? Like an x-tra plush Slumdog Ganesh doll? Or a Lego Build Your Own Slum Set?  They should at lest have some clothing. Lord knows there were enough little kid extras to sew those together on set. 

UPDATE: Joaquin Talks Like A Stroke Victim
Thursday, October 30 by

Oh man, we mentioned yesterday that Joaquin was going to give up acting to pursue his music. But this clip makes me think he’s totally punking the reporter about the whole thing. Either way its really weird and awkward and fun to watch. He makes Busey look sober. Thanks to special Joaquin correspondent Nat for the tip.

Saw School Musical
Thursday, October 30 by

Black20 has had some viral internet GOLD. They have brought us such wonders as The PG Version Of 300 and Journey At the Center of The Earth. This is a quasi mashup recut of Saw and High School Musical.

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Thursday, October 30 by
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno: Star Whores – Watch more free videos

EXCLUSIVE Role Models Clip!
Thursday, October 30 by

Here’s an exclusive clip from Role Models. I saw an early screening of it and did a review. It blew my mind. You an read my review here.

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Thursday, October 30 by
She’s Gone Rogue
Thursday, October 30 by

Is it just me or has The Daily Show increased their funniness factor by like elevendy billion lately? There are so many good jokes in this one. Just watch the whole thing.

Brett Ratner Made This Commercial Morning News
Thursday, October 30 by

Call me a little bitch, but I never caught on to this whole Guitar Hero thing. I think my problem with it is that people who are really good at it are the opposite of Heroes. They should make a new game called “King Of Fake Guitar Playing Mountain Dew Gives Me Acne What Does A Boobie Feel Like.”  

Morning News Roundup
Thursday, October 30 by

  Sho'nuff! It’s Samuel L.

Jack Bauer Is Coming Back Link Dump
Wednesday, October 29 by

One of the main reasons that the world has been in economic turmoil is because Jack Bauer has been hiding somewhere, not taking things to the limit to protect all of us from dangerous things like terrorists and angry dogs.  I look forward to January when he is BACK in action and and all the jobs come back to AMERICA where they are safe.

Seth Rogen On Leno
Wednesday, October 29 by

I really can’t tell how much of the controversy surrounding Zack And Miri was real versus made up by the studio to promote the film. Either way, Seth makes some great points about the whole issue.

Don’t Vote
Wednesday, October 29 by

Guys, I can NOT express how important it is for you to get out there and NOT vote this election. Voting is the reason that the economy is in shambles. Voting is what killed Heath Ledger. Voting was the associate producer of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.  Only you as an indivdual have the power to prevent these things from ever happening again.

The Grudge 3 Trailer
Wednesday, October 29 by

The Grudge Three: Still Holding A Grudge. Come on people, what about forgiveness? Haven't you ever heard that it's divine?  Here’s to hoping that the next one is The Grudge Four: We All Kiss And Make Up And Head Over To Sizzler For Some Popcorn Shrimp.  

Simpsons Spoof Mad Men Intro
Wednesday, October 29 by

This is probably the best thing that The Simpsons has done in a long time.  This is from the forthcoming 19th installment of the 'Treehouse of Horror.' Does that make you feel old?

Morning News Roundup
Wednesday, October 29 by

I’m sorry to startle everyone this early. But it looks like…wait, are you sitting down? You should be, because you are using a computer. Nobody stands at a computer. Maybe scientists?  Anyway, looks like Joaquin Phoenix is going to quit acting. To work on his music.  Great move buddy.

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Tuesday, October 28 by

Lycans, aka werewolves with "enhanced strength, speed and regeneration abilities", are revolting against their discriminatory vampire masters in this the third installment of the Underworld series.  It explores the origins of the age old monster rivalry between vamps and Lycans, with a vampire babe and all out rumbles to the death. 

Born Again To Kick Ass Links
Tuesday, October 28 by

You don’t mess with the Kung Fu Jesus. You just dont. That’s all, my disciples. Here are thine links. Click of them how you will. Now go forth and be bountiful in your mention of our hallowed site, and spread the word of Junkies.

Slumdog Milionaire Teaser
Tuesday, October 28 by

Looks like this one is going to be a bullet for this year’s Oscars, or so says the blogosphere.

A Flaw In The Model Of How The World Works
Tuesday, October 28 by

Ok. Not sure how many Jr. Economists we have in our readership. Or even advanced free market theorists.  But when the big Alan G speaks, the world listens. And what did he say this time?

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