You remember the little girl from Remember The Titans? Yes you do. Don't you sit there and lie to me. You know damn well you watched that movie and said to yourself, "That girl is gonna be hot someday." Then you said, "Is that weird of me to say that? Does that make me a pedophile?" And the answer is," Don't look now, but Chris Hansen is standing behind you."Regardless of your deviance, we can all agree that Hayden grew up from this…All the way into this very attractive and very legal woman. In honor of Miss Panettiere starring in I Love You, Beth Cooper this Friday, let's follow her career path starting with her breakout role and see how Hayden's… ahem… developed. "HEROES"
Seems we have a hankerin' for purée de ballsack today, because this 8-minute clip from The Hurt Locker popped up on Hulu not too long ago and we couldn't resist posting it. If you haven't read our review of the film – currently in limited release – AND you enjoy verbal fellation, bone up here. The above opening scene sets the anything-goes tone but doesn't quite do the theatrical experience justice. Word to the wise, should you decide to see The Hurt Locker at the cinema, you'll need to make sure your underpants have their own pocket organizer so they can pencil in a reminder about their inevitable meeting with a Mr. Poop Fromyourbutt. He took several meetings with various pairs of undergarments in my screening.
DISTRICT 9 Official Trailer – Watch more Movie TrailersThe latest full-length trailer for District 9 has just debuted and to put it simply, "Gagagagooooooo!" *slaps face with both hands repeatedly, does double take with eyes wide like saucers* Arresting visuals? Check. Compelling plot? Double check! Mech suits that might rival Avatar? I'm not sacrilegious. It's like they put Signs, Iron Man, and Slumdog Millionaire into a blender but instead of setting to "Blend" they went straight to "Purée Your Balls Awesome." And now my balls are but a frothy soup. So much for having children, I guess. Is it wrong that I'm totally okay with this?HERE ARE TODAY'S LINKS THAT WILL AT LEAST JULIENNE YOUR BALLS!Rachel Mestonen Is Hot (Gorillamask) Corey Feldman's Doodles At Michael Jackson's Memorial Service (Holytaco) Apparently, There Is Going To Be A MacGruber Movie (Filmdrunk) The 50 Most Bizarre Google Earth Images (Manofest) Finally – A Battleship Drinking Game! (Walyou) Words Of Wisdom From 80s Comedies (Pajiba) 6 Badass Tricks You Can Do With Fire… That Could Kill You (Cracked) 70s-Style 2012 Trailer? Hell Yes. (Sickpigs) "We Are The World," Except Done By Japanese People (Coedmagazine) Madonna Looks Strong… Scarily Strong… (Celebjihad) 8 Signs I Might Give It Up Tonight (Mademan) Does Having A Day Job Make You A Tough Fighter? (Cagepotato) 20 Badass Video Game Cosplay Costumes (Unreality) 8 Women-Approved Tips From Pickup Bootcamp (Asylum) We Can Only Hope Charles Furbush Makes It To The Majors (Bustedcoverage) The Best Slim Jim Commercials Of All Time (Uncoached) Cuddle Parties Sound Really Cool (Regretfulmorning) Manliness Of Yesteryear: The Duel (Bachelorguy) Teenage Boy Tries To Sell Nude Photos Of His Mom… Very Weird (Moondogsports) Gangsters Knock A Dude Out, Get Their Asses Kicked (Nothingtoxic) Pick Your Favorite Star Wars Fan Film (Atomfilms) Harry Potter 6 Ticket Sales Outpace Transformers 2, Will Most Likely Be Better Film (Filmofilia)
Bruno comes out this Friday, which inevitably means that a bunch of real people are going to look very dumb to the general movie-going public that day as well. Socialite/model Brittny Gastineau is one of the many in this group. She assists Bruno in his attempt to infiltrate American television, to the expected hilarious result. While she manages to look stupid in amazingly offensive ways (you'll understand when you see the movie), she also maintains an incredibly high hotness quotient, thereby putting her lack of intelligence or social tact in the "who gives a sh*t?" category for most of the males watching her in the flick.A Word From Brittny (Via Twitter): "Doing laser hair removal at dr frank ryans office and boyy does it HURT!!! I'm such a baby"Eloquent words from Ms. Gastineau. Hopefully her insightful Tweeting will help rebuild her image after the movie… Oh, who are we kidding? She's still hot, and that's all that matters. Speaking of which, check out more smokin' photos of Brittny after the jump!
BIG FAN Trailer – Watch more Movie Trailers Robert Siegel made a big splash with critics when he scripted The Wrestler and it looks like he's going to be lauded copiously once again. The trailer for his directorial debut Big Fan has hit the 'Net and it looks like an novel concept. Patton Oswalt stars as a repressed toll-booth worker who gets beat down by his NFL hero. The trailer does a good job of pulling me in. Although I don't need another place to watch an Italian family scream at one another. I get my fix of that with reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond.Get Your Evening Fix Of Hot Girls, Hilarity, and Weird-Ass News With These Links: Carrie Lachance Has A Lot Of Interesting Skimpy Outfits (Gorillamask) The Oldest Bible Seems Very Familiar (Holytaco) Slumdog Millionaire Actor Moves Into A Nice Apartment (Filmdrunk) Like Beer Pong Or Not, This Video Is Amazing (Manofest) Tetris Wall Shelves: For Those Whose Walls Aren't Nerdy Enough (Walyou) The Big Fan Trailer Has Patton Oswalt Playing Serious (Pajiba) The 6 Best Movies Where People Are Hunted For Sport (Cracked) How To Not Be a Douchebag New Yorker In NYC (Coedmagazine) Michael Jackson Buried Beside His Dead Career (Celebjihad) How To Build A Kegerator (Mademan) How not to Pick Up Your Co-Worker (Man in the Box) Rampage Jackson Almost Succeeds In Impregnating Reporter (Cagepotato) Where Are They Now? The Cast Of Predator (Unreality) How To Avoid A Terrible Road Trip Experience (Asylum) Video Proof That Mets Fans Are Tools (Bustedcoverage) Chong Li From Bloodsport: Now 71, Can Still Beat You Up (Uncoached) 12 Items That Shouldn't Be Available Used On Amazon (Regretfulmorning) 5 Tips For Keeping Your Shoes Like New (Bachelorguy) Which MLB Division Leader Will Not Make The Playoffs? (Moondogsports)
Director: Robert D. Siegel Cast: Patton Oswalt, Kevin Corrigan Synopsis: A die-hard New York Giants fan finds himself at difficult crossroads when he is severely beaten by his favorite player. Genre: Drama Release Date: August 28, 2009
Director: Marc Clebanoff Cast: Frank Krueguer, Sarah Thompson, Michael Madsen, David Carradine, Jamie Lynn Synopsis: A detached hitman is hired to kill a terminally ill crime boss and his lover. Things become complicated when he finds that the crime boss' lover is an old flame of his. Genre: Noir Release Date: July 14, 2009
Jamie Lynn plays "The Luscious Brunette" in the new comic book-styled noir Break. I expect that if there are awards for truthfully naming a film's characters, Break will win one on the strength of Jamie Lynn's character name alone. The luscious brunette is probably best known as the 2006 Penthouse Pet of the year. She also has her own site, the aptly named sexyjamie.com where she opens herself up to all of the internet (for a small price). Recently, she has been branching out of what my conservative relatives would call "the smut business" in favor of acting in films such as Break and 2008's Ninja Cheerleaders.A Word From Jamie: "My sexy photos and videos are updated once a week. For only $19.95 a month, recurring every 30 days, you'll have access to my photos and videos."It's a small price for such a luscious brunette. Check out more hot pictures of Jamie after the jump (for free!), and be sure to check out Break, available on DVD July 14th right here!
By Andy Rooney, of CBS's "60 Minutes"My primary care physician has recommended that I find a way to put more exercise into my daily routine. Normally I avoid all forms of physical exertion, but seeing as I’m no spring chicken anymore I decided it might be in my best interest to take him up on his suggestion. I wouldn’t want to die and miss out on this newfangled digital television. (Sometimes it’s hard to convey sarcasm through writing. So let me just tell you last night I almost electrocuted myself walking into the HDTV my son bought me for Christmas. It thought it was a doorway to the beach and I had my metal detector in hand. Turns out I forgot to turn off the Travel Channel.)
The KNOWING & PUSH Blu-Ray Contest Has Ended. @agenttrav and @thyndman4are the winners! Please direct tweet us or hit us up at feedback_at_screenjunkies_dot_com to arrange shipment! CONGRATS!!Summit Entertainment just released two of this year's notable sci-fi flicks on DVD and Blu-Ray, and Screenjunkies has copies of both films (on Blu-Ray, of course, we're not savages). Sure, you could buy Knowing here and Push here, but since free is better than not – even with Amazon's discounts – we're giving away two copies of each film for nuttin' (and nuttin' means we pay the postage, too). Find out how to get the goods after the jump.
THE DECENT: PART 2 Trailer – Watch more MOVIE TRAILERSThe Descent: Part 2 trailer has arrived online and it looks every bit as scary as the original. And, judging by the brief images in the above, the film looks to combine several elements that scare the crap out of me — dark, confined spaces, vicious man-eating creatures and the Paris Hilton sex tape. It's bound to give me nightmares so if you don't mind, I may have to sleep with your mom tonight. If you'll recall, I take two sugar cubes in my morning coffee; please have it ready. Hang on one sec… your mom's requesting two teabags for her… Oh. Wait that last bit wasn't for you.Descend Into The Lowest Common Denominator with Today's Top Web Content! Santana Rose, By Any Other Name, Would Still Be Hot (Gorillamask) What Your Tattoo Really Says About You (Holytaco) Because The World Needs A TJ Hooker Movie (Filmdrunk) Sesame Street vs. Slayer (Manofest) An Awesome Xbox 360 Laptop Mod (Walyou) The 6 Best Films From The First Half Of 2009 (Pajiba) 5 Bizarre Sexual Conditions That Can Ruin Your Life (Cracked) How To Not Make Friends At An Animal Cruelty Protest (Sickpigs) The Megan Fox Sex Soundboard (Coedmagazine) Comparing Angelina Jolie And Megan Fox (Celebjihad) 9 Mistakes You Make While Getting It On (Mademan) Fun In The Offices Of The Dudes Who Run UFC (Cagepotato) A Collection Of Pretty Awesome Celeb Casting Calls (Unreality) Roger Federer Or Tiger Woods? (Asylum) Teacher Sends Sex Tape Home With Kids, Father Objects (Bustedcoverage) The Best Bloodsport Clip That Never Aired (Uncoached) Can't Remember How Trashed You Were On The 4th? Here's a Chart To Help (Regretfulmorning) A Ceiling Fan That Plays Music Is Useful, Right? (Bachelorguy) Will Albert Pujols Get A-Rod Money In 2012? (Moondogsports)More Commentary on Twitters from the Stars done by Some Guy in a Basement (Tweet Boxx) Inept Robbers Take A Dive Out Of A Store Door (Nothingtoxic) How To Be Funny In A Post-Moonwalking And Mighty Putty World (Atomfilms) New Alice In Wonderland Images (Filmofilia)
Director: Jon HarrisCast: Shauna MacDonald, Natalie Jackson Mendoza, Krysten CummingsSynopsis: Unable to plausibly explain to the authorities what happened – or why she's covered in her friends' blood – Sarah is forced back to the subterranean depths to help locate her five missing companions. As the rescue party drives deeper into uncharted caverns, nightmarish visions of the recent past begin to haunt Sarah and she starts to realize the full horror and futility of the mission. Subjected to the suspicion and mistrust of the group and confronted once more by the inbred, feral and savagely ruthless Crawlers, Sarah must draw on all her inner reserves of strength and courage in a desperate final struggle for deliverance and redemption.
The teen comedy I Love You, Beth Cooper comes out this Friday, and while everyone is enamored with the idea of Hayden Panettiere being PG-13 naked in the flick, there happens to be several other beautiful women in the film as part of Beth Cooper's entourage. Lauren London happens to be one of them. You might remember her from the films ATL and Next Day Air, or that one Episode of "Entourage" she was on. She also appears to be the mother of Lil' Wayne's latest child, which has to be worth something. And by something, I mean sh*tloads of child support.A Word From Lauren: "Barbara Streisand has always been an inspiration for me. I admire Jennifer Lopez because she's been against all the odds and she's made such a name for herself and she can put her name on anything and it sells and I admire that about her, but Barbara Streisand and Woody Allen are my favorites."Not every beautiful 24-year-old actress would cite Woody Allen and Barbara Streisand as heroes… That's way more intriguing than a Panettiere pseudo-nude scene. Lauren, you now have our undivided attention.Check out more hot pictures of Lauren after the jump!
CARRIERS Trailer #2 – Watch more Movie Trailers Hey kids! Happy 4th of July Weekend! And you know what that means… Road Trip! Yeah! Hopefully yours has less pandemics than the one above. Of course, if you encounter someone infected with something, just give everyone a slightly panicked, but friendly reminder to roll up their windows, just like Grandpa used to do when he drove through that neighborhood with "those people." Here are Your July 4th Weekend Links: Aylen Alvarez is Ga Ga Ga Good Looking (Gorilla Mask) Steal Johnny Depp's Public Enemies Style Here (Asylum) Homeland Security Prepping for Attack of Brüno Quotes (Film Drunk) 100 – count 'em – 100 SMOKING HOT U.S.A. Bikini Babes (Manofest) Iron Man-inspired Motorcycle Helmet is Bad Ass, Affordable (Walyou) NASCAR Movie Character Hall of Fame (All Left Turns) Guide to "Third Date" Movies Will Actually Help You (Pajiba) 7 Obnoxious A-holes at EVERY Concert. Ready Devil Horns (Cracked) This Sh*t Will Most Definitely Happen at Your July 4th BBQ (Holy Taco) 14 Painfully FUNNY Fireworks FAILs (Coed Mag) Jessica Simpson Goes Bra-less. GULP! (Celeb Jihad) Don "The Intimidator" Frye Makes His Nickname Stick in Public Enemies (Cage Potato) The Hunt for Gollum Fan Film is Better Than You Know, Dammit! (Unreality Mag) 25 More Patriotic Bikini Chicks (Busted Coverage) Kid FAILs at Singing National Anthem (Sick Pigs) The Four Sh*ttiest Franchises in Pro Sports (Bachelor Guy)
Today, Screenjunkies is classin' it up a bit with our daily gallery. This is a rare occurence, so don't expect us to start listening to John Tesh music and eating endangered seal meat, or whatever it is the wealthy eiltes do. The lovely jazz singer Diana Krall just happens to have a bit in Public Enemies as… big stretch… a singer. This knocks our "Hot Girls In Public Enemies" count up to 4, in case you wanted to keep score. Maybe this movie has more than just gunfights to entice us to see it.A Word From Diana: "So much of what we do as artists is a combination of personal experience and imagination, and how that all creeps into your work is not so linear."Wow, that's pretty deep… I promise, we'll return to hot starlets with sex tapes after the weekend. No need to damage your brain with these sophisticated ladies. Check out more hot – but tasteful – pictures of Diana after the jump!
Directors: Àlex & David PastorCast: Chris Pine, Lou Taylor Pucci, Piper PeraboSynopsis: Four friends fleeing a viral pandemic soon learn they are more dangerous than any virus.
Though he’s played a wide variety of roles over the course of his career, and is set to play the hardboiled John Dillinger in the upcoming Public Enemies, Johnny Depp has shown himself to be an actor of idiosyncratic but undeniably odd taste in roles. Oh sure, he can do the Oscar-winning drama just as well as anybody (Finding Neverland, Donnie Brasco), but he just can’t seem to stay away from roles that send shivers down people’s spine or cause audiences to say, “WTF?” (Or for that matter make movies these days that don’t have Tim Burton’s name attached to them.)
Well, leave it to Japanese engineers to have figured this one out. Somebody done gone and built a real life Gundam robot. And over the past couple weeks, several pics and clips of the life-size replica that actually moves have shown up. Well now, according to Aint It Cool, another team is constructing a life-size replica of GIGANTOR, the beloved Japanese animated hunk o' sentient metal that debuted in the '50s. The question now isn't if, but how many fanboys will be visiting Japan this year in hopes of being the one whose love for the robots is so strong, it brings them to actual life and in search of an overweight bespectacled introvert to be their friend… and a parents' basement… to call home.Here are today's Gundam-sized Links: Camille Holbrook Walks Through Forest, Disrobes (Gorillamask) The Guido Beach Of Yesteryear (Filmdrunk) The 10 Absolute Worst Movie Trailers Of All Time (Manofest) Very Intricate Carboard Technology Recreations. Super Cool (Walyou) 13 Of The Best Movies You've Never Seen (Pajiba) 5 Corporate Promotions That Ended In (Predictable) Disaster (Cracked) Get Drunk for the USA with "Man In The Box" (YouTube) 14 Funny Fireworks Fail Videos (Coedmagazine) R Kelly May Be In Trouble For Statutory Rape. Again. (Celebjihad) 7 Lies Romantic Comedies Told You (Mademan) Do You Really Expect People Who Fight For a Living To Be Good Sports? (Cagepotato) A Buncha Awesome Karate Kid Mashup Videos (Unreality) The Sony Walkman Turns XXX (Asylum) The Sexiest Autopsy Assistant Ever: Stevie Lynn (Bustedcoverage) Stuff That Only Happens In Pakistan, Apparently (Uncoached) The 4 Most Inept Franchises In Pro Sports (Bachelorguy) Denise Milani Can Make Walking Dogs And Picking Strawberries Hot (Moondogsports)
I'm speculating here, but one thing I can tell you guys with 100% confidence is that a trusted source of mine recently was accosted in a bar by someone who claimed to have just worked on a shoot for Ghostbusters 3 in the Windy City. Apparently the scene involved an actress being "slimed," and that was all they got out before coming to their senses about what's probably sensitive information. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that I think we'll be seeing a teaser trailer of some sort for Ghostbusters 3 at this year's Comic-Con. The timing is right. There were rumors it would start shooting this Fall anyway. Come late July, don't be surprised about reports from giddy bloggers, journalists and fans recounting their experience of a brand new on-screen, live-action sliming leading into Ray Parker Jr.'s iconic '80s theme. We can dream, can't we? To hold you over until this hypothetical event, check out the trailer for Ghostbuster starring Ernie Hudson after the jump.
Director: Dunno. Supposed to be be Harold Ramis. Cast: Dunno. (But supposed to be the original cast)Synopsis: Dunno.
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The Public Enemies depression-era babes keep a-comin'. We've already shown two of the film's lovely ladies, Marion Cotillard and Emilie De Ravin, now it's time for a beauty with a decidedly strange name: Leelee Sobieski. Although, that's not her real name; her full name is Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta Sobieski… I think we'll stick with Leelee. She plays Polly Hamilton, one of Dillinger's numerous lady friends in the flick. Her work includes films with masterful directors (Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut) and masterful act–… Wait, sorry, no, insane actors (Nic Cage in The Wicker Man).A Word From Leelee: “If only I could find a guy who wasn't in his 70s to talk to me about white cranes, I'd be madly in love.”On that note, we'll be looking up the Wikipedia page for white cranes, and then trying to Google Leelee's address. In the meantime, check out hot photos of Leelee after the jump.
THE INFORMANT Trailer – Watch more Movie TrailersI normally hate movies with clueless protagonists, and this new one from Steven Soderbergh looks like it's got a doozy. BUT… I might be making an exception, because darned if Matt Damon's character, Mark Whitacre, isn't try his best not to suck. In The Informant, Damon plays a corporate suit who becomes – you guesed it – an informant for the FBI. Based on a true story, the real Whitacre remains the highest level executive in U.S. history to turn into a whistleblower. I think this one has a happier ending than that other whistleblower movie The Insider. And I'm basing that entirely on the fact that this has an upbeat song from the Eurythmics in the trailer. If you don't know the Eurythmic, they're a band from the '80s and '90s, which is when this movie takes place. I'm basing that assessment entirely on the style of mustaches worn by some of the actors. Here at Screen Junkies, we take our fact-checking seriously.We take these links even more seriously. Melissa Buhl: Hot, And Could Also Probably Beat You Up (Gorillamask) Things That Best Friends Have To Do (Holytaco) Pauly Shore Is Feuding With Bruno Over Adoption Of African Babies (Filmdrunk) The 10 Sexiest Celebrity "Free Agents" (Manofest) Who Doesn't Want A Japanese LED Watch Called "Pimpstar?" (Walyou) Frank Darabont Is Still Trying To Make Fahrenheit 451 (Pajiba) The 7 Most Pathetic GI Joe Characters (Cracked) 101 Drunk Girls Motorboating (Coedmagazine) Joanna Krupa Is Hot, Also Gives Terrell Owens Crap A Lot (Celebjihad) Despite Recession, Young Men Still Spend Lots Of Money (Mademan) 5 Of The Best Moments In UFC History (Cagepotato) Tyler Perry Is Allowed To Vote For The Oscars? Seriously? (Unreality) Top 10 Michael Jackson Music Video Girls (Asylum) Inside Of The White Sox Parking Lot Drunk Tank (Bustedcoverage) Amazing One-Handed Football Catches (Uncoached) Badass Granny With A Badass Car (Regretfulmorning) Buffalo Wing Sauce Cookies Sound Oddly Delicious (Bachelorguy) Albert Pujols Should Vote His Teammates Off The Island (Moondogsports) Boxer Destroys A Dude With One Quick Left Hook (Nothingtoxic) Snack And A Commercial: Your Own Bile (Atomfilms) Bad Motherf–king Wallet (MadeMan) Coco, Before Chanel Trailer Is French-Tastic (Filmofilia)
Director: Steven SoderberghCast: Matt Damon, Scott Bakula, Patton Oswalt, Joel McHale, Tony HaleSynopsis: The U.S. government decides to go after an agri-business giant with a price-fixing accusation, based on the evidence submitted by their star witness, vice president turned informant Mark Whitacre. And it's a comedy.
On Monday we showcased the French dish that is Public Enemies' starlet Marion Cotillard. But she's not the only babe we think is the bee's knees in Michael Mann's old timey gangster pick-chaaa. Meet Emilie de Ravin, who plays Barbara Patzke, a bank teller taken hostage by John Dillinger and company in one of their Illinois heists. You may remember her from Rian Johnson's cult hit Brick, but she's perhaps more known for her role as Claire Littleton, the Aussie baby mama on "Lost." A Word From Emilie: "Becoming a prima ballerina requires a lot of work." Pfffft. So is putting up a picture gallery of YOU, Emilie! Just ask our intern, Spencer. You can check out his handiwork after the jump. And don't forget you can see Emilie starting today in Public Enemies!
In honor of Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs opening this weekend, we decided to feature a picture gallery of sexy cavewomen wearing skimpy loincloths. You might interject, "ScreenJunkies, despite what the Flinstones depicts, humans weren't around during the time of the dinosaurs!" to which we'd respond – and haughtily, we might add – "Would you rather see a gallery of wooly mammoth ass?" Above: Queen Latifah telling us to "Talk to the trunk."If you answered "yes" then you're into Furries and should be reading Holy Taco. If you answered "no" then get get ready for some B.C. T&A.