Robert Rodriguez is producing Red Sonja and Rose McGowan is going to play the lead. Wait, why is Rose McGowan playing Red Sonja? Oh right, her boyfriend is producing the movie. It’s way easier to land a role if you’re already nailing the person in charge of casting.
Studio: Paramount PicturesRating: N/ARelease Date: 5/8/09
The Incredibles was the first Pixar movie I saw. It's still in my top 20.
This is not the same Star Trek that I use to fall asleep during on Saturday nights when I was a young chap. I’m predicting that the world will fight a third war that will be started by autograph hungry Twilight fans and incredibly pissed off Trekkies rioting in the streets. Video after the More.
Face it. Bond movies aren't high art. They're movie fast food. You know what you're paying for. It's huge, loud, and sandwiched in meat. So to speak. Remember the 1980s Big Mac? The hot side stays hot, the cold side stays cold. Well, Quantum was brilliant junk food. The girls were hot-ass skinbombs; the guys were cold-ass. It's not Fellini, Wells, or even Scorsese: it's junk food. So pull up to the second window and get some extra fries. Here's are your grades, class
Killshot is the second movie that will feature previously dead actor Mickey Rourke. People are already talking Oscar for his role in The Wrestler. Although you'll have to wait until Jan 16th to see it, Joblo has a new poster.
Quantum of Solace opens today and its expected to smash the weekend box office. In that case I might just stay home tonight and watch this video of Olga Kurylenko's Maxim magazine photo shoot over and over again and wait for the lines to die down. Check it out.
Call me CRAZY, but I’m going to mix things up a little bit and start the day off with a trailer. Everyone is excited about this one. And not without good reason. Watch, and you shall see.
Abby Elliott and Michaela Watkins have been added to the SNL cast. Elliot is the daughter of Chris Elliot, making her a second generation SNL performer. I gotta be honest, she doesn’t seem that funny. Video evidence after the MORE button.
Awesome Trailer. By the way, did ya'll know the world is going to end in 2012? Just FYI.
It’s being reported that Jeffry Tambor told Collider that the Arrested Development movie is a go.
This is a nice fit for the You Cant Make This Stuff Up category. I’m still only partially recovered from the first installment. Which I watched 8 years ago. I hope there’s a Paul Reubens Paris sex scene that involves lots of crying and something having to do with stuffed animals and childhood.
I keep a list of things to accomplish before I die. The basic stuff. Summit Everest, run an ultra-marathon, cliff dive in Borneo. But landing the number 17 spot is to go to an all you can eat night at a steak house with Alfred Molina and just sit there watching him devour a gigantic mountain of short ribs and talking with his mouth full. God that would be awesome.
From Videogum. This is an amazing video (after the jump). I think that Axe Body Spray should make one where they show a French Canadian Trapper using their product in various woodsman snares trying to capture a beaver.
Another day, another gem from Wonderglen productions. Remeber folks "In the world of high-pressure Hobbit Contracting, tensions can rise, and tempers can flare." That is SO TRUE.
I will always contend that Hollywood ran out of original ideas quite a while ago. The name of the game these days is just finding whatever they can, grabbing it while it’s dropping its dry cleaning off, throwing it in the back of an unmarked van, and driving it to a big warehouse in Burbank where they beat a story out of it.
See, here’s how I’m different than this lady. I don’t go out at three. I start drinking around noon, and usually start doing stupid stuff by roughly midnight. By three a.m.
There are some names in this one: Seth Rogen, Rainn Wilson, Stephen Colbert, Kiefer Sutherland, Paul Rudd, Reese Witherspoon, Hugh Laurie, and Will Arnett. I'm going to borrow someones nephew and go see it.
More from Wonderglen Productions. James Franco narrates a compelling piece detailing the work of one of the company's Chief Execs. I had no idea he was involved in the Airwolf AIDS episode. That one was truly compelling.
Looks like the contentious battle to land the role as America’s next Wonder Woman has gotten a little more competitive. This is a poster just released from the Betty White Camp.
Another day dawning across this great land of ours, another step toward total racial reconciliation. We reported yesterday that Beyonce is looking to star in the remake of Wonder Woman.
Jaden Smith set for Karate Kid redo (Var
Call me strange, unconventional, or absolutely out of my friggin' mind, but I like the idea of combining Jessica Alba's reported role as a prostitute with her character in Fantastic 4. I think the country needs a forcefield wielding super hero street walker with the power of invisibility.
It takes a little digging on Wonderglen’s intranet. But you find some pretty amazing stuff. Here are a few parts to check out:
The biggest side effect I have ever had from a prescription drug has come from taking estrogen pills by accident. I grew a sweet set of tits. They went away. Sort of.
Soul Men has the unusual distinction of having, in its cast, two instrumentally famous African American performers who have both passed away in the past year: Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes. Because of this, it’s almost impossible to look at the film without remembering how much Mac and Hayes have impacted both the acting and music world, and it works to the film’s advantage.
Samuel Jackson and Bernie Mac team up for soulful comedy in this Mac's swan song. The plot involves two former bandmates who decide to tour cross country in order to honor their recently deceased lead singer. A woman believed to be Mac's daughter joins the fun and steps up to the role of lead singer in the band.Rating: R
I’m probably late to the party for this one. And even though it’s more like a recut, it’s damn funny.
Riding on the wave of total racial reconciliation that has finally swept our fine country, Beyonce is putting her bid in to the world’s first Black Wonder Woman. It’s going to be a tough fight for the part.
Whaaaa? Val Kilmer is pondering the idea of running for the office of governor in New Mexico. Hopefully my prayers will be answered and shirtless volley ball becomes recognized as the official state sport. Oh to dream! Until then, here's some links.