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P. Diddy Will Be The Next James Bond
Monday, December 1 by

Dear P. Diddy,

Kristy Swanson To Play Buffy In New Movie?
Friday, November 28 by

There are three things in life that you can count on: death, taxes, and masses of teenagers loving vampires.  Summit is already planning a sequel to Twilight, and now there’s talks that Buffy will hit the big screens. This, among other stories, finds itself among our post Thanksgiving morning news.

J.J. Abrams Star Trek Footage Presentation Breakdown
Wednesday, November 26 by

Screenjunkies's writer Jim Connelly breaks down selected scenes from the recent J.J. Abrams presentation of the much-anticipated, highly-controversial Star Trek. Check it out, along with the recently 'upgraded' internet trailer featuring a cameo from L. Nimoy himself.

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Wednesday, November 26 by

Meet the new Lara Croft (Maxim)The Reader poster (Joblo)

Stallone, Statham, Li, and Lundgren Team Up
Wednesday, November 26 by

John Rambo was more entertaining than anything Tarantino has touched since Kill Bill. Maybe it’s just a personal preference. I thought Tarantino was a visionary…when I was 16. Now I think he’s just sort of irritating. Apparently Sly agrees and is a little irritated he didn’t get a part in Inglorious Basterds.

Pre-Thanksgiving Rerun Lineup
Tuesday, November 25 by

It seems as though TV is taking its Thanksgiving vacation a little early. No new episdoes and a lot of reruns. But real junkies never give up. Catch Obama, aging virgins, and Butters pretending to be Asian on TV tonight.

Fox Rules Tuesday Night TV
Tuesday, November 25 by

FOX rules the airwaves tonight, so give your channel surfing thumb a much needed rest, kick back and enjoy House and Fringe.

Link Dump
Tuesday, November 25 by

The Box says "Do Not Open Until November"(CHUD) Robert Downey Jr talks Avengers (MTV) Terminator has some crazy poster (Filmdrunk) Heroes apologizes for calling fans "Dipshits" (TLF) Fincher directing Keanu?…

Give Em Hell, Malone Trailer
Tuesday, November 25 by

Ever since I saw Stander, I was sold on the fact that Thomas Jane is a badass. This one looks like more solid evidence.

Michel Gondry Wants To Give You A Camera
Tuesday, November 25 by

Be Kind Rewind was not the best project that Michel Gondry has been involved in. He was going for a broader point about how everyday people can make films that others can enjoy. Now he’s written a book about it, and he has a good point. It's the 21st century and you have all this technology at your fingertips.

Tuesday Night TV Roundup
Monday, November 24 by

FOX rules the airwaves tonight, so give your channel surfing thumb a much needed rest, kick back and enjoy House and Fringe.

Monday Night TV Roundup
Monday, November 24 by

Tonight, kick back and enjoy a solid 2HR block of murderous future robots and people with super powers.

A Sexy Goodbye to Entourage
Monday, November 24 by

Maxim has a piece on the hottest chicks from Entourage. It’s a comprehensive list. But there’s really no way to name all of them.  There are just so many. And that’s one of the many reasons that I’m a little saddened the season is over. It was a damn good one and ended on a definite high note. 

Monday Mashup: Spirit vs. Punisher vs. Transporter
Monday, November 24 by

When its one movie it’s a trailer. When it’s two movies it’s a mashup. But when it’s THREE MOVIES…what is it? It’s badass, that’s what it is.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Monday, November 24 by

I was born under unusual circumstances. And so begins The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, adapted from the 1920s story by F. Scott Fitzgerald about a man who is born in his eighties and ages backwards: a man, like any of us, who is unable to stop time.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button International Trailer
Monday, November 24 by

I think that the ear horn is one of the most under-utilized props in modern day cinema. I’m glad to see that Benjamin Button is bringing it back.

Steven Seagal Is A Real Cop?
Monday, November 24 by

 I don’t know everything. But I know a lot of stuff. The fact that I did not know that Steven Seagal was a real police officer amazes me. Apparently he has been “…working on and off as a fully commissioned deputy with the Jefferson Parish County Sheriff's Office for nearly two decades.” And now A&E is making a reality show out of it.

Colbert and 24 Special Lead the Weekend
Friday, November 21 by

With Jack Bauer singlehandedly saving basically all of Africa's children in his first TV movie, followed by Stephen Colbert taking Christmas way over the top, TV is more than worth watching this weekend.

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Friday, November 21 by

 Adventureland Trailer (thebadandugly) 

The Wrester Trailer
Friday, November 21 by

Finally, a proper trailer for The Wrestler. And a good one at that. I saw this movie this week and was totally blown away.  Check out my review. The release date is Jan 16th.

Can Mila Kunis Be Taken Seriously?
Friday, November 21 by

Mila Kunis is at least in my top 40. She got way less annoying post That-70’s show. She’s done a good job of becoming more of a real actress, and is now doing a Hughes Brothers movie with Denzel.

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Thursday, November 20 by

 Nicole Kidman might retire from acting? (Yahoo) 

The Spirit
Thursday, November 20 by

Down these mean streets a man must come. A hero born, murdered, and born again. When a Rookie cop named Denny Colt returns from the beyond as The Spirit, a hero whose mission is to fight against the bad forces from the shadows of Central City. The Octopus who kills anyone unfortunate enough to see his face who has other plans. He's going to wipe out the entire city.

Do It Again Trailer
Thursday, November 20 by

I like stories of bravery, where the Every Man figure manages to get into a room with Sting and strum some chords, where he comes up with some reason to just sit in a room with Zooey Deschanel and talk about the Sox. This one looks like it might be interesting. If anything it’s an original idea and the guy gets an E for Effort. 

Transporter 3
Thursday, November 20 by

The world's most kickass British bald action star is back for a third outing of the Transporter series. This time he has to deliver a 'package' (in this case babe Natalya Rudakova) from Marseilles to Odessa for an evil mastermind who has rigged lead character Frank Martin (Jason Statham) with a diabolical device.

Colbert Undergoes Intense Vetting Process
Thursday, November 20 by

Stephen undergoes an intense vetting interview where he explains his days as a gun toting, rail snorting, high-class prostitute. He does it all for America.

Christina Ricci To Star As Yellow Crayon
Thursday, November 20 by

Me, In Kindergarten: “I LOVE the color yellow.” Girl sitting next to me: “Yeah, well why don’t you marry it?” Me: “Listen, I know we’re both young but we’re smart enough to understand that it’s legally and much less physically implausible to marry a color.” Girl sitting next to me: “Shut up, you’re stupid.” 23 years l

Blood Meridian
Wednesday, November 19 by

An adaptation of Cormac McCarthy (No Country for Old Men), this brutal and bloody southwestern story takes place during the middle of the 19th century and involves a runaway kid who joins the 'Glantons,' a gang that scalps Mexicans and Indians.Rating: N/ARelease Date: 2009Studio: Scott Rudin Productions

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Wednesday, November 19 by

Trey Parker on South Park 2 (Joblo)

New Spirit Trailer Has Extra Christmas ROCK
Wednesday, November 19 by

Nothing says Holiday Season like FIGHTING CRIME.  Nothing. Chances are very good that I'll be "reviewing" this one as an excuse to get out of family obligations sometime around December 25th at Noon at the Silverado 16 theater in San Antonio, TX.

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