Movies - Page 527

Transporter 3
Thursday, November 20 by

The world's most kickass British bald action star is back for a third outing of the Transporter series. This time he has to deliver a 'package' (in this case babe Natalya Rudakova) from Marseilles to Odessa for an evil mastermind who has rigged lead character Frank Martin (Jason Statham) with a diabolical device.

Colbert Undergoes Intense Vetting Process
Thursday, November 20 by

Stephen undergoes an intense vetting interview where he explains his days as a gun toting, rail snorting, high-class prostitute. He does it all for America.

Christina Ricci To Star As Yellow Crayon
Thursday, November 20 by

Me, In Kindergarten: “I LOVE the color yellow.” Girl sitting next to me: “Yeah, well why don’t you marry it?” Me: “Listen, I know we’re both young but we’re smart enough to understand that it’s legally and much less physically implausible to marry a color.” Girl sitting next to me: “Shut up, you’re stupid.” 23 years l

Blood Meridian
Wednesday, November 19 by

An adaptation of Cormac McCarthy (No Country for Old Men), this brutal and bloody southwestern story takes place during the middle of the 19th century and involves a runaway kid who joins the 'Glantons,' a gang that scalps Mexicans and Indians.Rating: N/ARelease Date: 2009Studio: Scott Rudin Productions

Link Dump
Wednesday, November 19 by

Trey Parker on South Park 2 (Joblo)

New Spirit Trailer Has Extra Christmas ROCK
Wednesday, November 19 by

Nothing says Holiday Season like FIGHTING CRIME.  Nothing. Chances are very good that I'll be "reviewing" this one as an excuse to get out of family obligations sometime around December 25th at Noon at the Silverado 16 theater in San Antonio, TX.

The Wrestler
Wednesday, November 19 by

A drama centered on retired professional wrestler Randy "The Ram" Robinson as he makes his way through the independent circuit, trying to get back in the game for one final showdown with his former rival.Release Date: January 16th, 2009Rating: RStudio: Fox Searchlight  

Review: The Wrestler
Wednesday, November 19 by

I walked out of the theatre from this movie feeling like I had a metal chair smashed over my face after being suplexd onto a mat covered in broken lightbulbs.  And I mean that in the best possible way. The wrestler brings a level of intensity that you don’t often experience these days. It just hurt so good.

Tonight’s Stories
Wednesday, November 19 by
Ridley Scott Talks Blood Meridian
Wednesday, November 19 by

I went to a screening of The Wrestler yesterday. The review is coming up. In short, it basically bodyslams every other movie, ever.  Another one that I’m anticipating is Ridley Scott’s interpretation of Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian. It’s either going to be amazing or terrible. But either way it's going to be bloody. 

Severed Horse Head Pillow For XMAS
Tuesday, November 18 by

Holiday season is upon us again and what better way to say "Merry Christmas" to your grandma than by giving her a gift she can't refuse!  She'll be filled with joy as she clenches for her heart medication. Click for more!

Che (Guerilla) Trailer
Tuesday, November 18 by

We finally have a trailer for Che that is not in Spanish and VHF Telemundo quality. I was a big fan of The Motorcycle Diaries. Im no commie or nuthin’ but Che led a pretty interesting life.  And Benico is basically the best casting decision in a movie for a while.

Sam Kinison Biopic Finds Home At HBO
Tuesday, November 18 by

Brother Sam: The Short, Spectacular Life of Sam Kinison is one that we can get excited by. Why? Because the script was written by Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, the writer-directors of American Splendor, the stellar movie that really put Paul Giamatti on the map.

A Fanboy Rants: Why Star Trek Will Be Amazing
Tuesday, November 18 by

So now that Abrams and company have finally seen it fit to bestow upon the world the long-awaited Star Trek trailer, we already have complaints sprouting up like little weeds all around the web.

Rose McGowan Is Red Sonja
Monday, November 17 by

Robert Rodriguez is producing Red Sonja and Rose McGowan is going to play the lead. Wait, why is Rose McGowan playing Red Sonja? Oh right, her boyfriend is producing the movie. It’s way easier to land a role if you’re already nailing the person in charge of casting.

Star Trek (2009)
Monday, November 17 by

Studio: Paramount PicturesRating: N/ARelease Date: 5/8/09

Monday Mashup: The Incredibles of Solace
Monday, November 17 by

The Incredibles was the first Pixar movie I saw. It's still in my top 20.

Star Trek Trailer Has High Five
Monday, November 17 by

This is not the same Star Trek that I use to fall asleep during on Saturday nights when I was a young chap. I’m predicting that the world will fight a third war that will be started by autograph hungry Twilight fans and incredibly pissed off Trekkies rioting in the streets. Video after the More.

Review: Quantum Of Solace
Monday, November 17 by

Face it.  Bond movies aren't high art. They're movie fast food.  You know what you're paying for.  It's huge, loud, and sandwiched in meat.  So to speak.  Remember the 1980s Big Mac? The hot side stays hot, the cold side stays cold.  Well, Quantum was brilliant junk food.  The girls were hot-ass skinbombs; the guys were cold-ass.  It's not Fellini, Wells, or even Scorsese: it's junk food.  So pull up to the second window and get some extra fries. Here's are your grades, class

Mickey Rourke Comeback Continues
Monday, November 17 by

Killshot is the second movie that will feature previously dead actor Mickey Rourke. People are already talking Oscar for his role in The Wrestler. Although you'll have to wait until Jan 16th to see it, Joblo has a new poster.

Olga Kurylenko Throws Off Her Bonds
Friday, November 14 by

Quantum of Solace opens today and its expected to smash the weekend box office.  In that case I might just stay home tonight and watch this video of Olga Kurylenko's Maxim magazine photo shoot over and over again and wait for the lines to die down. Check it out.

Hot New Watchmen Theatrical Trailer
Friday, November 14 by

Call me CRAZY, but I’m going to mix things up a little bit and start the day off with a trailer. Everyone is excited about this one. And not without good reason. Watch, and you shall see.

SNL Adds 2 To The Cast
Thursday, November 13 by

Abby Elliott and Michaela Watkins have been added to the SNL cast. Elliot is the daughter of Chris Elliot, making her a second generation SNL performer. I gotta be honest, she doesn’t seem that funny. Video evidence after the MORE button.

2012 Trailer
Thursday, November 13 by

Awesome Trailer. By the way, did ya'll know the world is going to end in 2012? Just FYI.

Arrested Development Movie In The Works
Thursday, November 13 by

It’s being reported that Jeffry Tambor told Collider that the Arrested Development movie is a go.

Paris Hilton and Pee Wee In ‘Happiness’ Sequel
Wednesday, November 12 by

This is a nice fit for the You Cant Make This Stuff Up category. I’m still only partially recovered from the first installment. Which I watched 8 years ago.  I hope there’s a Paul Reubens Paris sex scene that involves lots of crying and something having to do with stuffed animals and childhood.  

The Lodger Trailer
Wednesday, November 12 by

I keep a list of things to accomplish before I die.  The basic stuff. Summit Everest, run an ultra-marathon, cliff dive in Borneo. But landing the number 17 spot is to go to an all you can eat night at a steak house with Alfred Molina and just sit there watching him devour a gigantic mountain of short ribs and talking with his mouth full. God that would be awesome.  

Woman Treats Her Beaver Right
Wednesday, November 12 by

From Videogum. This is an amazing video (after the jump). I think that Axe Body Spray should make one where they show a French Canadian Trapper using their product in various woodsman snares trying to capture a beaver.

Hobbit House Makeover Show Looks Promising
Wednesday, November 12 by

Another day, another gem from Wonderglen productions. Remeber folks "In the world of high-pressure Hobbit Contracting, tensions can rise, and tempers can flare." That is SO TRUE. 

Ridley Scott To Direct Monopoly Movie?
Wednesday, November 12 by

I will always contend that Hollywood ran out of original ideas quite a while ago. The name of the game these days is just finding whatever they can, grabbing it while it’s dropping its dry cleaning off, throwing it in the back of an unmarked van, and driving it to a big warehouse in Burbank where they beat a story out of it.

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