I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.
I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.
I really want to spoil the ending, but I won’t.
Because China was keeping things too classy.
*It being your skin.
Billy Ray cameo or GTFO.
Dress for success…
Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.
This is how it’s done, ‘Prometheus’!
He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.
If you only like people once they’re rich and famous, you might not like this video.
If your kids think ‘Trumbo’ is the story of a lovable animal, they’re going to be disappointed.
And that’s why he’s the champ.
Chris Tucker will reside in one of the ten sandalwood houses.
Patrick Wilson can’t be everywhere.
I’m getting too old for this sh*t.
It’s 75 minutes of someone trying to unstick two flat 4×4 pieces.
Machetes do, in fact, kill.
It’s called ‘Nebraska’, so you know it’s going to be exciting!
If you thought the Batman backlash was something, wait until the woodies react to this one!
Nice scarf, Brad Pitt.
No one is taking the ‘Batman’ casting news harder than this guy.
Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…
He’s going to get his ass beat spectacularly.
Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.
That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.
Oh, those wondrous beasts!
He is Queens Boulevard.