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Also featuring Shaq’s best performance since ‘Kazaam’.

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

This is pretty high-concept.

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

Welcome to Jurassic Park. Again.

That’s for ‘Paper Heart’!

Stretch those chubby vocal chords, gents.

At long last, the festival hit is headed to theaters.

This remake manages to keep the spirit of the original, while giving us a new story. And gore. Lots of gore.

Go Joe! Again!!

“These baby wipes are dry…”

I’m getting too old for this sh*t.

The ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘Naked Gun’ star died at the age of 65.

It’s funny because the fat characters act like normal, sexy people.

Ginsu 12,000

Our first ever musical tribute to a terrible film.

This might make you hate Will Smith. More than you might already.

That’s not a euphemism for anything. He actually strangles a dragon.

He’d play the head honcho at S.H.I.E.L.D.

‘Enlightened’ may be canceled but Mike White is not slowing up.

Plus, an Easter Egg!

Who knew Rusty Griswold was good with the ladies?

Kid’s gonna be a star.

It never stops being cool. Also, Chris Pratt.

Witches, beware.

It resonates because Malick has several children that can’t read good.