This morning, SlashFilm reported that an enterprising trekkie named Yopmio (that sounds vaguely Romulan) decided to see how JJ Abrams might create a trailer using all the elements from the original series. I know this sounds sacrilegious, but I think I like the old series better this way. Check out Abrams' 2009 Star Trek trailer here, then check out the embedded mash-up after the warp-speed jump…
Director: Dennis Iliadis Cast: Monica Potter, Sara Paxton, Garret Dillahunt, Martha MacIsaac, Tony Goldwyn Synopsis: After kidnapping and butchering two teenagers, a gang unknowingly finds refuge with the parents of one of the victims — hosts who devise gruesome revenge. Genre: Horror
So, according to Moviehole.net, another Lethal Weapon (that would make it 5) got put on ice by Warner Bros. The words came straight from the mouth of series creator Shane Black, who was up to direct the movie himself.Apparently Mel Gibson turned it down because the studio wouldn't let Richard Donner direct it. And now Mel won't answer Joel Silver's calls. Danny Glover's sweet residuals from Gone Fishin' have just about dried up by now, so I'm guessing about half those voicemails from Joel Silver "trying to get the gang back together" sound remarkably like Danny Glover.In any case, Weapon 5's script supposedly had Riggs and Murtaugh teaming up once more, but this time alongside Murtaugh's son, also an LAPD officer. I see a trend here…
According to IESB this morning, 20th Century Fox is officially preparing to reboot their Fantastic Four franchise.Fox's original Fantastic Four and Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer performed below expectations for the studio, so they're cleaning house. The movies did well financially (a bit over $600 million worldwide combined), but the fans and critics were harsh. So Fox said it was clobberin' time and cleaned house.
According to Mystery Man on Film, there is a 125-page Transcript of the original story meeting between Spielberg, Lucas and Lawrence Kasdan for Raiders of the Lost Ark. No one knows if it's real yet. No one cares. No time for love, Dr. Jones! Just grab it before someone takes it down!!! Find the link after the jump…
The Ape.After the jump, we have an exclusive sneak peek at the book's cover art.
To no one’s surprise Watchmen threw the competition through a plate glass window this weekend, earning an estimated 3-day total of $55.7 million (roughly 4,500,000 nerd-boners). Despite it being the biggest opening of the year, Zack Snyder’s opus came in lower than expected. Some attribute this to lack of star power, the graphic use of sex and violence, running time, and My Chemical Romance’s inclusion. Personally I blame Daylight Savings. Here’s your morning news. Watchmen mainly watched by men (X-Men Origins)
Actually, the whole thing feels like a Westernized version of a Miyazaki film, which makes me want to see it even more. I always felt there was some sort of cultural gap with Studio Ghibli films that made it hard for a Westerner like myself to fully embrace. They looked cool, but I always felt like I was missing something. Like the plot in Princess Mononoke.Up flies into theaters May 29th.
I own well over 1,000 comic books collected over the years, and to this day they sit “bagged n’ boarded” for their protection, tucked away safely in my grandparents’ basement. But I would only consider myself a comic book geek on the superficial level. I was in it for the pictures. If it looked cool, I bought it. If I wanted to read words, I’d buy a novel. And, with no disrespect to artist Dave Gibbons, I never got into Watchmen because it just didn’t look as cool as, say, Jim Lee’s X-Men, or Rob Liefield’s New Mutants. In my adulthood, though, I’ve read the book. It’s dense. It’s dark. It’s unlike anything I’ve ever seen. But I don’t love it like I’m supposed to.
Director: Pete Docter Cast: John Ratzenberger, Christopher Plummer, Edward Asner, Paul Eiding, Jordan Nagai Synopsis: By tying thousands of balloon to his home, 78-year-old Carl Fredricksen sets out to fulfill his lifelong dream to see the wilds of South America. Right after lifting off, however, he learns he isn’t alone on his journey, since Russell, a wilderness explorer 70 years his junior, has inadvertently become a stowaway on the trip. Genre: Children & Family Release Date: May 29, 2009
This morning, the folks at Slashfilm published a list of movie directors, writers and actors on Twitter…The list includes:Directors DAVID_LYNCH, ThatKevinSmith and Jon_Favreau…Writers diablocody and johnaugust…And Actors emmyrossum, ElizabethBanks, Russell Brand, Heroes' greggrunberg, and WilliamShatner…We were curious what eccentric director David Lynch could possibly be twittering about, so we have a screen grab for you after the jump…
Ah, Friday morning. The sun shines down and warms the dewy grass. The air is crisp like the first bite from an apple. My pants and wallet are elsewhere. Why am I locked in a storage unit?Here's your morning news. I know where I'll be Saturday mornings in the 1980's (Variety)
So, according to MTV, Aussie director George Miller, creator and director of all the Mad Max films has in the works a fourth animated installment of his post-apocalyptic series set in the outback. When confronted with the question of whether Mel Gibson would be involved in any capacity, Miller responded with a rather P.C. "We'll probably go a different route."In Australian English, that means, "Mel Gibson is batshit crazy and you and I and everyone knows it now, so why in the sweet, sweet name of Outback Steakhouse would I even let him do voiceover work for me? Have you seen What Women Want?"Oh, George Miller. You know you can't get past Altavista Translator.
The trend in horror movies today is to pick up the pace, for example, fast zombies and fast Jason. I even heard there’s a movie called Fun Run Frankenstein in the works. However, these films have left behind a certain void. There are practically no horror flicks left for those of us who prefer a more sluggish killer, a more stand in one place and barely do anything killer. Until now. Behold! The trailer for Crawler; it is a movie about a shape-shifting alien that tries to devour humanity by taking on the form of a mostly stationary bulldozer. After all, there is one in every household. So if you are a fan of listless killing machines, buy a scratch-off because today is your lucky day.
Tuesday, we gave you a glimpse of Watchmen's Malin Akerman, a.k.a. The Silk Spectre II. Now meet her mom… the original Silk Spectre, played by the shapely Carla Gugino.Carla's the rare sort of actress that shows her assets in adult fare like Watchmen and Sin City, then covers herself and relies only on acting talent in kid flicks like the upcoming Race to Witch Mountain, or the Spy Kids franchise. Though I did hear that for Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over, they had to frame Gugino from the neck up so she didn't accidentally gouge anyone's eyes out in the theater. Ga Ga Guginooooo!More pics after the jump…
NASA has turned to the public for help in naming the International Space Station's brand new Node 3 module. The top two nominees in the write-in category are Colbert and Xenu. As in the Church of Scientology's Xenu. Who would you rather see ruling the cosmos, Tek Jansen or Tom Cruise? Here's your morning news.Help Stephen Colbert cock-block The Church Of Scientology (Colbert Nation)New X-Men Origins: Wolverine trailer premieres today (MTV)Watchmen will not feature any hover-boards (iO9)
See! Johnny Depp as scoundrel Charles Dillinger!Hear! Christian Bale speaking at normal room volume!Covertly Adjust Yourself! As French siren Marion Cotillard enters frame!Laugh! As comickster Billy Crudup does his best impression of an old timey baseball announcer!It's a hot off the web trailer for auteur Michael Mann's crowd-pleasing talkie, Public Enemies! Coming to a silver screen near you!
This just in from Variety: Transformers 2 babe Megan Fox is attached to star in "Fathom," an adaptation of the Michael Turner-created comicbook, for Fox Atomic. According to Variety, "Fox would play Aspen Matthews, who was found abandoned on a ship and is adopted by a military man. She becomes a champion swimmer and marine biologist who comes of age realizing she has water-based powers and is part of an underwater race" I heard through the grapevine that Michael Phelps was up for a cameo but his role in the remake of Up In Smoke conflicted. He will be replaced by the dolphin from Seaquest DSV.
Here's a glimpse at the creep-tastic Haunting of Connecticut motion poster, courtesy of Yahoo! Movies. I know I wouldn't want a ghost shoving its way out of my mouth, but then again, I just passed a kidney stone last week. Nah, I'm gonna give it to ghost-out-the-mouth… that's way worse.
Who watches the Watchmen? I'm guessing about everybody, this weekend - Including homeless people. Admit it. If the city sends "interior decorators" to redo your bus shelter once a month with shiny new Watchmen "wallpaper," you'd panhandle just a little extra hard to see what all the buzz is about. And then there's the film's luscious leading lady – Malin Akerman, who'll be kicking ass and breaking hearts as Laurie Jupiter a.k.a. The Silk Spectre II. See more pics of Ms. Malin after the jump…
The new Terminator: Salvation trailer just launched today. I watched. I peed a little. I suggest you sit on some Scotch Brite™ and watch, too. Explosions. Nine Inch Nails music, plus Christian Bale angrily yelling, which we can never get enough of. Late in the trailer, he implores someone off-screen that “if we don’t stay the course, we’re dead. We’re all DEAD!” I think it’s behind-the-scenes footage from the day catering changed the lunch menu from steak to salmon.
Either Vanity Fair's standards have gone way down, or it's almost time for April's issue dedicated to "Comedy's New Legends" to hit the shelves. This above image of Paul Rudd getting intimate with Jonah Hill, Jason Segal and Seth Rogan apes the now legendary VF photo of Tom Ford, Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson cover shot (marvel at it, plus bonus shots from April's issue after the jump).
Finally, a cute indie romantic comedy with some solid mini-xylophone music in the trailer. It seems like there are so many of these, is it a genre yet? Director: Matt AseltonCast: Paul Dano, Zooey Deschanel, Edward Asner, Jane Alexander, John GoodmanSynopsis: Mattress salesman Brian Weathersby (Dano) finds his plan to adopt a Chinese baby augmented by the arrival of a young woman, Happy (Deschanel), who comes into his workplaces, falls asleep on one of the beds, and starts to affect his life upon waking up.Genre: ComedyRelease Date: April 3, 2009
This is just a reminder that YOU are the best around. No one is ever going to get you down. Not even dudes from the 80's with blond hair.
Director: John HamburgCast: Jason Segel, Paul Rudd, Andy Samberg, Rashida Jones, Thomas LennonSynopsis: Peter Klaven is a successful real estate agent who, upon getting engaged to the woman of his dreams, Zooey, discovers, to his dismay and chagrin, that he has no male friend close enough to serve as his Best Man. Peter immediately sets out to rectify the situation, embarking on a series of bizarre and awkward 'man-dates,' before meeting Sydney Fife, a charming, opinionated man with whom he instantly bonds.Genre: ComedyRating: RRelease Date: March 20, 2009
Director: Harold RamisCast: Jack Black, Michael Cera, Olivia Wilde, June Diane Raphael, David CrossSynopsis: When a couple of lazy hunter-gatherers (Black and Cera) are banished from their primitive village, they set off on an epic journey through the ancient world.Genre: ComedyRelease Date: June 19, 2009
Director: Judd ApatowCast: Seth Rogen, Adam Sandler, Jonah Hill, Eric Bana, Leslie MannSynopsis: When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship cause him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act.Genre: ComedyRelease Date: July 31, 2009