Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.
At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.
Good guys acting bad.
Surprised he didn’t throw momma from the train.
They don’t talk like real people.
They’re taking on Christmas in New York City.
I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.
She was 85.
It should never be made.
This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.
This is an actual Hollywood movie-theater movie.
He’ll have to act with his face.
It’s unknown if Depp will bring his trademark scarves and hats to the role.
Ask yourself: Would you want to trade places with any of these folks?
Ahhhh, zombies are real!
He’s like nerd catnip.
Will she suit up as The Wasp?
Just give Loki his own movie already.
Well, Sundays slipped slightly more in favor of the Lord.
It’s really better just not to care about things.
If you mess with ‘Hunger Games’ continuity, you’ll never see another sunny day.
The only thing more crooked than Joffrey’s advisers is his fiancee’s mouth.
HOW MANY? Keep reading, and be more patient in the future. We’ll tell you.
Maybe the two films got stuck together and no one could get them apart.
‘Gremlins 2′ was more plausible
Work it, gurl!
If you ever wanted to see Optimus Prime ride a dinosaur like a horse, here’s your chance.