Movies - Page 46

Put some pants on, you tart!
Dreamworks Pays The Whole Toll For Trolls
Friday, April 12 by

Get Uwe Boll to direct it so it can be called ‘Boll’s Trolls’, and everyone involved in the film will be rich.

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R.I.P. Jonathan Winters
Friday, April 12 by

1926 – 2013.

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‘Go the F*ck to Sleep’ Being Adapted For The Big Screen Somehow
Friday, April 12 by

Sure, why not?

5 Thin Actors Who Could Eat A Sandwich
Thursday, April 11 by J. Johnson

These five thin actors who could eat a sandwich might just make you feel a little better about those extra ten pounds you’ve been lugging around. But don’t be quick…

5 Movie About North Korea The Glorious Leader Would Hate
Thursday, April 11 by Frost

It’s tough running a country where your major export is bad Photoshopped pictures and news releases that make The Onion look terrible at their jobs. To have a single film,…

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The Wolf Pack Is On The Hunt For Chow In Latest ‘Hangover Part III’ Trailer
Thursday, April 11 by

It’s been a long, strange trip.

This film is known for answering the age-old question, "How do you make skydiving gay?"
‘Point Break’ Is Getting Remade…Yada Yada, “Is Nothing Sacred?” Etc.
Thursday, April 11 by

They should do parkour instead of surfing.

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Anne Hathaway Hooking Up With Christopher Nolan Again For ‘Interstellar’
Thursday, April 11 by

She’ll play some kind of role.

I love you, Saul.
AMC Still Dangling Saul’s ‘Breaking Bad Spinoff Over Our Head
Wednesday, April 10 by

I want! I want!

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Katee Sackhoff Is Evil And Sexy In ‘Sexy Evil Genius’ Trailer
Wednesday, April 10 by

There’s a good reason we don’t look up our exes.

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Behold, The Trailer For Neill Blomkamp’s ‘Elysium’
Wednesday, April 10 by

How do you like these space apples?

The two amigos.
SUPERCUT!: Every ‘W’ Word In ‘Django Unchained’
Tuesday, April 9 by

It’s their burden.

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Hot Chick Gets A Terrible Steve Buscemi Tattoo
Tuesday, April 9 by

As far as Steve Buscemi tattoos are concerned.

Something tells me they won't be ugly witches.
FOX Is Going To Make Witches The Next Big Thing With The ‘Half Bad’ Franchise
Tuesday, April 9 by

They cast a spell on me.

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Robert De Niro To Learn Spanish For Boxing Film ‘Hands Of Stone’
Tuesday, April 9 by

This time he’ll play a trainer so don’t worry, he likely won’t be taking his shirt off.

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Of Course James Cameron Is Developing New Underwater Motion Capture Technology
Monday, April 8 by

He should live in an underwater house already.

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Chris Hemsworth Races Darkman In Trailer For Ron Howard’s ‘Rush’
Monday, April 8 by

Here we have the first look at Ron Howard’s F1 racing drama, Rush. Based on the true story of the rivalry between English racer James Hunt and Austrian Niki Lauda, Chris…

The 7 Biggest Monsters In TV and Movie History
Sunday, April 7 by Stu Moody

There’s nothing quite like a big monster. Sure, there have been monsters that were small and sinister, brimming with malice. But there’s something to be said for a gigantic baddie,…

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‘Anchorman 2′, Nicole Kidman Deficient No More
Friday, April 5 by

This just in…

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‘Carrie’ Remake Trailer: Does It Get Better?
Friday, April 5 by

That’s not much new here beyond the special effects.

We will miss you.
Iconic Film Critic Roger Ebert Dead At 70
Thursday, April 4 by

Goodbye to the man who could combine education, appreciation, and humor better than most anyone in the world of entertainment.

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Ryan Gosling Is Acting Quiet And Killing Guys Again In ‘Only God Forgives’ Trailer
Thursday, April 4 by

Ryan Gosling has become the Jason Statham for hipsters.

The 7 Best Cult Comedies You Haven’t Seen
Wednesday, April 3 by Gregory Wakeman

  It’s very hard to pin down cult classic films. They need to have enough appeal to have been watched by a few people, but not so much that the…

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Matthew McConaughey Confirmed To Play A Spaceman For Christopher Nolan
Wednesday, April 3 by

There’s no way this movie will make sense.

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Kevin James Finally Does A Nude Scene In ‘Grown Ups 2′ Trailer
Wednesday, April 3 by

Also featuring Shaq’s best performance since ‘Kazaam’.

Mr. Rockefeller here is too GOOD for tap water. LET'S GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!
Discovery Channel CEO Doesn’t Go Broke Underestimating The Intelligence Of The American Public, Makes $49 Million
Tuesday, April 2 by

He’s like the A-Rod of bullshit television.

Pennypacker.
Will Arnett’s Naturally Cast In The New ‘Ninja Turtles’ Film
Tuesday, April 2 by

First we find out that the turtles are all going to be aliens, flying in the face of everything I know to be true, and now we hear that G.O.B….

Johnny Depp looks terrific.
Tim Burton To Direct Non-Depp Actors In ‘Big Eyes’
Tuesday, April 2 by

Amy Adams and Chritoph Waltz, specifically.

CHALKY WHITE OR GTFO.
Steve Buscemi Has Been Running Around Filming Vampire Weekend For Some Reason
Tuesday, April 2 by

This is pretty high-concept.

Two fishes enter. Only one fishes leave.
‘Finding Nemo’ Sequel Isn’t Gonna Be About Nemo At All. BULLSHIT!
Tuesday, April 2 by

‘Finding Dory’. What a crock of shit.

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