Even the simplified chart is complicated.
Because the words are similar. And because it’s funny.
You’ve seen us tackle the X-Men Trilogy — now it’s time for us to take on the prequel-sequel that made the worst X-Men movie irrelevant and the worst Wolverine movie into a bad dream.
They should replace HAL’s voice with an always-cracking-up Jimmy Fallon.
Maybe they could get Swedish pop songstress Robyn.
These theaters will be no place for children.
It better have them playing multiple characters with funny wigs.
There will be no Tucker. There will be no Chan. So don’t even ask.
“Hey Melvin… wanna make a buck?”
Now you can be dorky and productive.
Will these casting announcements never end?
Minecraft will just be the latest gruel in the unsweetened oatmeal that is Shawn Levy’s film resume. In other words, a huge hit.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Marvel and DC both dropped huge news this week! We break down the superhero showdowns in Civil War and the Justice League of America.
Wow. Whale watches used to suuuuuuuck.
Alison is awakened in the middle of the night by a series of strange sounds and decides to go exploring. Because good things usually happen when you investigate a disturbance in a horror movie.
Early reports indicate that the film will be sorely lacking the body mass x-factor of Predator.
If you thought District 12 was a sh*thole before…
You can tell this guy poured over the Encyclopedia Britannica as a kid.
Since we’re die-hard Original Trilogy fans, that sketch of Chewbacca with a “bionic arm from war wound” is making us geek out so hard right now.
They’re all meeting up at Wallyworld.
“Well, boys, I reckon this is it — nuclear combat toe to toe with the Russkies.”
That’s it, Warner Bros.? Nothing more you want to tell us?
I wouldn’t want to upset a clown.
Yup. This will be the fifth one. Yikes.
Probably the most solid choice for the role.
I DARE you to argue with this choice.