It’s a wonderful day for the world!
Yo soy Groot!
And we will let him…
Guardians of the Galaxy can best be described as a two-hour montage set to a 1970’s Jock Jams mixtape (and that’s a good thing).
Tara Reid has developed a chemical she would like you to rub on your skin.
Better get that dialect coach on the phone.
It’s not a Christopher Nolan film if you understand what’s going on.
From now on, only libraries or less for this guy.
Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.
Boobs, butts, and bullets.
Based on this clip, Deadpool already looks like it will be a better movie than The Green Lantern, and this isn’t even actual footage from the film yet.
Wherein one of the most interesting films of the decade spawns some of the least interesting trends.
There’s doings a transpiring!
He did everything but hire a skywriting plane to tell us. (Not really)
It’s between him and Spike Lee. Just kidding. No one’s asked Spike.
I wish I could get excited about this one, but a movie adaptation of TLoU will most likely turn a complex and unique story into just another generic survival horror flick.
“A man is captured by a maniac and tortured, physically and mentally, into becoming a walrus.” If that doesn’t scream BOX OFFICE GOLD, then everything I know about the current state of cinema is absolutely correct.
This goes from upsetting to very upsetting when learning kids were scared by the fake zombies.
Is it a prequel? A sequel? A gritty reboot with King Kong as a troubled loner?
Director George Miller describes the fourth ‘Mad Max’ installment as a “105-minute chase scene through the wasteland.” So yeah, this should be awesome.
We’ll call it ‘Guardians of the Galaxy 2′ until we get more intel. (“Intel” is short for “intelligence.)
Warning! Spoilers Ahead! Toys didn’t get a fair shake. I saw it in the theater when I was a teenager, and the visual effects mesmerized me. It was a Magritte…
16-bit would have been overkill.
Don’t call it ‘Punk’d’. The producers hate when you call it ‘Punk’d.’
They exploit the future for personal gain, which is probably pretty realistic.
If you loved Groundhog Day but felt there were too few jokes about Bill Murray’s penis, then Premature is the film for you.
If you’re psyched to see Dr. Ken dance around half-naked, and shift between “black” dialect and exaggerated Asian accents…you need to raise your comedic standards, dude.