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Screw up anyone's nose enough, and they start to look like Owen Wilson.
SNL Offers Us The Trailer For A Wes Anderson Horror Film
Monday, October 28 by

You’ll be murdered with quirkiness and Kinks songs.

"No, Pepsi would not be okay."
Netflix Wants A Third Season Of ‘House Of Cards’ Before The Second One Airs
Monday, October 28 by

How much treachery could there be in Washington?

If you cover a witch's shoulders, she loses her powers.
CBS Might Reboot ‘Charmed’
Monday, October 28 by

Witch, please.

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The Final ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer Has Killer Monkeys
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This November, death throws its poop.

Such misunderstandings!
Fox Picks Up A Whole Season Of ‘Dads’
Monday, October 28 by

Not to be confused with the Anna Faris comedy ‘Mom’.

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‘Anchorman 2′ Will Actually Be Two Movies And Hopefully There Will Be Martians
Friday, October 25 by

Please please please martians.

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Frank Stallone Stars In ‘CHUPACOBRA’
Friday, October 25 by

They picked the wrong Stallone to mess with.

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Will Smith Signing On For A Supernatural Version Of ‘Groundhog Day’
Friday, October 25 by

Without killer groundhogs sadly.

I'm home.
China To Open World’s Largest Disney Store, Will Become The Height Of Fashion
Friday, October 25 by

Steamboat Willie fedoras for everyone!

M. Night Shyamalan is available.
It Sounds Like The New ‘Star Wars’ Writer Got Fired, J.J. Abrams & Co. Will Take It From Here
Friday, October 25 by

This might delay things a bit.

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SJ Show: Morgan Freeman Reads ‘The Fox’ By Ylvis
Thursday, October 24 by

We also got Robert De Niro’s rendition of Miley’s ‘Wrecking Ball’ somehow.

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The World Gets Torn Down In ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Trailer
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It looks awesome.

Whatever.
You’ve Never Heard Of The New Recruit To Play Christian Grey
Thursday, October 24 by

Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.

I wish Jimmy Carter was alive to see this.
Paul Feig To Stop Directing Raunchy Women For A Second To Produce A ‘Peanuts’ Movie
Thursday, October 24 by

As Charlie Brown would say, “F*ck yeah, b*ll l*ckers!”

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Imagine Having ‘Saw’ As Your Wacky Roommate
Wednesday, October 23 by

As long as his traps don’t drive up the utility bills and he doesn’t smoke, he’s okay by me.

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Jeremy Piven Is Getting Paid Too Much For The ‘Entourage’ Movie
Wednesday, October 23 by

Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?

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The Times Are A-Changin’ In ‘Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues’ Trailer. Also, Scorpions
Wednesday, October 23 by

R.I.P. Sweet Brick.

"They look down to clown," the vicar said remorsefully as he entered his Prius.
For A Timeless Book, ‘Little Women’ Sure Is Getting Remade Frequently
Tuesday, October 22 by

Maybe they could make Laurie a girl so I’m less confused this time.

It's pretty much already covered in sand.
The ‘Star Wars’ Tattoine Set In Tunisia Will Soon Be Buried Under Sand
Tuesday, October 22 by

Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.

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Honest Trailers: ‘Pacific Rim’
Tuesday, October 22 by

Most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time?

This type of sharing isn't caring.
Netflix Has Outpaced HBO
Tuesday, October 22 by

We as a people want on demand access to ‘Harry and the Hendersons’.

We're all pretty excited, Beetlejuice.
Tim Burton To GIve Us A Beetlejuice Sequel
Tuesday, October 22 by

Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.

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Watch ‘Bad Grandpa’ Get His Penis Stuck In A Vending Machine
Monday, October 21 by

The elderly get themselves into the damndest scrapes.

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Mike Tyson Does Broadway In ‘Mike Tyson: Undisputed Truth’ Trailer
Monday, October 21 by

It’s like a MadTV sketch come to life.

I keep them on retainer...FOR LAUGHS!!!
‘FRANKLIN AND BASH’ MARCHES ON!!!!!!
Friday, October 18 by

It’s the new ‘Breaking Bad’.

Hope ya like blue.
Gravity Writer Going Under The Water Next Time To Mix Things Up
Friday, October 18 by

In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.

The real crime here is that footwear.
A Film Will Be Made About Silk Road, Which May Be A Thing You’ve Heard Of
Thursday, October 17 by

The story is currently writing itself in the legal system.

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‘Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones’ Trailer: Demons Vs. Gangbangers
Thursday, October 17 by

Just go with it.

I found my new desktop wallpaper.
Michael Bay Was Attacked With An Air Conditioner By An Extortionist On The Set Of ‘Transformers’ In Hong Kong
Thursday, October 17 by

If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.

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The Screen Junkies Show: How To Fix RoboCop
Thursday, October 17 by

Nick Mundy has a few ideas.

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