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“You Look Like Sh*t” Super-Cut Is The Sh*t
Friday, November 12 by

A new super-cut is making the rounds this afternoon. Much like “We’ve Got Company,” “Famous Last Words,” and “I Hate Muffins,” “You Look Like Sh*t” highlights all the times characters in movies are told they look like sh*t, or tell someone else they resemble sh*t. And 22% of that time, that person is Bruce Willis.

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EXCLUSIVE: Jake Gyllenhaal Is Thai-curious In ‘Love & Other Drugs’ Red-Band Trailer
Friday, November 12 by

20th Century Fox sent over an exclusive red-band trailer of Ed Zwick’s Love & Other Drugs starring Jack Gyllenhaal and Anna Hathaway. We can finally see that this film has some edge to it, and a ton of synonyms for the word “penis.”

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‘Blinky’ Teaser Trailer: I Want One!
Friday, November 12 by

The robot uprising is here and it looks awesome. The teaser trailer for Blinky™ (formerly known as Bad Robot) is alternately super-cute and super-creepy.

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Bruce Campbell Sasses Living Dead at Zombie Con
Friday, November 12 by

The other week, Ted Raimi, brother of director Sam Raimi, beat us up, stole our Flip Cam, and flew to NYC to attend Zombie Con. He tooled around the convention floor, married some living dead lovers, and snapped some footage of Bruce Campbell interrogating a zombie.

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Reel Rumble: Is Tom Hanks a Nice Guy or a Total Dick?
Friday, November 12 by

We don’t always agree on the happenings in the entertainment industry and we like to make our beefs public. Tom Hanks has the persona of being Hollywood’s golden child, but is he really a nice guy or is he in fact a total dick? Fight!

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‘Editing the Dead’ Puts You In Control of Your Zombie Fate
Friday, November 12 by

Imagine a interactive Choose Your Own Adventure with a zombie storyline. Now stop imagining because it’s real! Editing the Dead puts you in control of your fate. Depending on your selection at the end of each video clip, you’re taken down a different path that could lead to salvation or being eaten alive.

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Review: Unstoppable
Friday, November 12 by

Obviously Unstoppable is Speed on a train, but it’s about 15 years too late for that comparison. Maybe now it’s more like The Fast and the Furious on a train. It certainly is the fastest, most furious movie of the year.

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Natalie Portman Pitching Raunchy Comedy ‘BYO’
Friday, November 12 by

Between scissoring Mila Kunis in Black Swan and getting blazed with Danny McBride in Your Highness, Natalie Portman is all grows up and showing her wild side. That trend is slated to continue.

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‘Battle: Los Angeles’ Has a Teaser Trailer
Friday, November 12 by

Battle: Los Angeles has a teaser trailer, and you’re going to watch it. After all, I’m assuming you love Aaron Eckhart as much as I do. If not, you’re insane, but I’m sure you can at least enjoy the stunning special effects and eerie music.

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Links Away: ‘Office Space’ The Musical
Thursday, November 11 by

This Break Original asks the question, “What if Milton from Office Space sang a catchy diddy about his troubles with Lumberg and his red Swingline stapler?” Don’t be surprised if it’s playing Off-Broadway in a few months. The married squirrels part is touching.

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Elizabeth Banks Welcomed Into ‘Welcome to People’
Thursday, November 11 by

Elizabeth Banks has beat out acting powerhouses Amy Adams and Hilary Swank for the female lead role in Welcome to People, the directorial debut of Star Trek co-writer Alex Kurtzman.

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Dick Van Dyke Was Rescued By Porpoises
Thursday, November 11 by

Death’s repeated attempts to claim Dick Van Dyke via grisly ottomen-trippings never panned out, and now the actor lives another day thanks to porpoise interjection.

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Christopher Nolan Sizing Up Actresses for ‘The Dark Knight Rises’
Thursday, November 11 by

Christopher Nolan is getting actresses lined up in a pretty little row for The Dark Knight Rises casting. Doesn’t sound like Charlize and Vera are in the mix anymore, unless this is some kind of elaborate rouse, and if that’s the case, Nolan **shakes angry fist**

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Thursday, November 11 by

Director: David Yates Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Gary Oldman, Ralph Fiennes Synopsis: Voldemort’s power is growing stronger. He now has control over the Ministry of Magic and…

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New ‘Season Of The Witch’ Trailer Shows Us Its Witch
Thursday, November 11 by

Once you get past the wig, Season Of The Witch doesn’t look half bad. I’m not sure why its release was pushed to be dumped in the movie-going wasteland that is January (the New Jersey of months).

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Thursday, November 11 by
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Rosario Dawson Wants To Be A Klingon Or Anything In The ‘Star Trek’ Sequel
Thursday, November 11 by

Rosario Dawson has made it clear that she’d like to appear as a sexy Klingon in the Star Trek sequel. I added the “sexy” part.

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Movie Military Chain of Command (Infographic)
Thursday, November 11 by

Seeing how it’s Veterans Day, we’d be remiss if we didn’t honor, in our own special Screen Junkies way, those brave people who serve our country everyday. So, that said, we came up with an entire regiment of some of the more memorable servicemen seen on the big screen – from five stars to the lowly gun-totin’ folks who aren’t allowed patches yet – just like the Boy Scouts, you have to earn ‘em.

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Louis Leterrier in Talks to Direct ‘Y: The Last Man’
Thursday, November 11 by

If New Line dumped Caruso over length (the same reason my last girlfriend dumped me), why would they bring in a guy who is talking about a multi-episode T.V. show? Any ideas?

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Jim Carrey Backs Out Of ‘The Three Stooges’
Thursday, November 11 by

The Three Stooges movie may be dead. At least, according to serious actor, Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls, Batman Forever). He shot down any hope of seeing him portray Curly in The Farrelly Brothers stab at the classic masochists. His main reason? Jim Carrey does not fat suit.

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Aaron Sorkin, Todd Phillips Trash the Writers Guild of America in Front of WGA President
Thursday, November 11 by

It’s nice to see Todd Phillips and Aaron Sorkin talking trash right to someone’s face. Rather than bitch and moan in an interview and then claim their words were “taken out of context,” the pair took the Writers Guild of America to task in front of the WGA West Coast president, John Wells.

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Everyone Wants In Wes Anderson’s ‘Moon Rise Kingdom’
Wednesday, November 10 by

A whole slew of actors want to play in Wes Anderson’s quirky sand box. Edward Norton, Bruce Willis, Bill Murray, Frances McDormand, and Tilda Swinton are all in talks to star in Moon Rise Kingdom, Anderson’s next directorial project that he wrote with Roman Coppola.

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‘Little Fockers’ Trailer — Hoffman Remix
Wednesday, November 10 by

The filmmakers behind Little Fockers decided to stop focking around with Dustin Hoffman’s money. Thus, we have this new Little Fockers trailer – Dustin Hoffman Edition.

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Crystal Reed
Wednesday, November 10 by

Based on her short list of acting credits, it would appear that Crystal Reed has only been active for roughly the past year. Apparently that didn’t stop her from nabbing a starring role in Skyline.

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Channing Tatum Is Jamie Bell’s Slave In ‘The Eagle’ Trailer
Wednesday, November 10 by

The Eagle trailer has landed (nailed it). Starring Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell, and directed by Kevin Macdonald, it follows a soldier and his slave in 140 A.D. as they go on a quest to retrieve a treasured gold Eagle emblem that Tatum’s father lost 20 years earlier.

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Wednesday, November 10 by
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‘Tron: Legacy’ Porn Parody ‘Pron’ Is In The Works
Wednesday, November 10 by

Since porno and adorable kittens are the Internet’s chief exports, it was only a matter of time before a Tron: Legacy XXX porn parody rezzed into the real world. We’ll keep you posted when an all-kitten parody appears.

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‘Harry Potter’ Flash Mob Casts Spell On Grand Central Station
Wednesday, November 10 by

Voldemort and his Death Eaters invaded Grand Central Station looking for Harry Potter a.k.a. just another day in New York City. Alright, maybe it was less typical considering the flash mob consisted of actors instead of recently released Bellevue patients.

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Review: The Fighter
Wednesday, November 10 by

The secret screening at AFI Film Festival was the long awaited boxing drama The Fighter. Mark Wahlberg waited four years to make this movie and it was a lot for me to take. I mean, I can handle death and despair. That’s a good time at the movies. You give me an abusive family and that’s just hopeless.

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Channing Tatum Steppin’ Up 2 Da ‘Jump Street’
Wednesday, November 10 by

Channing Tatum is steppin’ up 2 da Jump Street. The actor is in talks to don Silly Bandz and return to high school to totally narco on the student body with Jonah Hill.

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