If you were in the market for a ‘Magnificent Seven’ spoof with a bunch of Sandler’s friends…I’m sorry. For a lot of reasons.
There will be no Tucker. There will be no Chan. So don’t even ask.
And you will like it.
it’s cathartic for us to watch him die. Don’t read too much into it.
This very instant. As you’re reading this, she’s probably writing something about a wand or a British person.
The Autobots are back…to sell you more products!! Relive Michael Bay’s most incomprehensible, illogical, unintelligible Transformers movie yet — now featuring China!
We’ll take it.
Film adaptations rarely capture the nuances — subtle or otherwise — of their source material. Here are a few examples of those cinematic failures that either should have been done better, or never even attempted.
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…even with Brooklyn Decker
Expect Trent Reznor to get involved too.
The biggest actress in the world will be the center of attention. Makes sense!
Whoa. Whoa. WHOA. Wait. Whoa.
See it if you’ve read the book. See it for Affleck’s dong. We don’t really care why, but just go see Gone Girl.
Not much of a surprise.
Stephen Hawking: Dreamboat
From the mouths of babes.
The myth of Murray continues.
Just click one button and it will give you a stupid film idea starring Adam Sandler.
If you want to make a movie 300% better, make the protagonist a sniper. Snipers are awesome.
This has to be the most exciting moment of the past ten years for David Charvet.
There isn’t a juicy reason behind it. Leo’s just taking a break from acting.
It’s not flashy…and that’s the point.
Introducing the Jump Scare of the Day™, a new recurring feature here at Screen Junkies designed to push you closer and closer to the brink of a nightmare-fueled insanity and/or incontinence.
Do I smell a crossover with the Kevin Smith universe? No. That’s just burning tar.
Bring it on! Let’s wash that ‘Cars 2′ taste out of our mouths.
It probably won’t star Leary. He’s got something else going.
We’re all Legend. Except people in the deep south. They’ve got some work to do before they become Legend.