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Another Case of ‘Bond 23′ Blue Balls
Wednesday, January 5 by

Turns out Kate Winslet is a huge Bond tease. Sorry you got all aroused, but this project isn’t ready to be touched.

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It’s ‘Mr. Film’ with Bob and David!
Wednesday, January 5 by

If it’s half as funny as “Mr. Show,” we’re in for a real treat. If it’s only a quarter as funny as “Mr. Show,” I guess we’re in for another Brothers Solomon. At this point, I’ll settle for that.

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Sam Rockwell To Probably Play A Sleazy Guy In ‘Cogan’s Trade’
Wednesday, January 5 by

Andrew Dominik is reaching into his ‘Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford’ casting bag once again.

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Spider-man Slips Emma Stone the Tongue
Wednesday, January 5 by

OoooOOOooooo! Look you guys, it’s pics of Peter Parker and Gwen Stacey making out on the set of Spider-man! They’re both such sluts. I’m totally JK LOL!!!

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‘Step Brothers’ Rap Album In The Works
Wednesday, January 5 by

Give it up for the male Mariah Carey, y’all. Huff n’ Doback are about to go beast in the booth.

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I Knew It; George Clooney Is ‘The Monster of Florence’
Wednesday, January 5 by

Big news! George Clooney is the notorious “Monster of Florence,” a serial killer who murdered seven couples between 1974 and 1985. I knew it all along!

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Director Watch: Gareth Edwards Lands ‘Godzilla’, McG Lands ‘Ouija’
Wednesday, January 5 by

Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.

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Gemma Arterton Has Taste For Witch Blood
Tuesday, January 4 by

Brunette British bombshell Gemma Arterton is locked and loaded to play Gretel in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. She’ll be tag-teaming with Jeremy Renner, who’s already on board to play her brother.

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Keanu Reeves Robs Bank, Audiences In ‘Henry’s Crime’ Trailer
Tuesday, January 4 by

The subplot involves a love interest (Vera Farmiga) and a local theater troupe lead by an old-Russian guy. If I wanted to listen to some old commie spout platitudes, I’d rent a Susan Sarandon movie.

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Perfect Sense
Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: David Mackenzie Cast: Eva Green, Ewan McGregor, Connie Nielsen, Ewen Bremner, Stephen Dillane Synopsis: A chef and a scientist fall in love as an epidemic begins to rob people…

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No Strings Attached
Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Ivan Reitman Cast: Natalie Portman, Ashton Kutcher Synopsis: A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it’s not long before they learn that they want…

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The Sunset Limited
Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Tommy Lee Jones Cast: Tommy Lee Jones, Samuel L. Jackson Synopsis: After one man prevents another from committing suicide, the two engage in a conversation on death, God, and…

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How to Sell a Banksy
Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Alper Cagatay & Christopher Thompson Cast: Alper Cagatay & Christopher Thompson Synopsis: Two filmmakers peel Banksy pieces off of walls and attempt to sell them.

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January Jones Talks ‘X-Men: First Class’ Skimpy Wardrobe
Tuesday, January 4 by

When January Jones was cast as Emma Frost in Matthew Vaughn’s X-Men: First Class, we all looked at drawings of Frost then at Jones. Then back at Frost. Then back at Jones. Then we got all giddy.

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Partner Plug: 5 Worst Spanish Accents In Film
Tuesday, January 4 by

Our amigos over at Tu Vez put together a list of the Spanish accents in film that most offend their delicate sensibilities.

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Jackass 3.5
Tuesday, January 4 by

Director: Jeff Tremaine Cast: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Ryan Dunn Synopsis: The Jackass boys are back at it again. Release Date: March 2011

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R2D2′s a Pimp
Tuesday, January 4 by

Someone’s getting serviced tonight.

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Claire Foy
Tuesday, January 4 by

If the Season of the Witch trailer is anything to go off of, Claire Foy will spend the majority of her American feature film debut locked in a cage.

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John Goodman Is ‘Extremely Loud’
Tuesday, January 4 by

Everything’s coming up John Goodman. His stint as a professor who loves the crap out of New Orleans on “Treme,” has served as a springboard to make us all go, “Oh yeah. John Goodman.”

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7 Zombie Projects We’re Likely To See In 2011
Tuesday, January 4 by

Some will be entertaining, most will be unwatchable, but each project will push us closer to the point of over-saturation.

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Roger Ebert Picks New Co-Hosts; Ghost Siskel Gives Thumbs Down
Tuesday, January 4 by

We know that if the ghost of Gene Siskel were able to speak with us from beyond the grave, he would take the opportunity to once again mock Ebert for giving a positive review to Home Alone 3. We miss you, Gene.

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‘Diary Of A Wimpy Kid 2′ Poops In Church
Tuesday, January 4 by

Religious extremists are going to have a field day with this one. Looks like we’ve got another Passion Of The Christ on our hands.

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‘No Strings Attached’ Red Band Trailer Shows the Wrong Naked Ass
Monday, January 3 by

If Natalie Portman is in your movie, and you’re going to show a butt in the trailer, it damn well better be hers. Your Highness has already set that precedent.

10 Famous Movie Love Scenes
Monday, January 3 by Zach Feral

Fans of romantic movies probably already have their own list of 10 famous movie love scenes, but ours tries to take into account everyone’s opinions! Whether you are feeling inspired…

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‘Mechanic’ Red Band Trailer Features Nipples, F-Bombs
Monday, January 3 by

Unlike the lame trailer you already saw, this new red band version has f-bombs and nipples. And I’m not talking about guy nipples; I’m talking about the good kind.

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Ironclad
Monday, January 3 by

Director: Jonathan English Cast: James Purefoy Paul Giamatti, Kate Mara, Brian Cox, Derek Jacobi Synopsis: In 13th century a determined group of Knights Templar defends Rochester Castle against the tyrannical…

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Nic Cage’s New Movie Is So Weird, He’s the Normal One In It
Monday, January 3 by

When I got to interview Nicolas Cage for Season of the Witch, we got to analyze his preference for weird acting in depth. That’s all background for what goes into his latest performance, so here are a few specifics.

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Olivia Wilde Welcomed Into ‘Welcome to People’
Monday, January 3 by

Soon the entire world will know the hotness, and talent, that is Olivia Wilde. The actress has joined Chris Pine and Elizabeth Banks in Alex Kurtzman’s directorial debut, Welcome to People.

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James Franco Is A Director Now
Monday, January 3 by

James Franco is combining his love of filmmaking with his love of being smarter than you realized.

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The Green Hornet
Monday, January 3 by

DIRECTOR: Michel Gondry CAST: Seth Rogen; Jay Chou; Cameron Diaz; Christoph Waltz; Edward Furlong; Tom Wilkinson SYNOPSIS: By night, debonair newspaper publisher Britt Reid fights crime as a masked superhero…

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