This past weekend, the world watched Scottie Thompson run for her life. For, like, an hour and a half. That was pretty much the gist of Skyline.
The Expendables explodes in the home on November 23rd, and in honor of its release we’re giving away an Expendables Blu-Ray + DVD Combo pack! That means you can watch the Blu-ray, DVD, and Digital Download version simultaneously on three different set-ups. There are worse ways to make your head explode, am I right?!
Looks like being trapped underground for two months is finally starting to pay off. Brad Pitt’s Plan B Entertainment is negotiating to buy the film rights for the story of the Chilean miners. It’s not hard to believe that a Hollywood big shot would want to bring such a dramatic true life event to the big screen, but The Wrap also reports that the miners are negotiating roles for themselves.
Good news and bad news about the Footloose remake. The good news is it’s no longer a Zac Efron vehicle, and it’s no longer based on the Broadway musical. The bad news: it’s still a remake.
Chubby Skinny Kids give a look at what the next generation of ‘Ghostbusters’ might be like. The youth today have no respect for the dead.
Those hoping to see Eric Christian Olsen’s head bitten off by a Norwegian’s open chest cavity will have to update their calendars.
Emma Stone is reuniting with her Easy A director, Will Gluck, for a second film. The ridiculously hot redhead will star as a yet-to-be-named character in the yet-to-be-named movie.
The 42 President will reportedly play himself, which means there’s a good chance we will see his penis.
Paul Giamatti has landed a role in The Hangover Part II, Deadline is reporting. The Oscar-nominated actor is set to join the cast of the Todd Phillips’ comedy sometime in the next few weeks. Although nothing has been confirmed, many are speculating that Giamatti will take on the tattoo-artist role originally offered to Mel Gibson.
It’s fan-made, so don’t freak out.
Darren Aronofsky would like you to see his new film, Black Swan, as a companion to his previous Oscar nominated The Wrestler. Maybe they’ll show as a double feature. Black Swan is about a ballet dancer (Natalie Portman) losing her grip with reality, and The Wrestler was about a steroid monster trying to make up with his daughter.
Darren Aronofsky discussed some of his plans for the Wolverine sequel, and it sounds like this could be a really good movie about a guy who has knives jutting out of his metacarpus.
Tuesday, Entertainment Tonight is going to premiere the Green Lantern trailer that will play before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Yesterday they premiered the teaser of that trailer in between “We’re number one! We’re number one!” promotional graphics.
Screw your metaphorical pain! Help that man!
A new super-cut is making the rounds this afternoon. Much like “We’ve Got Company,” “Famous Last Words,” and “I Hate Muffins,” “You Look Like Sh*t” highlights all the times characters in movies are told they look like sh*t, or tell someone else they resemble sh*t. And 22% of that time, that person is Bruce Willis.
20th Century Fox sent over an exclusive red-band trailer of Ed Zwick’s Love & Other Drugs starring Jack Gyllenhaal and Anna Hathaway. We can finally see that this film has some edge to it, and a ton of synonyms for the word “penis.”
The robot uprising is here and it looks awesome. The teaser trailer for Blinky™ (formerly known as Bad Robot) is alternately super-cute and super-creepy.
The other week, Ted Raimi, brother of director Sam Raimi, beat us up, stole our Flip Cam, and flew to NYC to attend Zombie Con. He tooled around the convention floor, married some living dead lovers, and snapped some footage of Bruce Campbell interrogating a zombie.
We don’t always agree on the happenings in the entertainment industry and we like to make our beefs public. Tom Hanks has the persona of being Hollywood’s golden child, but is he really a nice guy or is he in fact a total dick? Fight!
Imagine a interactive Choose Your Own Adventure with a zombie storyline. Now stop imagining because it’s real! Editing the Dead puts you in control of your fate. Depending on your selection at the end of each video clip, you’re taken down a different path that could lead to salvation or being eaten alive.
Obviously Unstoppable is Speed on a train, but it’s about 15 years too late for that comparison. Maybe now it’s more like The Fast and the Furious on a train. It certainly is the fastest, most furious movie of the year.
Between scissoring Mila Kunis in Black Swan and getting blazed with Danny McBride in Your Highness, Natalie Portman is all grows up and showing her wild side. That trend is slated to continue.
Battle: Los Angeles has a teaser trailer, and you’re going to watch it. After all, I’m assuming you love Aaron Eckhart as much as I do. If not, you’re insane, but I’m sure you can at least enjoy the stunning special effects and eerie music.
This Break Original asks the question, “What if Milton from Office Space sang a catchy diddy about his troubles with Lumberg and his red Swingline stapler?” Don’t be surprised if it’s playing Off-Broadway in a few months. The married squirrels part is touching.
Elizabeth Banks has beat out acting powerhouses Amy Adams and Hilary Swank for the female lead role in Welcome to People, the directorial debut of Star Trek co-writer Alex Kurtzman.
Death’s repeated attempts to claim Dick Van Dyke via grisly ottomen-trippings never panned out, and now the actor lives another day thanks to porpoise interjection.
Christopher Nolan is getting actresses lined up in a pretty little row for The Dark Knight Rises casting. Doesn’t sound like Charlize and Vera are in the mix anymore, unless this is some kind of elaborate rouse, and if that’s the case, Nolan **shakes angry fist**
Director: David Yates Cast: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Gary Oldman, Ralph Fiennes Synopsis: Voldemort’s power is growing stronger. He now has control over the Ministry of Magic and…
Once you get past the wig, Season Of The Witch doesn’t look half bad. I’m not sure why its release was pushed to be dumped in the movie-going wasteland that is January (the New Jersey of months).