I want you to listen as hard as you can.
This is probably the worst thing he’s ever done.
If I won’t click on a list on Facebook, I probably won’t drive to a theater and pay money to watch one.
Houdini was the original Mindfreak, only with fewer wallet chains.
Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.
Warning! Spoilers Ahead! In the spring of 1999, just before I graduated from high school, I met a young man named Zoe. He was a few years older and, I…
Give peace a chance, you guys.
Marvel’s planning a female superhero-driven film in 2017. But will it be any good? Here’s how the studio can blow it — and how they can make it great.
Depending on rating, we may actually get to see a dick enter a box.
Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.
I really feel like the original Screech and Belding could just play themselves.
Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.
The ’80s were packed with awesome action movies — but which one was the best?! We picked the top 16 contenders, threw them in a bracket, and assembled a panel to duke it out and decide which one was the Best ’80s Action Movie!!
Makes me wish I was a kid again.
“8-Bit Kevin Spacey” is the name of my noise rock band. We’re playing a show next week. You should totally come.
Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.
Despite all the fanboy hand-wringing, TMNT is not the childhood-defiling catastrophe that so many people predicted it would be. It’s also not a very good movie.
Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.
Do not adjust your eyes.
It’s a story about empowerment.
We’ll stop reporting on Chris Pratt when he stops being awesome.
I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.
If Trent Reznor and David Fincher couldn’t make Facebook cool, then it was probably beyond hope.
A serious blow to cinema.
Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.
She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.
Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.
If you don’t know what an “easter egg” is, this can teach you. Or you can continue to live in oblivion.