Well, maybe if you’re James Dornan, or his mom or agent, you’ve heard of him.
As Charlie Brown would say, “F*ck yeah, b*ll l*ckers!”
As long as his traps don’t drive up the utility bills and he doesn’t smoke, he’s okay by me.
Can’t they just replace him with Billy Zane or something?
Maybe they could make Laurie a girl so I’m less confused this time.
Let’s move Jake Lloyd in there before it happens.
Most awesome dumb movie of all time, or the dumbest awesome movie of all time?
We as a people want on demand access to ‘Harry and the Hendersons’.
Both Helena Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp will play Beetlejuice. Just kidding. Hopefully.
The elderly get themselves into the damndest scrapes.
It’s like a MadTV sketch come to life.
It’s the new ‘Breaking Bad’.
In water, no one can hear you scream. Well, they can, but they confuse it for dolphins talking.
The story is currently writing itself in the legal system.
If you wanna make an omelette, you’re gonna have to get hit with some air conditioners.
Nick Mundy has a few ideas.
Always bet on Black… Irish.
This marks the first time in history that people have objected to a work of religious-based art.
When your bros get girlfriends, that’s against the bro code (or something. I don’t really know what I’m saying.)
Oof. Tough choice.
The definitive answer is “perhaps.”
For those unfamiliar, The Phantom Tollbooth with the story of an evil tollbooth that, after becoming sentient and learning it was built upon the unmarked graves of 14 victims of…
It’s a good thing Tom Hanks is pretty much perfect, because we don’t want him to change.
To be clear, we have nothing but respect for our readers, but we all know there are a few idiots among them.
Womanize, drink, learn a lesson…got it.
Don’t be such a pussy.