It’s “Seven” as you’ve never seen it before—with grown men dressed up as food.
Let us explain why this is newsworthy…
Question for Marvel: Can I buy pot from you?
And you thought Hugh Jackman ate a lot of chicken.
Yeah. And my hoverboard just arrived in the mail.
Give her the chair!
Learn your lines, Morgan Freeman!
Little else happens. Well, Coolio gets a royalty check, but that’s off-camera.
Who’re we kidding? We know you’re going to be watching House of Cards…
We have a new Jackie Chan.
What if the entire country turned into Detroit for one night only?
Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.
At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.
Good guys acting bad.
Surprised he didn’t throw momma from the train.
They don’t talk like real people.
They’re taking on Christmas in New York City.
I wish I didn’t have to write an article, and just leave this headline hanging out there.
She was 85.
It should never be made.
This is very on-the-nose, even by Anderson’s standards.
This is an actual Hollywood movie-theater movie.
He’ll have to act with his face.
It’s unknown if Depp will bring his trademark scarves and hats to the role.
Ask yourself: Would you want to trade places with any of these folks?
Ahhhh, zombies are real!
He’s like nerd catnip.
Will she suit up as The Wasp?