Hello, Junkies! Ronnie Pudding here, once again participating in the state parole board’s work release program by taking a look at the front runners for the 83rd Academy Awards and writing about it on the internet.
Using time travel technology, humanity must travel back 150 million years for a last chance at survival. No, you’re not dropping acid at a Scientology meeting…again. You’re simply listening to the plot of Steven Spielberg’s new television series, “Terra Nova.”
I was a little let down when I saw the original UK trailer for Greg Mottola’s Paul. With all the poop jokes and nut shots, it felt a little too Kangaroo Jack for my tastes. But after viewing this domestic trailer, I’m looking forward.
At some point last year Ridley Scott and Kevin McDonald got together and were all like “Dude, let’s do something epic.” The result is a film called Life In a Day.
NASA has released its list of the least plausible science fiction films, and Roland Emmerich’s 2012 landed at the panic-inducing top.
Even in a sea of horrible moments, I managed to find a few islands of pure awfulness that somehow stood out. I give you the worst moments from The People’s Choice Awards.
Now that Paul Haggis has his Oscars and Russell Crowe on speed-dial, he won’t be needing Scientology anymore. The Crash director is writing a memoir about the shady behind-the-scenes of the religion.
One film festival can’t quench Robert De Niro’s insatiable thirst for cinema. The co-founder of the Tribeca Film Festival has accepted the duties of the President of the Jury of the 64th Festival de Cannes.
He took the shot first.
Ricky Gervais will loan his lilting voice to Mole in WETA’s production of The Wind In The Willows. Okay, quick question: how the hell did it take this long to cast Ricky Gervais as a mole?
I know how much you kids love supercuts and cursing. Here’s another ten minutes of characters in movies letting off some cleverly-worded steam.
While I’m sure this list will be altered as the year progresses and new information comes to light, I’ve made a preliminary rundown of 11 films I refuse to miss in 2011, all others be damned.
Good news! You’re going to have the opportunity to spend another $12 on seeing The Social Network this weekend.
Adam Sandler also took home an award for Best Comedic Star, which would make total sense if the year was 1997. But it’s not, god damn it!
I’m assuming you clicked on the headline of this article, which is the same as assuming that you like things that are totally awesome.
These 10 classic science fiction movies make up some of the best movies in history. Science fiction (or SciFi) has always been a great movie genre. SciFi movies have captured…
David Cronenberg has kicked Colin Farrell out of his limo and invited Robert Pattinson in. The Team Edward ambassador himself has signed on to play Eric Packer in Cosmopolis.
We’ve reported on Bad Teacher, 30 Minutes Or Less, and Anonymous before. But now we have first looks and better descriptions of the doings that transpire on-screen.
With Angelina locked down to play the role that Liz Taylor made famous, Deadline reports that producer Scott Rudin is “pretty close” to locking someone down to helm this mighty, might vessel.
Call me crazy, but if you really want to get inside the head of a gay player, there’s an easier way (especially a gay player with no teeth). It starts with buying him a drink.
Turns out Kate Winslet is a huge Bond tease. Sorry you got all aroused, but this project isn’t ready to be touched.
If it’s half as funny as “Mr. Show,” we’re in for a real treat. If it’s only a quarter as funny as “Mr. Show,” I guess we’re in for another Brothers Solomon. At this point, I’ll settle for that.
Andrew Dominik is reaching into his ‘Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford’ casting bag once again.
OoooOOOooooo! Look you guys, it’s pics of Peter Parker and Gwen Stacey making out on the set of Spider-man! They’re both such sluts. I’m totally JK LOL!!!
Give it up for the male Mariah Carey, y’all. Huff n’ Doback are about to go beast in the booth.
Big news! George Clooney is the notorious “Monster of Florence,” a serial killer who murdered seven couples between 1974 and 1985. I knew it all along!
Good news for people who love terrifying monsters: McG is back. Oh, and so is Monsters director Gareth Edwards.
Brunette British bombshell Gemma Arterton is locked and loaded to play Gretel in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. She’ll be tag-teaming with Jeremy Renner, who’s already on board to play her brother.
The subplot involves a love interest (Vera Farmiga) and a local theater troupe lead by an old-Russian guy. If I wanted to listen to some old commie spout platitudes, I’d rent a Susan Sarandon movie.
Director: David Mackenzie Cast: Eva Green, Ewan McGregor, Connie Nielsen, Ewen Bremner, Stephen Dillane Synopsis: A chef and a scientist fall in love as an epidemic begins to rob people…