Spoiler alert: Jenna Bush-Hager can’t read and Chris Pratt has abs.
By Jared Jones After a year-long creative dispute with Miramax co-founder Harvey Weinstein — the man Gary Oldman would likely refer to as Hollywood’s H.J.I.C (Head Jew in Charge) —…
Expect some snappier vagina jokes.
The good news is that hoodies have come back into style since then, so the costumes will be largely the same.
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Forrest Gump was released 20 years ago this week, so we decided to revisit the classic film that captured the heart of a nation — and beat Pulp Fiction and The Shawshank Redemption for Best Picture. For real.
With the proliferation of the “gritty reboot,” everyone from Batman to Peter Pan to Dorothy is getting a more down-to-earth and darker retelling. So why would the favorite cartoons from…
No heroes allowed.
Which is weird, because North Korea really liked ‘The 40 Year-Old Virgin Who Adores The Supreme Leader’.
I’d still see it.
They went into the song as a segue from “Daughter.”
They might wanna work on the name.
Don’t worry, we have details.
His experience includes ‘Looper’ and ‘Breaking Bad’.
Just go see it. It has Kevin Hart in it.
“Your momma sews socks that smell.” – The Exorcist
What a novel concept.
Which comes first: A dawn or a rise? I’m confused.
CAN HE TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE?
Yes, but how will it compare with ‘Lincoln’?
He’s pretty much a walking knife.
If only Bill Murray had the same strength when he made ‘Garfield’.
I wonder how this will do on ‘TRL’.
Are Matthew Lillard and Freddie Prinze Jr. availabie? Why yes. Yes they are.
It’s like a ninety-minute version of the slowest part of ‘Frozen’.
This film may have served as quirk’s (temporary) death rattle.
He’s their Chandler.
You’d think they could just strap him to Chewbacca’s back.