*Provided you live in Houston, Philadelphia, Toronto, Lucerne(!), London, Chicago, Boston, Houston, Las Vegas, or San Francisco.
Relive the excessive profanity, lengthy runtime, and bad behavior of Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street, a film that had just about everything – except an Oscar for Leo.
This soundtrack is the musical equivalent of wrapping a chenille blanket around someone, handing them some tea, and repeating softly, “We’re all in this together, and you’re doing great.”
Tyler Perry shows up for some reason.
Fincher wants Michael Bay money.
He doesn’t audition well.
The man’s thought it through.
He’s still not as bad as a self-described “foodie.” Ugh.
What do you mean “I didn’t fill out a pool?” And what do you mean “The MTV Movies Awards aren’t important enough to pay attention to?”
Bursting with story!
Based on books by master storyteller Roald Dahl, The Witches is one of those children’s movies that’s downright frightening.
Get it while the getting’s good.
Try working explosions into THIS one, Emmerich!
A possible love interest for Chewbacca?
To be clear, ‘Better Off Dead’ is the one with the skiing.
Transformers: Age of Extinction is on its way to theaters, but the Autobots are showing their age. Nick Mundy has some ideas to get the Transformers franchise back up to Optimus Prime condition.
The headline…WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum are back at it again. Having arguments, getting in gunfights, and having sex with minors. And when they’re not busy doing that, they’re starring opposite one another in ’22 Jump Street’.
What’s that? Oh, ‘Timecop’? We’ll explain it in the article.
Vin Diesel narration. I WANT VIN DIESEL NARRATION!
Settle down. It’s not about birds. Nice try.
Why were they being so withholding, dragging it out like this?
Back on track to be awful.
When you’re standing Ralph Macchio’s shadow, you best take a long, hard look at the direction your life is going.
In which Zach Braff uses indie rock in an attempt to make morose whining cool.
We don’t even get to see his bewbs.