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What does the man who has everything desire most? Himself, apparently. Does this count as art?

The conspiracy is out! The teaser trailer for Michael Bay’s Transformers: Dark of the Moon has landed (puuuuuuunriffic!) We get a nice moody build-up, but the basic gist is astronauts exploring the moon find an alien life form. I have a feeling Shia LaBeouf then comes in and saves the day.

John Requa and Glen Ficarra, the screenwriters who first broke out in 2003 with the dirty and hilarious Bad Santa, are tossing their hats back in the hard R comedy game with an untitled buddy cop picture they’ve described as a cross between “Lethal Weapon and Bad Santa.”

Michael Bay sat down with a few reporters recently to present the Transformers 3 teaser. He also took the opportunity to talk about his new found love of 3D, his new leading lady, and his sh*tty sense of humor.

Government bureaucracy isn’t normally depicted as the sexiest of career paths, but Charlize Theron might soon change that.

You read that catchy headline correctly, folks. TV & Film’s Adam Scott will go grocery shopping with you while wearing a t-shirt with your face printed on it. All you have to do is be the highest bidder in his eBay auction

Christmas has come early for John Hillcoat. He was all frownies last year when funding dropped out for his drama The Wettest County In The World. Turns out, he can get wet after all.

Kris Krizzle up in dis shizzle.

Paramount Pictures is adapting a novel about a town that celebrates the annual arrival of a serial killer with a parade and a pageant. Awesome.

Her role in The Tempest won’t be Felicity Jones’ first experience with William Shakespeare.

I knew that 3D technology was too awesome of a power to expect that it wouldn’t corrupt. Now, James Cameron, driven made by stereoscopic film-making, is teaming up with Cirque du Soleil to take creeping us all out to the next level.

What’cha, what’cha, what’cha want, Elijah Wood, Danny McBride, Will Ferrell, and Jack Black? Oh, to star in a short film based on the Beastie Boys’ 1987 music video (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party).

Bruce Willis is set to begin filming Die Hard 5 next year, if you trust Puerto Rico’s second-largest newspaper “Primera Hora.” I personally only trust their first largest.

Time to rock out with our Tron-cocks out! The robots in Daft Punk have released this video for “Derezzed,” the first single from their Tron: Legacy score. If you haven’t heard it yet, it’s a pretty exciting series of beep-boop-bops.

I’m really bad at detecting sarcasm, so I’m not 100% sure that the script has really gone though ten drafts. But even an idiot can tell that Neeson’s comment about the quality of the story was facetious. Good one, Liam.