Movies - Page 352

If you’re a man of Sylvester Stallone’s stature, you enjoy the finest things that life has to offer. Fast cars, tall women, Ed Hardy clothing, arms so veiny they look like horse c*cks, and expensive ink pens as it turns out.

Someone went too far down the rabbit hole.

DreamWorks Animation is ready to clean up at the box office again. They’ve snagged the film rights to the Oni Press comic Maintenance.

The film electrics union isn’t going to like his take on Jack the Giant Killer.

If we allow the Feds to decide which films are important, we are also allowing the government to decide which films don’t matter. Well, I for one don’t want to see Pootie Tang or The Last Starfighter end up in front of some cinematic death panel.

Clash Of The Titans-induced pink eye may be a worry of the past. Apple is developing a technology that will allow audiences to view 3D images without the aid of glasses.

The movie seems like a friggen downer, so I’ll just stick to miscarriage-free films like Little Fockers. Ha! “Double dose of Focker.” That’s hysterical!

So it turns out there have been a lot of 3D movies in the last few years. At least 37, according to this supercut.

Australian stuntman Scott McLean was rushed to a Thai hospital after a botched car crash on the set of The Hangover Part II left him in an induced coma.

I’ve literally wanted to bang this girl since she was 13, and given the fact that we’re about the same age, that’s a lot less creepy than when I say the same about Emma Watson…or Daniel Radcliffe.

We know how much you value our opinion, so it’s that time when we tell you what we thought was awesome and what was crap at the movies this past year.

Mickey Rourke came out on a British talkshow the other day as a future portrayer of a gay rugby player.

I guess there’s really no shame in failing to match the raw-star power of Dan Aykroyd.

Good news, Avengers fans! The film has a plot. Bad news, Avengers fans. The plot may involve Demi Lovato.

Warning: the video you are about to see is not for hippies.

And the winner is…

Why did Kevin Smith film this with a buttcam?

The holiday spirit has been lacking a bit around here lately. Luckily, we have this video of Macaulay Culkin battling vampires to help us recapture it.

Sad Keanu just got some competition.

It’s only natural that Karissa and Kristina Shannon would play a pair of strippers in Somewhere, Sofia Copola’s latest introspective-downtrodden-celebrity-who-struggles-to-find-himself flick.

Steven Soderbergh is not a happy tree.

If you’ve been thinking that you got stupider this year, Video Gum put together a terrific retrospective as to why.

In the trailer for Cedar Rapids, Ed Helms’s big follow-up to The Hangover, he plays an inexperienced guy (again) who takes a trip (again) and gets blotto (again), beat up (again), and befriends a prostitute (again). And, it looks pretty funny (again).

Once again demonstrating their superior comedic prowess, the Japanese offer us this uniquely bizarre take on how to market a film.