Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.
Do not adjust your eyes.
It’s a story about empowerment.
We’ll stop reporting on Chris Pratt when he stops being awesome.
I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.
If Trent Reznor and David Fincher couldn’t make Facebook cool, then it was probably beyond hope.
A serious blow to cinema.
Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.
She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.
Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.
If you don’t know what an “easter egg” is, this can teach you. Or you can continue to live in oblivion.
They couldn’t have given him a Dodger bathrobe?
Why? Because he can, that’s why.
It seems that familiar isn’t always better.
But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.
Cookie’s Fortune was not a financial success, making just shy of one percent profit, and ask most people if they’ve seen it, they’ll probably reply in the negative. And yet, it’s a perfect film.
He’s leaving his world for ours.
‘Guardians of the Box Office’ is more like it, right? Sorry. That was stupid.
It’s a wonderful day for the world!
Yo soy Groot!
And we will let him…
Guardians of the Galaxy can best be described as a two-hour montage set to a 1970’s Jock Jams mixtape (and that’s a good thing).
Tara Reid has developed a chemical she would like you to rub on your skin.
Better get that dialect coach on the phone.
It’s not a Christopher Nolan film if you understand what’s going on.
From now on, only libraries or less for this guy.
Maybe we just need to get to know Paul Revere better.
Boobs, butts, and bullets.