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Director: Werner Herzog Cast: Charles Fathy, Werner Herzog Synopsis: Werner Herzog gains exclusive access to film inside the Chauvet caves of Southern France, capturing the oldest known pictorial creations of…

Director: Nicole Kassell Cast: Kate Hudson, Gael Garcia Bernal Synopsis: It’s a comedy about a guarded woman who finds out she’s dying of cancer, but when she meets her match,…

Ready for a hip version of David and Goliath? Tough.

We don’t always agree on the happenings in the entertainment community, and we like to make our beefs public. Is known porn star Sasha Grey destined for genuine Hollywood stardom, or will she never escape the shadow of her own uncanny gag reflexes. Fight!

Director: Fernando Barreda Luna Synopsis: The Quintanilla family was found dead. Recorded evidence was discovered by the police. Production company acquires the confidential material and edits it into a Horror…

Director: William Eubank Cast: Gunner Wright Synopsis: After losing contact with Earth, Astronaut LeeMiller becomes stranded in orbit alone aboard the International Space Station. Release Date: February 2, 2011

The success of The Expendables has convinced Hollywood that Randy Couture’s ear isn’t too off-putting. In fact, he’s lined up two new gigs.

Director: Darren Lynn Bousman Cast: Rebecca De Mornay, Jaime King, Brianna Evigan, Patrick Flueger, Deborah Ann Woll Synopsis: The sadistic members of a villainous family return to their childhood home…

News today is that actors are willingly joining Wrath Of The Titans. Good ones too! What’s up with that?

Eminem, the rapper who continues to keep the record industry afloat, has signed on to play an ex-con in Random Acts of Violence. It’s my understanding that the ability to spit mad flows isn’t a requirement for the role.

Another story of a has-been alcoholic country singer, but Country Strong just revels in the show of tragedy to show off some “intense” performances.

Officer John Cooper says things are gonna get rowdy on Hollywood Blvd.

When I first read that Luc Besson was filming a lady in secret, my gut reaction was, “Sicko! Them French, man. That lady should sue.” Then I read up on it a little more and it turns out that ‘The Lady’ is actually a film project he’s working on.

TheOneRing.net is confirming that Wood will reprise his role as Frodo. If that site was confirming something about the female anatomy, I’d be a little more skeptical. But with a URL like that, I’m assuming they know what the hell they are talking about when it comes to Hobbits.

I’m not really into that Rex Ryan stuff. But if I had to film someone else messing around with my wife, Paul Rudd would be the guy. I like his smug attitude. I bet he’d really put her in her place.

The pair, along with Australian comic Shane Jacobson, would play Larry, Curly and Moe, characters that were previously tied to Benicio del Toro, Sean Penn and Jim Carrey.

So it turns out the ending to Se7en is no less disturbing when all the characters are replaced by stuffed animals.

By all accounts, John Carpenter has been off his game for the past, I don’t know, 20 or so years. Consequently, his hiatus during the past nine hasn’t been met with too much public outcry.

Hello, Junkies! Ronnie Pudding here, once again participating in the state parole board’s work release program by taking a look at the front runners for the 83rd Academy Awards and writing about it on the internet.

Using time travel technology, humanity must travel back 150 million years for a last chance at survival. No, you’re not dropping acid at a Scientology meeting…again. You’re simply listening to the plot of Steven Spielberg’s new television series, “Terra Nova.”

I was a little let down when I saw the original UK trailer for Greg Mottola’s Paul. With all the poop jokes and nut shots, it felt a little too Kangaroo Jack for my tastes. But after viewing this domestic trailer, I’m looking forward.

At some point last year Ridley Scott and Kevin McDonald got together and were all like “Dude, let’s do something epic.” The result is a film called Life In a Day.

NASA has released its list of the least plausible science fiction films, and Roland Emmerich’s 2012 landed at the panic-inducing top.

Even in a sea of horrible moments, I managed to find a few islands of pure awfulness that somehow stood out. I give you the worst moments from The People’s Choice Awards.

Now that Paul Haggis has his Oscars and Russell Crowe on speed-dial, he won’t be needing Scientology anymore. The Crash director is writing a memoir about the shady behind-the-scenes of the religion.

One film festival can’t quench Robert De Niro’s insatiable thirst for cinema. The co-founder of the Tribeca Film Festival has accepted the duties of the President of the Jury of the 64th Festival de Cannes.

He took the shot first.