She’s already masturbated on a car and had jizz in her hair — what is Diaz really hiding from?
The faceoff sets the tone for the violence that is about to occur. It builds tension, anticipation, and whips our unquenchable bloodlust into a frenzy. Here are five great ones.
Think of it like ‘The Ice Storm’ but with robotic hands.
Help a brother out?
Relive the romance, the complicated rules, and the nagging feeling that this film seems REALLY familiar.
Don’t worry. We explain who Shazam is.
It’s a workplace dramedy, and the workplace is “heroin addiction.”
That’s the sound of a thousand asthma inhalers triggered in unison.
That is a super-talented forehead.
If he hooks up with the new female Thor, it will drive a lot of bigots up the wall.
Someone earned their 15%.
Warning! Spoilers Ahead! Five movies after the last of The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in which he played eternally-fare, arrow-wielding Legolas, Orlando Bloom teamed up with Cameron Crowe to…
“I take umbrage at that” “Give me back my umbrage!”
I said “get ready!” Are you ready? Nah, you’re not ready.
I’d wear more hats if this were me.
That’s a pretty menacing robot.
No word on the fate of the movie version of Thor, who seems to still be male.
Looks like ole’ QT has made his peace with the leaked script.
Whether it’s Piranhacondas, Gatoroids, or Mansquitos, the Syfy channel has become the foremost creator of poorly-rendered monstrosities. Conan will fit right in.
Incorrect. ‘Dawn of the Planet of the Apes’ is ‘Monkey Braveheart’.
You’ve been demanding this one since the very first Honest Trailer — so we figured it was time to shine a (green) light on one of the most disappointing superhero movies ever.
Fortunately, we have a billion other comic book films to choose from.
By Dustin Seibert During a recent transatlantic flight, I had the occasion to watch Martyrs, a 2008 French horror film that just made its way to iTunes this year. Part…
It’s his career to do with what he wants.
We can’t blame her for disliking her work.
…and the Ray Parker Jr. royalty checks will once again flow freely.
I guess his more talented brother, Frank, was unavailable.
We live in an era of rapidly deteriorating linguistic abilities (translation: words b hard), where the appreciation for an eloquently-delivered turn of phrase is at an all time low.