I’m getting too old for this sh*t.
It’s 75 minutes of someone trying to unstick two flat 4×4 pieces.
Machetes do, in fact, kill.
It’s called ‘Nebraska’, so you know it’s going to be exciting!
If you thought the Batman backlash was something, wait until the woodies react to this one!
Nice scarf, Brad Pitt.
No one is taking the ‘Batman’ casting news harder than this guy.
Unsurprisingly, the things Tyler Perry has learned aren’t particularly insightful or interesting, with most of the items being of the platitudinous “never give up,” and “silence your haters” variety. To…
He’s going to get his ass beat spectacularly.
Maybe we’ll know where Jar Jar came from, so we can know where to take him back to.
That’s five and a half hours longer than I’m willing to expend on Von Trier films. That’s right. I want to spend NEGATIVE time watching them.
Oh, those wondrous beasts!
He is Queens Boulevard.
We assembled a panel to tell J.J. Abrams how to do his job.
I always knew that place was up to something.
There’s nothing studio execs take more seriously than a fan-made petition.
Disney quality control rears its ugly head.
If you’ve been a fan of the books and the band since the 90′s, get ready to be extra smug.
We’re going to get serious pancake butt in 2015.
He won’t be lethal, but he’ll be annoying as hell.
He’s like a British James Bond.
Stuntman Mike, you got new eyes!!!
Is this what rock bottom looks like?
The world’s a messed up place. Heal us, Eddie.
My only friend, the end.
But will he do his own stunts?