Movies - Page 28

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Despite Being Awful, ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Sequel In The Works
Monday, August 11 by

Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.

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The Film Cult Presents: Go
Sunday, August 10 by

Warning! Spoilers Ahead! In the spring of 1999, just before I graduated from high school, I met a young man named Zoe. He was a few years older and, I…

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Kristen Stewart Thinks War Can Be Bad In ‘Camp X-Ray’ Trailer
Friday, August 8 by

Give peace a chance, you guys.

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How Not to Do a Female-Led Superhero Film
Friday, August 8 by

Marvel’s planning a female superhero-driven film in 2017. But will it be any good? Here’s how the studio can blow it — and how they can make it great.

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Lonely Island Returning To The Big Screen
Friday, August 8 by

Depending on rating, we may actually get to see a dick enter a box.

Kinda rape-y, Lestat. Tone it down.
Universal Decides ‘We’re Not F*cking Done With Vampires Yet!’, Will Turn All Of Anne Rice’s Books Into Movies
Friday, August 8 by

Fine. Start making them so it ends sooner.

Did a blonde animal die on his head?
Oh, Man ‘The Unauthorized Saved By The Bell’ Trailer Looks Terribly, Terribly Awesome
Friday, August 8 by

I really feel like the original Screech and Belding could just play themselves.

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Chris Pratt’s Eminem Impression: The Remix
Friday, August 8 by

Chris Pratt: Karaoke Champ.

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Screen Junkies Show: What’s the Best ’80s Action Movie Of All Time?
Thursday, August 7 by

The ’80s were packed with awesome action movies — but which one was the best?! We picked the top 16 contenders, threw them in a bracket, and assembled a panel to duke it out and decide which one was the Best ’80s Action Movie!!

"Khaleesi was a girl with a very special gift..."
‘Storytime’ Puts Grown-Up Pop Culture In Children’s Book Form
Thursday, August 7 by

Makes me wish I was a kid again.

"Press 'Select' to open the box and find out what's inside."
We Now Get ‘Se7en’ Remade As A Fake 8-Bit Video Game. Hurray!
Thursday, August 7 by

“8-Bit Kevin Spacey” is the name of my noise rock band. We’re playing a show next week. You should totally come.

Sad Batman.
‘Batman V. Superman’ Backs Down To ‘Captain America’ In Battle For May 6, 2016 Release Date
Thursday, August 7 by

Jesus, ‘Batman V. Superman’, stand up for yourself. You’re supposed to be superheroes.

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Review: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’
Thursday, August 7 by

Despite all the fanboy hand-wringing, TMNT is not the childhood-defiling catastrophe that so many people predicted it would be. It’s also not a very good movie.

The film's subtitle is just below where I cropped this pic. Because I get off on being withholding.
The New ‘Terminator’ Film Has A Title (And We’ll Tell You What It Is In This Article)
Wednesday, August 6 by

Hint: It’s dystopian gibberish.

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You Can Break Alexander Payne’s Heart By Watching ‘Nebraska’ In Color This Weekend
Wednesday, August 6 by

Do not adjust your eyes.

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Paramount To Punch You In The Face With ‘WorldStarHipHop: The Movie’
Wednesday, August 6 by

It’s a story about empowerment.

Do not take thy Star-Lord's name in vain.
Watch Chris Pratt Give A ‘Cribs’-Style Tour Of The ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Spaceship
Wednesday, August 6 by

We’ll stop reporting on Chris Pratt when he stops being awesome.

Lookin' good, DB!
‘The (British) Office’ Will Get A Spin-Off Film Thanks To Ricky Gervais
Tuesday, August 5 by

I wonder if he’s still obnoxious.

That's dangerously close to a Wes Anderson font, Mr. Fincher.
Soundtrack Studies: ‘The Social Network’
Tuesday, August 5 by

If Trent Reznor and David Fincher couldn’t make Facebook cool, then it was probably beyond hope.

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Now Richard Linklater Doesn’t Want To Make ‘Incredible Mr. Limpet’
Tuesday, August 5 by

A serious blow to cinema.

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Chris Pratt Channels Eminem On Command
Tuesday, August 5 by

Chris Pratt and Eminem need to star in a movie together immediately.

"Grow some breasts or get the f*ck out of the way, Garfield."
Sony Will Give Us A Female Superhero Film In 2017, And That’s As Specific As They Will Get
Monday, August 4 by

She’ll hail from the realm of Spider-Man.

It's an important film.
Megan Fox Tells ‘Ninja Turtle’ Haters To F*ck Off
Monday, August 4 by

Well, I can’t imagine this upsetting anybody.

Edward Norton, closing his eyes and wishing that 'The Hulk' never happened.
Every Marvel Movie ‘Easter Egg’ Explained In One, Sorta-Long, Video
Monday, August 4 by

If you don’t know what an “easter egg” is, this can teach you. Or you can continue to live in oblivion.

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Marvel Takes A Look Back At How Awesome Their Films Have Been
Monday, August 4 by

Excelsior!

The transformation is almost complete.
Jeff Bridges Throws Out First Pitch For Dodgers, Looking A Lot Like The Dude
Monday, August 4 by

They couldn’t have given him a Dodger bathrobe?

I didn't know they had black tie functions in Middle Earth.
Benedict Cumberbatch Does A Wicked Jar-Jar Binks Impression
Monday, August 4 by

Why? Because he can, that’s why.

He's smiling because he's rich.
Yup, ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Made A Metric Sh*t-ton Of Money This Weekend
Monday, August 4 by

It seems that familiar isn’t always better.

Based on the outfit, his love of women is something of a surprise.
Paul Feig, Savior Of Funny Women, Might Direct ‘Ghostbusters 3′ With Female Cast
Sunday, August 3 by

But do women have the physical strength to bust ghosts? I’M JUST ASKING THE QUESTION.

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The Film Cult Presents: Cookie’s Fortune
Friday, August 1 by

Cookie’s Fortune was not a financial success, making just shy of one percent profit, and ask most people if they’ve seen it, they’ll probably reply in the negative. And yet, it’s a perfect film.

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