Time is a difficult to reach circle.
Music for day care centers
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.
Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
I bet his wife hates it.
If only these teenagers had a healthier way to spend their time.
Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.
It would be more appealing if it was ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Topless Women’, but I suppose they had to draw the line somewhere.
OMG! Don’t make me pick one. I love them all!
Or maybe it’s just a picture.
It’s a nightmare down there.
The Dink always gets his man.
For a guy who retired years ago, Soderbergh sure does work a lot.
More grown men should be making dioramas. There. I said it.
Because no one goes to the movies to see young people.
Q: At what point is a reunion just “people getting together?” A: When the two most prominent stars aren’t there.
See, that’s what all the characters in this video say. Duh.
I guess all press is good press.
I wonder if it will just be him sitting in a windowless Russian room for 175 minutes.
He’ll be playing a flat circle. FLAT CIRCLES EVERYWHERE!
This might surprise you, but it’s…haunting and sparse. (GASP!)
These days, if a film doesn’t get the sequel green light by Monday after opening weekend, it’s all but a flop.
It’s their way of apologizing.
Do we need a new Popeye? (No, but that’s not going to change things.)
You’re gonna need a really big courtroom, sir.
The revenge Page’s character takes out on Wilson is calculated, diabolical. It’s hard to argue that Wilson’s character doesn’t deserve it, so I won’t. That said, there is a sense of the predatory to Hayley. She’s been working at this.
What better way to spend Valentine’s Day than by watching Van Wilder shoot people in the face?