The reboot machine computed David Mandel, a writer for Cohen’s ‘The Dictator’, was the logical choice for screenwriter.
Marcia Gay Harden deserves better.
Adjust your calendar that turns into a robot accordingly.
Daphne Joy is one among a group of actresses playing mermaids in the new Pirates of the Caribbean film.
Will he yell at Mark Wahlberg in a thick Boston accent?
We can reconstruct Bane one tweet at a time.
Also, learn how to play “The New Mr. Popper’s Penguins Movie Trailer Drinking Game.”
Like the Force, nerds around the world feel a collective sense of joy, whether they know why or not.
In case Schwarzenegger’s secret kid is pushing the ‘Super 8′ kids temporarily out of your head, here’s some more preview stuff.
Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa (the new ‘Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark’) will write the remake you’re gonna ask to prom.
Think you know a thing or two about pirates in film? Prove it, ye grog-snarfing swabbie!
There are no Autobots or Decepticons, but there are Duhamel-borgs.
Totally digging the bow and arrow. Quiet, deadly, can kill from long distances. Very classy.
Franco forget he was James F*cking Franco and quickly rectified the situation by accepting 14 movie roles indiscriminately.
Maybe he’ll get back into politics.
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This machine was programmed to have huge muscles and a barely-noticeable lisp.
Oh really? Your boss is Jennifer Aniston, and she’s putting the moves on you? That’s tragic, pal.
Antoinette Nikprelaj plays a mermaid in Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.
The best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.
I would have ordered my Batman latte stronger.
Imagine if ‘I Am Sam’ grew up, became a rock star, then hunted Nazis. Your brain hurts, doesn’t it?
Human tragedy that pops right off the screen and into your face.
‘Freedom of expression’ doesn’t include being a Nazi, Lars!
‘Star Trek’ fans, rejoice. The J.J. Abrams-patented excessive lens flare is back.
British actor/comedian Stephen Fry is The Master of your ‘Hobbit’ domain.
There’s a part in the latest ‘American Pie’ movie for an 18-20 year old hottie. There’s also a part in my movie for one of those too… uh, yeah…
Paramount purchased the Scott Rosenberg (‘Con Air’) spec script ‘The Hauntrepreneur’, about a strange man who builds haunted houses. Sounds spooktacular.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy this preview of the devastation that awaits us all on Saturday.
Two of these actors will walk and talk for Aaron Sorkin, one will go blind and the other will flow ‘Gently Down The Stream’.