When John Wick gets upset, he does not use his words.
Notably absent from our selection, Big Momma’s House 3: Like Father, Like Son
I hope they haze the new guy.
This movie felt like it was covered in Donkey Sauce.
Good. Because I don’t look at enough screens every day.
Never try to impress your date with a murder house.
Your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth.
It’s a lot more fun when everyone is just laid-back and stoned.
And none of them liked Kanye’s performance, apparently.
…Or is he plotting to overthrow the government?
I guess there’s nothing wrong with piling this stuff on in a comic book movie.
I often imagine storylines extending past the end of films. For instance, I consider Revolutionary Road as the extended storyline of Titanic had Jack not drowned. Jack and Rose are…
Just like in my fantasy.
I’m excited to see the directors interpretation of the green things.
Traci and Jarrett of Totally Clevver brought some Fifty Shades-inspired bondage items to regular people on the street to see what their interpretations were.
Let’s give it all of our dollars.
He specializes in atrocities.
Let’s do Garamond and hyperrealism next!
Let’s join a bunch of celebrities in Hawaii, ok?
it’s gonna be snowy and mountainous.
No child left behind.
Neill Blomkamp does not.
Pew! Pew! ROOOAAARRRRR!!!! It’s gonna be great.
Where are the man-children? WHERE?
As long as they don’t give out toothbrushes, they should be fine.
Never before has A Cappella carried such high stakes.
We take on this year’s Best Picture front-runner, a simple tale 12 years in the making. And almost as long in the watching.
Maybe they could get fans to recreate the whole series and re-run it.