It’s not flashy…and that’s the point.
Introducing the Jump Scare of the Day™, a new recurring feature here at Screen Junkies designed to push you closer and closer to the brink of a nightmare-fueled insanity and/or incontinence.
Do I smell a crossover with the Kevin Smith universe? No. That’s just burning tar.
Bring it on! Let’s wash that ‘Cars 2′ taste out of our mouths.
It probably won’t star Leary. He’s got something else going.
We’re all Legend. Except people in the deep south. They’ve got some work to do before they become Legend.
There could be a couple positives to this news.
+100 ScreenBux for anybody who can name a “Let her go!” example that *wasn’t* included in this video.
Does Jon Cryer really have the torso of a 13 year-old boy and the head of a brontosaurus?
GET BETTER, TRACY! We miss you.
I wonder how many children he’ll eat in this children’s show.
It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.
I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.
If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.
A baby boss? That’s impractical!
I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.
Here we go again.
The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.
I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.
They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.
Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time. He done so much worth watching, but these are his 10 best roles.
Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.
So many things I don’t like in that headline.
You can’t get rid of the Babadook. But you shouldn’t want to either.
It’s about a time cop but not that time cop. This one might have zombies though.
Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.
It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.
Just Google the movie if you want to learn anything about it.
Today, we present five Honest Posters of ’90s hits, including Titanic, Home Alone, and Forrest Gump. Enjoy, and stay tuned for more!
Wyld Stallyns rule!