Movies - Page 246

Much as you should be avoiding Japan and Libya right now, it is highly recommended that you avoid San Francisco May 3- May 15.

A movie about 5 pregnant couples has just found a director. I can’t wait to play count-the-dude’s-drinking-breast-milk-jokes.

Hide the children!

What’s it like playing opposite Jennifer Lawrence and a woodland creature puppet?

The Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters is a place where mutants can hang out, and do whatever!

Emma Roberts is going to work in a bookstore. In a movie. Why would she EVER do that in real life?

I can’t tell you what rapper Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson is doing sharing the screen with famous and reasonably talented actor Bruce Willis, but I know this: it ain’t dancin’.

After several violent decades as an action hero for hire, Steven Seagal has amassed quite the kill count. Even more impressive, however, is the number of bones he’s broken.

Don’t be surprised if you see Brian Koppelman and David Levien in the United States history section of Barnes & Noble.

Gladly crushes the fabric of time and space.

One brave studio is driving forward to produce a cursed script.

We can recommend trying some of these on April Fools’ Day (or any other day), as long as you understand you’ll probably die or go to jail. Enjoy.

A compelling documentary about how Todd Willingham was charged and executed for the murder of this three children.

Rainbow flags are flying at half-mast today.

Dwayne Johnson’s transformation back into The Rock grows more complete with every casting. He’s just signed on to punch guys in the face and do that thing where you pick them up by the throat and then throw them down for the movie Snitch.

This trailer-preview-thing for director Joe Johnston’s ‘Captain America’ comes courtesy of “E.T.,” who got their glitziness and excessive voice over all over Cap’s shield.

There’s no way these two properties could resist bird-sexing each other.

The director is finally dusting off his sci-fi caper film, with the clever name “untitled ‘Moon’ project,” and is talking to Fox, Rosario Dawson, Andrew Garfield and many more.