I am like the genie of internet posters, but only for specific movies at specific times.
Is this your card? How about this one? No? Sh*t.
Evolution becomes Revolution, indeed.
A grating musical number is already a foregone conclusion.
Oh, man! The ‘Cowboys and Aliens’ guys better not catch wind of this. They will be sooooooo pissed.
I’m in the mood for some hot Willis on Willis action.
Hurricanes AND eerie premonitions? This movie’s got something for fans of all sorts of different awful things.
‘Tarzan: A New Hope’?
The best, the worst, and the weirdest of what’s available to stream instantly on Netflix.
Shirley you can’t be serious.
Dumb alien = box office gold.
James Bond will return in: Fall, 2012.
I’m not crying. Shut up. I just hit my eye while lifting weights.
DIRECTOR: J.J. AbramsCAST: ???SYNOPSIS: A throwback to early Spielberg films. There's an alien or something.
A superhero movie? It’ll never work.
It will either be about Tom Hanks fighting pirates or racecars. To clarify, Tom Hanks won’t be fighting racecars.
Robert Redford and Nick Nolte could be teaming up to make the blondest, wrinkliest film of all time.
Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton are like the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt of the 60s and 70s, only with eighty less adopted children.
But will Ric Roman Waugh direct the movie… on fire?
Actress Carla Gugino is best know for her roles in Watchmen, Sin City, and HBO’s “Entourage.”
Can’t wait for ‘Dark Knight Rises’? You can see Gary Oldman and Tom Hardy in theaters this year, albeit in a movie that’s not about Batmen.
Today’s dancing girl is Julianne Hough, a Utah native who came to “Dancing with the Stars” in Season 4 and promptly won that season’s competish with her partner, Olympian Apollo…
Movie characters don’t mince their words.
Emma Stone is the redheaded best friend who you wish you could have hooked up with in your Millenium Falcon bed back in high school.
You know you’re getting on in years when your IMDB page includes special effects for ‘King Kong’. Not the Peter Jackson one, or the ancient Charles Grodin one. The Fay Wray one.
Megan Fox has always been one of our favorite go to movie girls.
Which director will Disney set sail with? Hey, that pun kinda works with the visual themes of the movie. Great.
At this point, I’m half-expecting the producers to announce they have just signed on Christian Slater to play some long-lost fourth stooge.
Gemma Arterton has already earned prestige by playing Bond Girl Strawberry Fields in Quantum of Solace.
At this point in her career, actress Milla Jovovich is best known for playing action heroes.