Movies - Page 24

The beard guy was on vacation, so they had to improvise.
Listen To This ‘Hobbit’ Rap, Or Else
Wednesday, December 18 by

They’re like white Bushwick Bills.

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Adam Sandler & Drew Barrymore Team Up For More Bullsh-t With ‘Blended’
Wednesday, December 18 by

The title ‘Turds’ must have already been taken.

Just one last mission...
’3 Days To Kill’ Looks Like ‘Ronin’ With A Little Costner Sprinkled In
Wednesday, December 18 by

Kevin Costner…badass.

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Holiday Binge-Watch: Netflix Rolls Out Trailer For ‘Fireplace For Your Home’
Wednesday, December 18 by

Perfect for the fire enthusiast on your list.

The proceeds will go towards buying beige umbrellas for inner-city theaters.
AMC Theaters’ IPO Lets You Buy A Share Of Stock For The Same Price As A Ticket
Wednesday, December 18 by

It’s not intentional, their tickets are just really expensive.

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Mankind Is Sick Of All These Warrior Monkeys In ‘Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes’ Trailer
Wednesday, December 18 by

They’re not just throwing their own poop anymore.

This lawsuit is at least twice as big as the size demonstrated here.
Frank Darabont Is Suing AMC, Big Time
Tuesday, December 17 by

In legal parlance, it’s what’s known as a “big time” lawsuit.

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Gandalf Drops By A ‘Desolation Of Smaug’ Screening
Tuesday, December 17 by

Fans. Lose. Their. Sh-t.

Careful, John! Broken glass can lead to cuts and scrapes!
Honest Action – ‘Die Hard’
Tuesday, December 17 by

From the Department of Bubble-Bursting

Get back to the editorial offices of the New Yorker, you fop!
Paul Feig, Not One To Upset Apple Carts, Is Making Another Female Comedy
Tuesday, December 17 by

But will it be raunchy with an underlying sweetness? Yes.

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Shia LaBeouf Agologizes For Plagiarizing Daniel Clowes With Plagiarized Apology
Tuesday, December 17 by

He really knows how to teach critics.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt To Direct, Star, Dress Up Like The Cure For ‘Sandman’
Tuesday, December 17 by

Off to Never Never Land.

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Christopher Lee Rocking Out Once Again With ‘A Heavy Metal Christmas Too’
Monday, December 16 by

The War on Christmas just got its ass kicked.

College, this time.
’21 Jumpstreet’ers Jonah Hill And Channing Tatum Back For ’22 Jumpstreet’
Monday, December 16 by

If their headquarters didn’t move across the street, then this title makes no sense.

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‘Homeland’ Will Have Some Casting Shakeups Next Year (SPOILERS)
Monday, December 16 by

If you are planning on seeing the season three finale, but haven’t, you might not want to read this.

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Mother Of Dragons Cast As Mother Of Rebellion In ‘Terminator: Genesis’
Monday, December 16 by

She’s a really good mom.

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Ed Helms Dares Us To Hate Him By Signing On For ‘The Naked Gun’ Reboot
Friday, December 13 by

Enricco Palazzo is spinning in his grave.

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‘House Of Cards’ Season 2 Trailer Offers Intrigue And Girls Making Out
Friday, December 13 by

It’s like a modern day, not magical ‘Game of Thrones’.

Let's cram sixty more characters into this shot.
Sony Turning Spider-Man World Into Avengers-Style Universe Of Characters. Ugh.
Friday, December 13 by

Good. Let’s complicate and convolute the story of a boy getting bitten by a radioactive spider, then becoming a spider himself.

It's a roundtable. With three people. A triangle-table.
Ultimate Fantasy Franchise Showdown!
Thursday, December 12 by

There can be only one.

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‘Edge Of Tomorrow’ Trailer: Tom Cruise Lives. Dies. Repeats.
Thursday, December 12 by

A more explode-y ‘Groundhog Day’.

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So The Golden Globes Nominations Happened
Thursday, December 12 by

Yup, those sure are some nominees.

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Probably The Strangest Review Of ‘Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan’
Wednesday, December 11 by

The ending, more specifically.

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Trailer Shows Mankind Summoning Courage To Stop ‘Godzilla’ From Destroying Our Stuff
Wednesday, December 11 by

We don’t come to Monster Island and smash up your shit.

I could see him in a sequined jumpsuit, singing about fat-bottomed girls.
Ben Whishaw, Who Looks A Little Like Freddie Mercury, Will Play Freddie Mercury In His Biopic
Wednesday, December 11 by

If it’s not an origin story called ‘Mercury Rising’, I’m chucking my laptop against the wall.

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Jason Bateman Masters The Art Of Swearing At Children In ‘Bad Words’ Trailer
Wednesday, December 11 by

We finally see the nasty underbelly of the Spelling Bee circuit.

Seriously. Don't touch his hair.
‘World War Z’ Gets A New Director That Brad Pitt Likes More
Wednesday, December 11 by

Just don’t touch his hair, ok?

Hobbitting around, to and fro...all the live long day.
Honest Trailers: ‘The Hobbit’
Tuesday, December 10 by

We found a way to film about a bunch of little people with pointy ears ridiculous.

In the sequel, maybe he'll go shopping for a decent pair of jeans.
Tom Cruise Coming Back As ‘Jack Reacher’, The Cinematic Equivalent Of Lukewarm Tap Water
Tuesday, December 10 by

Was there clamoring for this? It must have been muffled.

Teaching a young Lance how to ride.
Dustin Hoffman Will Be In One Of Those Lance Armstrong Movies
Tuesday, December 10 by

The one with Ben Foster as Armstrong.

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