Picture it, if you will.
Daniel Craig blows up the alien’s man cave. What a crappy house-guest.
Benedict Cumberbatch is on the case.
Look out James Franco, you’re about to get Cranston’d!
A more apt descrption might be “cat absolutely freaking terrified by ‘Alien’ marathon.”
With 2011 being the year that the fashion industry eschewed peaches for cantaloupes, can we expect a flood of plus sized models to try their hand at acting in 2012?
A girl named Diablo is finding religion.
Nerd! Nerd! Nerd!
The next logical progression in his career arc is a Hamas/Israeli conflict film.
They’re totally breaking the bro code by not sharing plot details.
Bad movies made worse with ridiculous 5-0 encounters behind the wheel.
‘Pain and Gain’ would cost $20 million, or roughly 1.33 LaBeoufs.
Tom finds his Huckleberry, Scarlett’s gonna sing some more, a dude from ‘Roswell’ is going to do ‘Roswell FM’, and Gus breaks ‘Breaking Bad’.
I’m digging these positions much more.
Director: Michael Bay
Let’s pray that Adam McKay will direct.
Model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is the new leading lady (see: hot chick) in the Transformers series.
Welcome to the ranks, newbie.
Wait, there’s a shark?
Smith passes up the Oscar bait in favor of working with M. Night Shyamalan. Cuckoo.
War Horse is at war.
If this were just a movie about cool robot fights, that would be awesome. That’s not what it is though.
Sure he’ll rescue hostages in a movie, but will he do it in real life?
Ladies and gentlemen, you are bearing witness to cinematic genius.
The trailer would indicate a little of the ‘Bourne’ DNA in this one. And an Eminem song.
It’s almost here! It’s almost here!
Predator will not be allowed within 500 yards of the set.
They might be the ones to blame for all this “steampunk” nonsense.
It’s going to be about an “FBI wedding.” That should clear everything up.
Pics or didn’t happen.