Los Angeles, the end is nigh.
It’s like ‘Outbreak’ but with…Ok. It’s just like ‘Outbreak’. But with Soderbergh and an amazing cast.
Drunk people: Funny in movies, deplored in real life.
Here’s the backstory for these three: They’re dwarf characters in ‘The Hobbit’.
They’ll gun you down and sleep like a baby.
What sorcery brought this project to fruition?
Also, Leatherface finds more pretty people to dismember.
It would make sense that they would get the most Nordic actor ever. Well, after Ed Begley, Jr.
Let’s just pretend the Roland Emmerich version didn’t happen.
What drug will NPH be tripping on this time?
Geez, let the robot pee, for Pete’s sake.
War hero, murder victim, blackfaced minstrel: Ted Danson has played it all.
The funnyman will be required to lose height for the role.
It doesn’t cover the assassination and that total backstabber Brutus.
Once we learned that players on the US Women’s Team tend to take their shirts off after they score a goal, soccer started to get a little more interesting.
The performances make this a fun, gory horror flick.
The artist requests that you say the name of his work three times.
Kelly Macdonald plays Helena Ravenclaw in ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2.’
Heeheehee. He’s dressed weird.
Las Vegas-based murderers beware.
Nothing says “I’m gonna cut you” like a Youtube tribute video…
They’re hoping to recapture some of that ‘Jonah Hex’ magic.
Even if you are the sort of person that cares more about Eric Stolz than Eric Schmidt, our simple guide to Google plus will make everything O.K.
He’s probably going to be one of those really lame villains that uses brainpower instead of guns.
This Sherlock Holmes seems to solve problems with weapons instead of wit.
Carefully craft enough poop jokes and your dreams will come true too.
Fear not – It’s still going to be a pretty great deal.
John Cusack subs for Tobey Maguire in ‘The Paperboy,’ and Paul Rudd invents his very own home cryogenics system.
You will be missed.
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