I’m not taking this pill.
Your boycott when they raised their fees? It did nothing.
Leaning more cool than rude.
I didn’t opt for a winking ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ narrative for this piece.
The auteur flexes his nuts at the studio.
If someone doesn’t, we will. He seems like fun.
A plus sign means you’re pregnant. A minus means you’re not. And an occult symbol means your dead twin is secretly gazing at you through an oculus torn into the fabric of reality.
There are some films that are simply above criticism.
It’s good for small dogs. It’s GREAT for small dogs.
Let it go! LET IT GOOOOO!!!!
That’s a big robot.
It’s the only explanation.
Get on it, Nintendo!
The man nails every role.
Think ‘Downton Abbey’ but with funnier wigs.
It’s for the sequel to ‘The Trip’.
Just ask this guy.
Take notes, ladies.
Best personal trainer ever.
There’s nothing funny about EDM. Just kidding. All of it is absurd.
He’s been stabbed in the back.
Somebody found a way to make Dexter entertaining again!
I can see the future.
The opening credits are going to be the best part.
Turns the twist into a really “well, duh” moment.
The war machine keeps turning.
It’s ‘Sleeping Beauty’ from the bad guy’s POV.