Back before movie reviews could be summed up in 13 characters or less, there were two gentleman who stood atop the peak of film criticism. Simply put, *no one* could rip a movie a new a-hole like Siskel and Ebert.
He’s not interested in building a snowman.
Whatchya gonna do?
The Ninja Turtles have conquered the box office — and divided their fanbase. We brought in our resident fixer Nick Mundy (and friends) to give some tips on how to make a radical sequel.
I have always thought of Nicolas Cage as the quintessential Christian messenger.
The talent judge is hoping to make some of that sweet Depression era nostalgia money.
But will she be played by Tori Spelling?
We get it, already. You’re creepy. Gosh.
“It’s Morphin’ time!” said everyone with derision.
He’s the one man who can do what the police can’t.
We’re good. Thanks though.
They’re changing the military uniforms on the soldiers, and maybe a scene where Kim Jung-Un’s face melts off in slow motion.
And Vin Diesel might be involved.
How will he fare in a big budget film?
He might be channeling his inner Bill Murray, based on this pic.
‘Silent Hills’. With an “s.” Because one Silent Hill just doesn’t cut it anymore.
The Expendables are blasting back into theaters soon, so it’s time to take a look back at the geriatric action film that started it all!
I’m trying to picture him water-skiing on dolphins.
Robin Williams was a walking, talking stream of consciousness, an errant television signal from another planet that had (barely) been contained to a human vessel in some sort of freak accident. We’ll dearly miss him.
Go with “Groot Portuegeuse” if you really want to expand your horizons.
I want you to listen as hard as you can.
This is probably the worst thing he’s ever done.
If I won’t click on a list on Facebook, I probably won’t drive to a theater and pay money to watch one.
Houdini was the original Mindfreak, only with fewer wallet chains.
Perhaps now we’ll learn the true secret of the ooze.
Warning! Spoilers Ahead! In the spring of 1999, just before I graduated from high school, I met a young man named Zoe. He was a few years older and, I…
Give peace a chance, you guys.
Marvel’s planning a female superhero-driven film in 2017. But will it be any good? Here’s how the studio can blow it — and how they can make it great.