It’s a very humorless adaptation of ‘RocketMan’.
I’m not saying a Patrick Bateman appearance would be tasteful here, but it sure would be fun.
If I wanted to watch people dodging falling blocks, I’d keep throwing bricks out my fourth story apartment window.
A baby boss? That’s impractical!
I’d read a movie review blog curated by Satan. I bet he loved ‘Transformers’.
Here we go again.
The ’90s X-Men cartoon was one of the best things ever, but people always seem to forget one thing — Professor X was a total wuss.
I’m going to call all of them and ask if they have ‘Terminator 2′ in stock.
They’re like a bunch of Asian Frank Underwoods that will kick you in the head.
Denzel Washington is one of the greatest actors of all time. He done so much worth watching, but these are his 10 best roles.
Or maybe he’ll play a preschool teacher. Who knows.
So many things I don’t like in that headline.
You can’t get rid of the Babadook. But you shouldn’t want to either.
It’s about a time cop but not that time cop. This one might have zombies though.
Also, it may have been too dark. Maybe.
It’s that ‘Olympus Has Fallen’ sequel that we’re not really begging for.
Just Google the movie if you want to learn anything about it.
Today, we present five Honest Posters of ’90s hits, including Titanic, Home Alone, and Forrest Gump. Enjoy, and stay tuned for more!
Wyld Stallyns rule!
“The beast is done.”
Disney and Marvel…keep an eye on these companies. I think they’re gonna be big.
The only one who can save the day is the computer nerd who is good at running around.
Time is a difficult to reach circle.
Music for day care centers
I hope he plays a teenage stoner.
Not Taylor Lautner, though that would be hilarious.
I bet his wife hates it.
If only these teenagers had a healthier way to spend their time.
Because the next film takes place 20 years before the first ‘X-Men’.