If you add ellipses and “forever” to the end of anything, you can make it sound unduly ominous.
I’m sure this film rivalry is nothing that throwing your controller at the other person can’t fix.
I think she should play “Ted.’ You know, mix things up.
Kevin Hart would be wise to get expensive leg extensions.
This will not end well.
Good. Maybe it will be funny this time.
It’s not about expensive coffee and mustaches, surprisingly.
It’s not great but it’s better than the electrocuted testicle look Jamie Foxx has going.
He’s about as charming and graceful here as his characters are.
What’s-his-face is ready to become a household name.
You had your chance, Katherine Heigl.
If it is art.
It’s “Seven” as you’ve never seen it before—with grown men dressed up as food.
Let us explain why this is newsworthy…
Question for Marvel: Can I buy pot from you?
And you thought Hugh Jackman ate a lot of chicken.
Yeah. And my hoverboard just arrived in the mail.
Give her the chair!
Learn your lines, Morgan Freeman!
Little else happens. Well, Coolio gets a royalty check, but that’s off-camera.
Who’re we kidding? We know you’re going to be watching House of Cards…
We have a new Jackie Chan.
What if the entire country turned into Detroit for one night only?
Johnny Depp is the most evil Siri.
At some point, this acting business is going to hurt Larry’s cable installation business.
Good guys acting bad.
Surprised he didn’t throw momma from the train.