Ladies: protect your boobs from sharks… at all costs.
Where are your seven dwarves, Kristen Stewart? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Kristen Wiig, kindly let Mr. Hamm “drive the bus.”
Crowe will release the doc to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Pearl Jam. In unrelated news: I’m so old I want to cry.
Director: Richard Ayoade Cast: Craig Roberts, Sally Hawkins, Paddy Considine Synopsis: 15-year-old Oliver Tate has two objectives: To lose his virginity before his next birthday, and to extinguish the flame…
Sarah Palin thought the best way to create an objective cinematic look at her politics and person was to create one herself.
Poor George. His daughters are impervious to his charms.
Whoever bet that he wouldn’t have a beard and a plaid shirt in this interview owes me five bucks.
It all makes so much sense.
Do you even know what kind of shape you have to be in to jog alongside a moving car?
It’s The Smurfs. Whatever, man.
And they said it couldn’t be done without Jackie Chan.
March 2013?! You know how many PhD’s James Franco can earn in that time?
Sasha Barrese is back for The Hangover Part II.
Europe always gets the cool stuff first.
Javier Bardem’s psychological commitment to the film is being called into question.
John Carpenter is back, and crazier than ever.
We’re also given visual confirmation that these aliens are as ugly as they are pesky.
“Can I suspend my life, to momentarily venture to that dark place… called Riddick.” – Vin Diesel
Two words: ‘Jennifer’s Body’. *Shudder*
Fukunaga (‘Jane Eyre’) will helm Focus Feature’s ‘No Blood, No Guts, No Glory’. Score another four points for a great title. Or “four score,” if you will.
Columbia Pictures has grabbed the US distribution rights for the film, to be written by ‘The Hurt Locker’ scribe Mark Boal. It’s a regular Hurt Lockereunion.
Yeah. That just happened.
If you like foreign films, but prefer home invasions and graphic rapes to that ‘Amelie’ crap, this is your cup of tea.
New DVDs are hitting the shelves. Buy them.
The graphic designer took “twilight” and “breaking dawn” very literally.
In this version, Houdini falls victim to a con artist. ‘Harry Houdini: Rube’
Director Matthew Vaughn plans to go all Multiple Man and make sequels.
You know who’s really getting jerked around with all these schedule changes? The dwarves.
Good to know that one of the thousand Frankenstein films in development is in able hands.