Sean Bean got stabbed while hanging out with a topless woman. Dude’s totally getting typecast.
It’s their favorite secret place.
Just don’t reply, “What?” little girl. He hates that.
Just wait until SAG catches wind of this.
Will the bears from ‘The Zookeeper’ be next?
The gang is back! Even Thomas Ian Nicholas!
They don’t even get an A for effort.
The Scissor Sisters have been hired to guarantee you SEE the music.
Ellie Kemper to play an undercover high-schooler in Green Day’s remake of ‘The Great Gatsby. Hmm. That doesn’t sound right.
Tom Cruise will play a hulking drifter the only way he knows how: by being really small and smiling incredulously at everything.
Kinnaman can disarm you with a dark stare in ways that Orlando Bloom could only dream of.
So many secrets surround this movie. I don’t know who I can trust.
Take THAT, Adolf!
He’ll be playing a slacker on a road trip. I don’t care if it’s hackneyed, it still sounds good.
A gang of dogs takes on a supernatural force. ‘Nuff said.
Oh yeah. John Malkovich is in this thing.
Maybe the money they save could be put toward a spinoff like “7th Heaven: Salt Lake City,” or “Law & Order: Special Pleasant Family Dinner Unit”
It stars actual Navy SEALs. You can tell by the way they point their guns.
Part man, part machine, all bro.
It’ll be far less Marvel-y.
I would like to see more.
Major Matt Mason, who is NOT a doll.
It’s the Coens, you should make plans to see it no matter WHAT it is.
Sweet, Kangy goodness.
Rocky’s brought back an old producer pal-o for his New Orleans hitman movie.
Here are your weekend links.
Finally, I’ll get to see what that damn alien looks like. Then again, maybe not. It’s not like J.J. Abrams is big on closure.
“Danger” is his middle name. No. Wait. It’s “Badge.”
If you want an indie, Shaun of the Dead-ie take on aliens… it’s coming… soon.