Oh, and a release date (window) for that standalone movie. Wasn’t able to fit that in the title.
That’s what Sylvester Stallone said…in 1986.
Does any group write as many open letters as PETA does?
Before you mutter “liberal tree hugger bullsh*t under your breath,” check out the premise. It’s pretty terrific.
Add “earthquakes” to the list of things we’ll depend on The Rock to save us from.
Meet the voices in your head.
So, it turns out that untrained lions are dangerous.
With a yet another new version of Cinderella hitting theaters, we revisit the Disney animated classic that convinced a generation of kids that mice could talk.
Is it too soon to congratulate Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter for their roles in ‘Dumbo’?
You have to give the casting at least a 9.5/10 here.
They didn’t say that was the reason, but we all think it is.
Once again, they’re so hot right now.
…and we’ve come full circle.
Also, heads from bodies.
Last week, Madonna took a rough tumble down a flight of stairs at the Brit Awards. Because she’s the creamy, smooth Queen of Pop she got right back up and…
Can’t keep a good, grumpy man down.
It’s fond of sepia Instagram filters.
I mean, it will in that it’s about anthropomorphic toys.
Man, they’re really making a meal out of this flimsy premise.
From the mobsters who brought you the Lufthansa heist…
Yes, THAT Barbie.
Join the club. Mmm-rrrawww!!!
Never before have people been THIS excited to see Paul Bettany.
So many jumpsuits.
Seth Rogen may want to look into getting a vaporizer.
To be fair, it’s hard to find anyone as white as John Candy was.
Katniss is back in the beginning of the end of The Hunger Games – and she really wants to know what’s up with Peeta.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
I’m guessing this wasn’t the production budget.