“As seen on ‘Jackass’.”
Unless you count the opening scene from ‘Strange Brew’.
Step one is admitting you have a problem.
There’s no statute of limitations on honesty.
Time to set the wayback machine to 2001 and pretend to still give a damn about Lord of the Rings. Today we have a new trailer for The Hobbit: The…
Use your words, guys.
If you don’t remember, we ended season two with quite the predicament.
Welp, this one’s getting sufficiently crazy.
He looks like a ‘Fargo’ character.
It’s a party you’re not invited to, but can watch.
Click for my theory on “Why not Stuntman Mike?”
… by playing a mom in a movie.
The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.
Turns out Tarantino could have made his point a lot faster.
I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.
The east meth joke has already been done by about 50 outlets in ten minutes
Finally a cartoon that you can’t take the kids to.
The most smoochable Batman since Val Kilmer.
Morose, yes. But it’s way better than ‘Planes’.
He’s going to shit really, really, REALLY hard this time.
I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.
I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.
I really want to spoil the ending, but I won’t.
Because China was keeping things too classy.
*It being your skin.
Billy Ray cameo or GTFO.
Dress for success…
Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.
This is how it’s done, ‘Prometheus’!