Can I get a HELL YEAH, BROS!!! (*funnels Goldschlager*)
‘Tis the season…to be KILLING!
Turtle power! Relive 2014’s hit reboot of TMNT, a film that wasn’t directed by Michael Bay — but feels like it was anyway.
I FEEL LIKE I’M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!
It’s like an Oscar bait version of ‘Judgment Night’.
This news will be probably be valid for about six hours, so hurry up and read it.
It sucks that we caved in to “terrorist” threats, but why couldn’t North Korea have come after these films as well?
Ellen Page, Dennis Haysbert, Mark Hamill, Aaron Paul, etc.
That title can be construed in an inappropriate fashion!
Read this instead of all that crap about Sony, North Korea, ‘The Interview’, and hackers.
You don’t have the right to risk your life like this, George.
You like to watch, don’t you?
If only they’d changed his name to Ken Jong-un.
We brought in resident fixer Nick Mundy to fix the Terminator franchise. Can it come back or is it “hasta la vista, baby?”
I wonder if she’ll say “doodie.”
As of press time, we don’t know if he saw or considered ‘Ninja Turtles’.
This likely won’t dissuade the next assholes from making an idle threat and getting their way.
Simon Pegg has been on a bit of a sci-fi tear recently. With mixed results.
With the (unofficial) announcement that a Wet Hot American Summer series is coming to Netflix, it’s become clear that yesterday’s cult films are becoming today’s television shows. Here are a few more options Netflix should consider.
I’m more confused than ever.
Before you say goodbye to Middle Earth with The Battle of the Five Armies, relive The Desolation of Smaug, the bloated second chapter in Peter Jackson’s mercilessly long Hobbit trilogy.
Finally, an excuse to go into a dark air-conditioned room and sit.
But only because he wants to push Kong to succeed.
But what becomes of their glorious enlightened leader?
For the average moviegoer seeking a 90-minute escape from reality and maybe a few CGIsplosions, there are few phrases more terrifying than “Written and directed by Terrence Malick.”
And not just because it also stars Christian Bale.
Who better to endorse your certain set of skills?