Movies - Page 167

You Will Barely Survive These 5 Wilderness Movies
Thursday, December 1 by Joshua Wade

Traumatizing grown adults since 1972, these wilderness movies prove that quiet American landscapes and lush foreign jungles are anything but peaceful. From the moment poor Bobby Trippe was told to…

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‘John Carter’ Officially Has A Trailer
Thursday, December 1 by

Not only can he breathe on Mars, but he can kick serious ass on Mars.

4 Steve Martin Quotes That Might Make You Die From Laughing
Thursday, December 1 by Jason Cuthbert
3 Donnie Darko Quotes That Are Just As Confusing as The Movie
Thursday, December 1 by Leah Kayajanian
4 Kill Bill Quotes That Are as Terrifying as They Are Badass
Wednesday, November 30 by Frost
4 Movie Masturbation Scenes That Are Incredibly Uncomfortable
Wednesday, November 30 by Houlihan Macaco

Hollywood has an endless supply of movie masturbation scenes. In fact, if you were to watch every single one of them backwards, you would be shaking hands with Moses by…

Links Away: Camel Punch
Wednesday, November 30 by


Jon Hamm Increasingly Funny (AOLTV)

It’s OK To Not Love The Muppets (Moviefone)

Perfect Clothes In Hot Babes (TheCelebrityCafe)

15 Harry Potter GIFs (Smosh)

Batgirl Begins (Unreality)

Shannon Ihrke Hotness (CagePotato)

Santa Loves Guns (Holytaco)

Lariya Daniels Hotness (GorillaMask)

Things Guys Can’t Get Away With (ModernMan)

The Hottest Babe You’ll See Today (DoubleViking)

Bad Habits That Make You Healthy (MadeMan)

Bridget Jones…Baby (SlashFilm)

Heather Graham Hotness (Ehowa)

7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On (HuffComedy)

Critically Acclaimed Movie Jokes (MovieLine)

Dog Grocery Shops Alone (ForkParty)

Kickass Mexican Music (Gunaxin)

The Best Trailers of 2010 (NextMovie)

Erin Heatherton Hotness (Coed)

Epic Dance Disasters (Gunaxin)

Maria Kirilenko Hotness (TotalProSports)

The Best Of Patrice O’Neal (WarmingGlow)

Pippa Middletons Hot Ass (NSFW)

 

4 Film Femme Fatales Who Are Beautiful But Deadly
Wednesday, November 30 by BWalter

When you think "Femme Fatale", deadly comes to mind, butt kicker comes to mind, assassin definitely comes to mind. You may not think of a Femme Fatale as being beautiful…

7 Movie Villains You’d Really Like To Be Friends With
Wednesday, November 30 by BWalter

Magneto from " Tony Montana from "Scarface" (1983). You shouldn't even have to ask why this villain is worth having as a friend. He lives in Miami. He's got more…

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It’s Shrim Time: ‘Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Teaser Trailer Is Here
Wednesday, November 30 by

Shrim, whatever that means!

It's William Shatner! And he's doin' stuff!
William Shatner And Carrie Fisher Embroiled In Star Trek/Star Wars Feud
Wednesday, November 30 by

Today in relevant news…

He's gonna be so pissed when he hears about 'Deliver Us From Eva'
6 Shakespeare Adaptations That Would Make The Bard Vomit
Wednesday, November 30 by

Reading this piece counts as three credits towards an English major.

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The Sitter
Wednesday, November 30 by

Director: David Gordon Green Cast: Jonah Hill, Ari Graynor, Sam Rockwell Synopsis: A comedy about a college student on suspension who is coaxed into babysitting the kids next door, though he is fully…

4 Movie Prisons That Would Be Worse Than Death
Wednesday, November 30 by Joshua Wade

Notorious for its inhumane conditions, the prison on Alcatraz Island has been the setting of far too many prison films used to illustrate the lowly prisoner’s plight. A cold and…

I will be the first one to admit this image doesn't give you a good sense of the character.
‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Concept Art Introduces Us To ‘The Lizard’
Wednesday, November 30 by

He looks like a shaved Grinch.

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‘Shame’ Actress Carey Mulligan
Wednesday, November 30 by

You should be ashamed of yourself, Carey Mulligan.

Muppet fans were not happy with me...
The 10 Meanest Things Muppet Fans Said About Me Last Week
Wednesday, November 30 by

Muppet fans are some cruel bastards.

5 Movie Cars That It’s Impossible To Not Get Laid In
Wednesday, November 30 by Winston Carter
This exists.
7 Awesome Movies That Became Unlikely Musicals
Wednesday, November 30 by

“I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z”

Future Jim Gaffigan has traveled back in time to save this important landmark.
Screw #OWS: Save The ‘Night Of The Living Dead’ Chapel
Wednesday, November 30 by

Zombies have a right to marry.

3 Sinister Movie Computers That You Should Rightfully Fear
Wednesday, November 30 by Winston Carter

In the world of film sinister movie computers have served as the faceless antagonists of many a plot. These calculating ner-do-wells serve up villainy with clockwork precision.  Never feeling, never…

4 Horrifying Movie Diseases That Could Destroy The World
Wednesday, November 30 by Winston Carter

Movie diseases have shown to be excellent villains. These faceless killers can ravage a human and tap into a central fear of sickness in every audience member.  And instantly boost…

Poop Jokes From A Pretty Girl: 6 Sarah Silverman Quotes
Tuesday, November 29 by Leah Kayajanian
8 Of The Greatest Movie Moustaches Of All Time
Tuesday, November 29 by Jason Cuthbert

The anti-immigrant killer known as "Bill The Butcher" gave Daniel Day-Lewis an Academy Award nomination for Best Actor, as well the distinction of greatest movie moustache ever (although the Academy…

5 Characters Who Were Marked For Death But Fought Back
Tuesday, November 29 by Frost

From sheer survival to bloodthirsty revenge, the urge to keep living is strong in these 5 characters that were marked for death but fought back. Tackle your own mortality as…

Yeah, but can she act?
We Ranked The Victoria’s Secret Models On Their Acting, For Some Reason
Tuesday, November 29 by

Pointless, but it gave us the excuse to make this gallery, so everybody wins.

I would spank the shit out of Kevin Bacon if I had the chance, too. "This is for 'Hollow Man'!"
Thank You Sir, May I Have Another: 7 Hazing Incidents In Film
Tuesday, November 29 by

It’s just kids being kids. Then it’s kids psychologically scarring kids. Then kids killing kids.

6 Ways The Earth Was Destroyed In Movies
Tuesday, November 29 by Frost

Although a plague of hummingbirds ending the world has clearly not been considered, there are still some interesting ways the Earth was destroyed in movies. Maybe you’re tired of the…

This cartoon character just LOVES World War II stuff.
Tom Hanks To Join ‘Garden Of Beasts’ Because He Loves WWII So Damn Much
Tuesday, November 29 by

It actually takes place just before World War II, but it was close enough that Tom got interested.

You really gonna eat all that?
In Honor Of Herman Cain: 7 Disgraced Movie Politicians
Tuesday, November 29 by

14% of them are played by Frank Langella.

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