Warning! Spoilers Ahead! I didn’t want to give Only Lovers Left Alive a chance. Hipster vampires hanging out in Detroit? No, thank you. In fact, I waited until the Facebook…
He sorta missed the zombie boat, but we’ll make an exception, because this is a great franchise.
WOULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO THIS GUY WHAT A “SPINOFF” IS?
You asked for it, and now it’s time for the 3rd Annual Screenies!! Hal breaks down the highs and lows of the year that was 2014!
What is it about accounting that just exudes sex and excitement?
Yeah, you do.
We’ll believe it when we see it.
‘Boyhood’ is the nominee. Not ‘Boy Meets World’. Duh.
Tee-hee. She said “dick,” and then she said “poop.”
This looks way better than ‘StarTropics’.
*Film may not actually feature a driving baby.
Kick back with 200 movies and try not to get any bed sores.
The original was pretty okay, I GUESS.
That gives you three years from now to not give a damn.
Movie posters. We love ‘em. Here are a few that have resonated throughout the years.
A little something for everyone.
What? As a straight man, I can appreciate that they’re very handsome. And probably great kissers.
Poke. You’re dead.
“Gone Girl author Gillian Flynn will pen the script which follows a movie star in the middle of an Oscar campaign whose private plane breaks down and is given a ride to L.A. on another plane by a wealthy stranger.”
Try to solve the mystery that is this film’s plot.
Everyone can breathe now.
Maybe it’s time McCarthy and Feig see other people?
Get ready to cower in terror as you relive David Fincher’s married-people version of Fatal Attraction.
If you ever wanted proof that McConaughey *is* Wooderson (and vice versa), this is it.
Michel Gondry would be appalled.
Essentially, this teaser is telling us, “Something something Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. You will see this.”
Don’t get too excited. It’s being produced by Bam Margera. But still, anything with Mastadon gets my attention.
Yes, yes, it’s all very meta.
No one does sci-fi quite like Blomkamp.