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8 Sin City Quotes That Lept Off The Comic Page And Into The Film
Wednesday, December 7 by Joseph Gibson

Robert Rodriguez's "Sin City" got a lot of acclaim upon its 2005 release, due to its eye-popping and unforgettable visuals. But did you know the movie also had dialogue? It's…

4 Of The Most Evil Movie Characters To Ever Grace The Screen
Wednesday, December 7 by Houlihan Macaco

You are about to witness the definitive list of the truly most evil characters in cinema history. Hollywood is filled with brain eating psychopath psychologists, alien infiltrators, evil wizards who…

These 5 Haunted House Movies Will Ensure You Never Sleep Well Again
Tuesday, December 6 by Joseph Gibson

It's that time of year when haunted houses start springing up all over America. But, contrary to what your creepy old neighbor may tell you, there is also a rich…

This ain't so bad!
9 Movie Dystopias That Are Worse Than ‘Hunger Games’
Tuesday, December 6 by

Not only has law and order crumbled, but they’ve also stopped airing “Law & Order.”

Tune in next week for "Cartoon Cats We Would Love To Butter Poach."
7 Movie Horses We Want To Slaughter, Then Eat
Tuesday, December 6 by

This article reminds me of summers in France, where the horses were so succulent, my au pair would have to wipe the juices from my chin.

If I drop this channel to save money, who is going to scream at me at 5:30 every day?
If You’re Mad About Your Cable Bill, You Can Blame ESPN
Tuesday, December 6 by

ESPN knows that most men would rather slide comfortably into a cocktail dress than drop it from their cable lineup.

Now we have some place to send criminals.
What Could Be Living On The Newly-Discovered Planet, Kepler-22b?
Tuesday, December 6 by

If it moves, kill it and eat it.

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‘New Year’s Eve’ Actress Jessica Biel
Tuesday, December 6 by

Didn’t she used to be in a lot more movies?

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There’s Actually A Trailer For Joss Whedon’s ‘The Cabin In The Woods’
Tuesday, December 6 by

Nine gazillion years later, the film finally sees release.

"Seriously, who farted?"
Check It, Bros: Bradley Cooper Confirms ‘Hangover 3′
Tuesday, December 6 by

Everyone likes lots of money.

6 Movie Ghosts Who Will Haunt Your Dreams
Tuesday, December 6 by Joseph Gibson

Ghosts are classic scary creatures–vampires, zombies, and ghouls may come and go, but ghosts have a timeless appeal. There are some friendly ghosts out there,  Bootsy Collins, for instance, and…

7 Witty Movies You Will Struggle To Keep Up With
Monday, December 5 by Joseph Gibson

Screwball comedies were the perfect showcase for rapid-fire dialog and gags, and there's no better pair of actors to deliver that kind of dialog than William Powell and Myrna Loy,…

6 Movies About Adultery That Are Brutal To Watch
Monday, December 5 by Joseph Gibson

Everybody feels that seven-year-itch, even if it hasn't been seven years. The temptation to adultrify yourself is common to practically everybody who's married–it's probably not a good idea, though, as…

Oh, man, if Eva Mendes was directing this film instead of Michael Bay, this picture would be PERFECT!
Michael Bay Wants Mark Wahlberg, The Rock For ‘Pain And Gain’
Monday, December 5 by

Is The Rock the right choice to play a bodybuilder? Only time will tell….

Tiny Dumb Hairy People: 5 Movies With Apes
Monday, December 5 by Joseph Gibson

Here’s a movie that dares to ask the universal question, “What if, like, apes acted like people, and people acted like apes, man?” Astronaut Charlton Heston learns the answer after…

Seriously, Deavid Denby. Look a little more like a film critic for 'The New Yorker'. Jesus.
Why David Denby Is Right To Criticize Studio Release Policies
Monday, December 5 by

An unimportant insider exchange begs some pretty serious questions about the way studios release films.

The DVD isn't that bad.
Give ‘Conan’ On DVD A Chance… Or Don’t
Monday, December 5 by

Why not? You’re just gonna blow the money on drugs, anyway.

These 3 Tornado Movies Will Make You Fear The Sky
Monday, December 5 by Frost

Bow down before nature and CGI as these 3 tornado movies will make you fear the sky. Stomping a fine line between mussing up your hair and destroying the earth,…

I would criticize Rowlf the Dog's actions, but that would just give liberals cause to turn him into a martyr for their cause.
8 Children’s Shows That Will Turn Your Kids Into Communists
Monday, December 5 by

Statler and Waldorf are the only ones that represent the sentiments of the right.

Hell yeah it is!
Police Discover Real-Life ‘Breaking Bad’ Meth Lab In Massachusetts
Monday, December 5 by

If she goes by “Hindenberg,” that would just be freaky.

6 Hilarious Movie Bands
Monday, December 5 by Christopher Chavez

Like many garage bands, hilarious movie bands portray the struggles and downfalls of trying to make it in the music industry. Whether the movie bands are just a minor part…

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7 Shittiest Television Christmas Specials
Monday, December 5 by

More like DRECK the halls. Heheheh.

All Quiet On The Leisure Deck: 4 Cruise Ship Movies
Monday, December 5 by Joseph Gibson

Want to go on a cruise but don't have the money? Consider the cheaper alternative of watching movies that have cruise ships in them. Cruise ships make good settings for…

Don't let that long hair near your kid!
Fox News Exposes The Great Muppet Caper: Brain Washing Your Children
Monday, December 5 by

“The only thing green that should be up on that screen should be Kermit the Frog.”

These 6 New Years Eve Movies Will End Right As The Ball Drops
Monday, December 5 by Joseph Gibson

New Year’s Eve is a time to reflect on the past year and to make promises for the future that will invariably be broken. In that spirit, why not fire…

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The 7 Rules Of Making A Steven Seagal Movie
Monday, December 5 by

If it isn’t broken in four places, why fix it?

"Time to introduce my running mate. Charmander, I choose you!!"
Herman Cain Admits To Quoting ‘Pokemon: The Movie 2000′ On The Campaign Trail
Monday, December 5 by

Had I known about him quoting ‘Pokemon’ sooner, he would have had my full support.

Back to terrorize the Enterprise again?
RoboCop Joins The Cast Of ‘Star Trek 2′
Monday, December 5 by

Is there a role for Max Headroom?

8 Of the Craziest Movie Cult Leaders
Monday, December 5 by Joseph Gibson

As played by John Hawkes, Patrick is from the calm, comforting, and placid school of cult leaders. He seems nice enough, and he even plays guitar, but he also practically…

4 Earth Day Movies Where Polluters Get Taken Down
Monday, December 5 by Joseph Gibson

Every Earth Day, we, the denizens of Earth, join hands and celebrate our environment. One possible way to do this is to watch movies, particularly ones in which the polluters…

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