Time to set the wayback machine to 2001 and pretend to still give a damn about Lord of the Rings. Today we have a new trailer for The Hobbit: The…
Use your words, guys.
If you don’t remember, we ended season two with quite the predicament.
Welp, this one’s getting sufficiently crazy.
He looks like a ‘Fargo’ character.
It’s a party you’re not invited to, but can watch.
Click for my theory on “Why not Stuntman Mike?”
… by playing a mom in a movie.
The walrus might be a metaphor for fat people.
Turns out Tarantino could have made his point a lot faster.
I’ll put $200 on the zombies, please.
The east meth joke has already been done by about 50 outlets in ten minutes
Finally a cartoon that you can’t take the kids to.
The most smoochable Batman since Val Kilmer.
Morose, yes. But it’s way better than ‘Planes’.
He’s going to shit really, really, REALLY hard this time.
I’ll stick with the smoothies made in my ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ blender, thank you.
I bet he’s gonna play a wizard or something lame like that.
I really want to spoil the ending, but I won’t.
Because China was keeping things too classy.
*It being your skin.
Billy Ray cameo or GTFO.
Dress for success…
Once you sweep The Razzies, you’ve gotta take a long look at your career.
This is how it’s done, ‘Prometheus’!
He aims to make a movie for the 11-year old in all of us, instead of a movie for all the 11-year olds.
If you only like people once they’re rich and famous, you might not like this video.
If your kids think ‘Trumbo’ is the story of a lovable animal, they’re going to be disappointed.
And that’s why he’s the champ.