It’s mumblin’ time!
Would have worked better with C-3PO.
The future looks bright.
If there were a ‘Star Trek’ lens flare drinking game, you would be dead.
He was going to step in for Tom Hardy’s part.
You can’t get mad about something someone does if it’s for a movie!
If you can survive a doomsday cult, you can probably hack it in the Big Apple.
Can he even do this without Edgar Wright’s involvement?
The man made ‘Con-Air’. He can do no wrong.
Must work well with puppets.
I’m not entirely sure I understand, this, but I’m going to report it anyway.
Because Nic Cage plays by his own rules.
I wonder if he’ll be salty. Yeah, he’ll be salty…
I’m guessing Harrison Ford wasn’t his idea.
Netflix vs. hackers.
He deserves our sympathy, so give it to him.
Some of Hollywood’s best biopics have nothing to do with coke-addled musicians. Check out the best films depicting the stories of Average Joes and Janes.
This may hurt Netflix a little, but it’s one more outlet that will put something out that’s not lowest-common-denominator fare.
We don’t normally report box office stuff, but this is crazy.
Then again, it’s never easy to get into a really good gang.
But Cameron was *the bomb* in Saving Christmas, yo!
Even though Fandango’s had all it can take, it’s biting its lip and asking people for more.
American moviegoers cannot and should not be allowed to have nice things. We deserve this.
Poop. Dick Poop.
Warning! Spoilers Ahead! I didn’t want to give Only Lovers Left Alive a chance. Hipster vampires hanging out in Detroit? No, thank you. In fact, I waited until the Facebook…
He sorta missed the zombie boat, but we’ll make an exception, because this is a great franchise.
WOULD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO THIS GUY WHAT A “SPINOFF” IS?
You asked for it, and now it’s time for the 3rd Annual Screenies!! Hal breaks down the highs and lows of the year that was 2014!