An incomplete retrospective on the fast and loose awards ceremony that is the Golden Globes.
Now that habeas corpus is toast, let’s lock these bastards up.
I mean it. Join now, or else.
‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.
No relation to General. We don’t think so, anyway.
The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.
It’s sort of like ranking genocides in terms of how fun they were. It just doesn’t feel right.
Ho, Ho, Ho!
It’s surprisingly bereft of action.
Among horror films, "Saw" became a trendsetter upon its release. Besides spawning a never-ending parade of sequels, it broke new ground with previously unthinkable levels of gore and graphic violence…
Almost…Merry Christmas (Unreality)
The British Are Coming! (AOLTV)
Prometheus Gets Lame Tagline (MovieLine)
Daniel Day Lewis On The Set of Lincoln (FilmDrunk)
What I Learned From Horrible Christmas Movies (Smosh)
Hilarious Movie Trolling Comments (SocialHype)
Scarlett Johansson Gets Topless (CelebJihad)
Jay Baruchel Is A Rebel (SlashFilm)
A Procrastinators Gift Guide (CagePotato)
McDonalds Commercials You’ve Probably Never Seen (Holytaco)
Best News Pics of 2011 (TotallyCool)
Tiffani Hotness (GorillaMask)
The Hottest Dance Team Ever (DonChavez)
F-35 Costs A Trillion Dollars…And Still Has Flaws (JustAGuyThing)
10 Perfect Holiday Gift Guides (MadeMan)
The Hottest Babes You’ve Seen All Day (DoubleViking)
The Best Movies of 2011 (Moviefone)
Simple Ways To Control Your Anger (ModernMan)
10 Things To Do With Family This Season (TheCelebrityCafe)
Jamie Lynne Hotness (Ehowa)
Fallon and Armisen Sing Jingle Bells (HuffComedy)
Pam Anderson Hotness (Gunaxin)
Mercedes McClaren Turns To Crap (TotallyCrap)
The Taxing Life Of A Pro Athlete (TotalProSports)
Padma vs McHale (WarmingGlow)
Brittney Palmer Hotness (CagePotato)
Minorities Want Whites Only (TuVez)
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Vampires quake in their velvet pajamas when confronted with 6 of the scariest movie werewolves to ever howl at the moon. Coffin groupies get left behind as the furry merchants…
I’ve heard from three different people that Theodore is incredibly difficult to work with.
If these people can make the cut, you can too.
A bullwhip is nice but a first aid kit is nicer in these 6 adventurer movies that went terribly wrong. When “X” marks the spot be prepared for plenty of…
I wrote one letter a day for almost 28 years. I feel vindicated.
If you’re no longer content with merely duct taping the cat to the dog to create something new then have a look at these 4 movie mad scientists that played…
I can’t wait to not watch!
A solid update, even if it never quite overtakes the 1985 original.
Has Sacha Baron Cohen pulled a ‘Love Guru’?
With apologies to ‘Chipwrecked’…
He’s so chill with Russell Brand.
There’s no shame in admitting it.
Christmas came early this year, folks. Sure, this only pertains to entertainment in the most tangential manner possible (reality television/washed-up orange wrestlers), but when two people as ridiculous as Linda…
Yes, Chuck Norris made the list.
Kate Winslet is a concerned parent in Carnage. The role finds her sitting a living room with John C. Reilly, Jody Foster, and Christopher Waltz. Sounds like it could be…
They’ve taken all they can stand.