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You keep those headphones away from Zach Braff, Natalie. AWAY FROM HIM!
Grammy Time: 7 Great Soundtracks To 7 Horrible Films
Thursday, December 1 by

One of these films contains a collaboration between Mudhoney and Sir-Mix-A-Lot, who I just found out is not an actual knight.

5 Reasons You Should Be Excited About A Hunger Games Movie
Thursday, December 1 by Marina Szaven

At first glance, another teen franchise may be the last thing on your must-see list, but there are 5 reasons you should be excited about a "Hunger Games" Movie. Unlike…

Look at that bike! It's as big as he is! But still not that big...
Tom Cruise To Die Over And Over And Over Again In ‘All You Need Is Kill’
Thursday, December 1 by

He’ll be playing a tiny little soldier. How cute!

Go ahead, make my President's Day.
9 Pictures Of Daniel Day-Lewis As Abe Lincoln Being Assassinated
Thursday, December 1 by

This ain’t your great-great grandfathers assassination.

4 Movies Like Dear John Your Girlfirend Will Make You Endure
Thursday, December 1 by Leah Kayajanian

Movies like “Dear John” have been demasculating men since the beginning of movie dates. Men have become so used to accepting these films as a necessary part of maintaining a…

This is the real Patch Adams, and if someone looking like this ever reached out to give me medical care, they would pull back a bloody stump.
The Best ‘Patch Adams’-Related Home Invasion Story You’ll Read All Day
Thursday, December 1 by

Reminds me of the time I used the Catherine Zeta-Jones film ‘No Reservations’ to diffuse a race riot.

Save the Clock Tower!
Save The Clock Tower! And These Other Movie Landmarks
Thursday, December 1 by

Nobody steps on a church in my town.

6 Movie Clowns That Will Never Let You Sleep Safe Again
Thursday, December 1 by Houlihan Macaco
Comparing this to what Ben Kingsley or Morgan Freeman does makes zero sense.
Andy Serkis Should Not Be Eligible For An Academy Award
Thursday, December 1 by

Andy Serkis is the only person doing what he’s doing. He doesn’t need an award for that distinction.

You Will Barely Survive These 5 Wilderness Movies
Thursday, December 1 by Joshua Wade

Traumatizing grown adults since 1972, these wilderness movies prove that quiet American landscapes and lush foreign jungles are anything but peaceful. From the moment poor Bobby Trippe was told to…

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‘John Carter’ Officially Has A Trailer
Thursday, December 1 by

Not only can he breathe on Mars, but he can kick serious ass on Mars.

4 Steve Martin Quotes That Might Make You Die From Laughing
Thursday, December 1 by Jason Cuthbert
3 Donnie Darko Quotes That Are Just As Confusing as The Movie
Thursday, December 1 by Leah Kayajanian
4 Kill Bill Quotes That Are as Terrifying as They Are Badass
Wednesday, November 30 by Frost
4 Movie Masturbation Scenes That Are Incredibly Uncomfortable
Wednesday, November 30 by Houlihan Macaco

Hollywood has an endless supply of movie masturbation scenes. In fact, if you were to watch every single one of them backwards, you would be shaking hands with Moses by…

Links Away: Camel Punch
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Jon Hamm Increasingly Funny (AOLTV)

It’s OK To Not Love The Muppets (Moviefone)

Perfect Clothes In Hot Babes (TheCelebrityCafe)

15 Harry Potter GIFs (Smosh)

Batgirl Begins (Unreality)

Shannon Ihrke Hotness (CagePotato)

Santa Loves Guns (Holytaco)

Lariya Daniels Hotness (GorillaMask)

Things Guys Can’t Get Away With (ModernMan)

The Hottest Babe You’ll See Today (DoubleViking)

Bad Habits That Make You Healthy (MadeMan)

Bridget Jones…Baby (SlashFilm)

Heather Graham Hotness (Ehowa)

7 Sites You Should Be Wasting Time On (HuffComedy)

Critically Acclaimed Movie Jokes (MovieLine)

Dog Grocery Shops Alone (ForkParty)

Kickass Mexican Music (Gunaxin)

The Best Trailers of 2010 (NextMovie)

Erin Heatherton Hotness (Coed)

Epic Dance Disasters (Gunaxin)

Maria Kirilenko Hotness (TotalProSports)

The Best Of Patrice O’Neal (WarmingGlow)

Pippa Middletons Hot Ass (NSFW)

 

4 Film Femme Fatales Who Are Beautiful But Deadly
Wednesday, November 30 by BWalter

When you think "Femme Fatale", deadly comes to mind, butt kicker comes to mind, assassin definitely comes to mind. You may not think of a Femme Fatale as being beautiful…

7 Movie Villains You’d Really Like To Be Friends With
Wednesday, November 30 by BWalter

Magneto from " Tony Montana from "Scarface" (1983). You shouldn't even have to ask why this villain is worth having as a friend. He lives in Miami. He's got more…

Shrim!
It’s Shrim Time: ‘Tim And Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie’ Teaser Trailer Is Here
Wednesday, November 30 by

Shrim, whatever that means!

It's William Shatner! And he's doin' stuff!
William Shatner And Carrie Fisher Embroiled In Star Trek/Star Wars Feud
Wednesday, November 30 by

Today in relevant news…

He's gonna be so pissed when he hears about 'Deliver Us From Eva'
6 Shakespeare Adaptations That Would Make The Bard Vomit
Wednesday, November 30 by

Reading this piece counts as three credits towards an English major.

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The Sitter
Wednesday, November 30 by

Director: David Gordon Green Cast: Jonah Hill, Ari Graynor, Sam Rockwell Synopsis: A comedy about a college student on suspension who is coaxed into babysitting the kids next door, though he is fully…

4 Movie Prisons That Would Be Worse Than Death
Wednesday, November 30 by Joshua Wade

Notorious for its inhumane conditions, the prison on Alcatraz Island has been the setting of far too many prison films used to illustrate the lowly prisoner’s plight. A cold and…

I will be the first one to admit this image doesn't give you a good sense of the character.
‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Concept Art Introduces Us To ‘The Lizard’
Wednesday, November 30 by

He looks like a shaved Grinch.

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‘Shame’ Actress Carey Mulligan
Wednesday, November 30 by

You should be ashamed of yourself, Carey Mulligan.

Muppet fans were not happy with me...
The 10 Meanest Things Muppet Fans Said About Me Last Week
Wednesday, November 30 by

Muppet fans are some cruel bastards.

5 Movie Cars That It’s Impossible To Not Get Laid In
Wednesday, November 30 by Winston Carter
This exists.
7 Awesome Movies That Became Unlikely Musicals
Wednesday, November 30 by

“I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z”

Future Jim Gaffigan has traveled back in time to save this important landmark.
Screw #OWS: Save The ‘Night Of The Living Dead’ Chapel
Wednesday, November 30 by

Zombies have a right to marry.

3 Sinister Movie Computers That You Should Rightfully Fear
Wednesday, November 30 by Winston Carter

In the world of film sinister movie computers have served as the faceless antagonists of many a plot. These calculating ner-do-wells serve up villainy with clockwork precision.  Never feeling, never…

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