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There goes my erection.
‘Punk’d’ Is Coming Back So We Can All…Wait, Why Is ‘Punk’d’ Coming Back
Monday, December 19 by

Remember that awful three-year stretch when the receptionist at your office would always tell people they were getting “punk’d?” It’s going to happen again.

15 Of The Ugliest Characters Of All Time
Monday, December 19 by Joseph Gibson

Ugly people are a dime a dozen, but ugly movie characters only happen occasionally. Here are fifteen of the ugliest. Count Orlok, " Horrormeister William Castle set out to one-up…

8 Revenge Films You Shouldn’t Stand In The Way Of
Monday, December 19 by Joseph Gibson
3 Christmas Horror Movies That Will Make You Fear Kris Kringle
Monday, December 19 by Frost

Warmth and good cheer give way to blood and brawls in these 3 Christmas horror movies that will make you fear Kris Kringle. Big boned or not, Santa Claus puts…

7 Hipster Movies You Don’t Have To Be A Hipster To Love
Monday, December 19 by Jason Cuthbert

Director Sofia Coppola's Tokyo-based film will have hipsters, and the less hip alike, identifying with feeling like nothing more than their significant other's significant other. Scarlett Johansson plays Charlotte, a…

5 Classic Morgan Freeman Quotes That Someone Else Wrote
Monday, December 19 by Jason Cuthbert
3 Mexican Standoffs In Film That Went From Bad To Worse
Monday, December 19 by Joseph Gibson

The Mexican standoff is a popular trope in action movies and thrillers, even when the story has nothing at all to do with Mexico. It's probably because of the inherent…

Tom Cruise: Totally Not Creepy
Monday, December 19 by
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‘The Darkest Hour’ Actress Olivia Thirlby
Monday, December 19 by

It’s a quirky indie romp about a massive alien invasion. Oh, wait, no it’s not.

After three callbacks, Craig was shattered to learn that the producers went in a different direction for the role of Pinocchio.
Daniel Craig In Talks For 5 More ‘Bond’ Films After ‘Skyfall’
Monday, December 19 by

Anyone want to see the “dark and brooding” Bond for 15 more years? Yeah, me neither.

What a loser.
Let’s Laugh At The 7 Biggest Movie Flops Of 2011
Monday, December 19 by

Insert fart sound here… just because.

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‘Dark Knight Rises’ Trailer
Monday, December 19 by

Check it out. But also go see ‘Misson: Impossible — Ghost Protocol’.

Just imagine how much better the film will be with Trent Reznor's score and Rooney Mara's tits!
Can ‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Live Up To These 6 Book-To-Film Adaptations?
Monday, December 19 by

The lesson here? Only read when you absolutely have to.

Still no idea what this is all about...
Ridley Scott Answers Your ‘Prometheus’ Questions
Monday, December 19 by

It will be set in space and you will hear screaming.

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David Fincher Doesn’t Know If There’s Going To Be Any ‘Dragon Tattoo’ Sequels
Sunday, December 18 by

It’s a toss-up at this point.

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Clive Owen Offered Chance To Be A Bastard Again In ‘Oldboy’
Saturday, December 17 by

No word yet on who will be playing the octopus.

Links Away: Will Ferrell Loves Milwaukee
Friday, December 16 by


Will Ferrell’s Old Milwaukee Commercials – Watch MoreFunny Videos
 

A F**king Infographic (GodBlessTheInternets)
The Harry Potter Gingerbread House (unreality)

The 30 Rock Season Premiere! (AOLTV)

25 Questions For Sherlock Holmes (MovieFone)

Will Ferrell In A Spanish Movie? (FilmDrunk)

The Best Mario IRL Pics Ever (Smosh)

The Best Movie Trolling Moments (SocialHype)

Miley Cyrus Pinches Her Nipple (CelebJihad)

Eva Green Is 300: Artemisia (SlashFilm)

Jimmy Buffer: Best Announcer Ever (CagePotato)

How to Stay Legit At Your Christmas Party (Holytaco)

Ashley C Hotness (GorillaMask)

New England Patriot Cheerleader Hotness (DonChavez)

R Kelly Wants To Take You On A Cruise (JustAGuyThing)

Really Really Expensive Christmas Gifts (MadeMan)

The Hottest Babe You’ll See Today (DoubleViking)

David Cross Hated Alvin And The Chipmunks (MovieLine)

Simple Ways To Control Your Anger (ModernMan)

3 Movies You Should Watch This Christmas (TheCelebrityCafe)

Marisa Miller Hotness (Ehowa)

The Funniest Viral Videos Ever (HuffComedy)

Denise Milani Hotness (Gunaxin)

The Worst Movies Of 2011 (NextMovie)

The 12 Best Christmas Beers (GuySpeed)

People Of Walmart Gallery (TotallyCrap)

Why People Don’t Like David Stern (TotalProSports)

Jimmy Fallon Returns To SNL (WarmingGlow)

Brooke Lynette Hotness (CagePotato)

Sofia Vergara Hotness (TuVez)

 

I would like to formally suggest Tuco be played by Milhouse.
I Don’t See Why ‘The Simpsons’ COULDN’T Be Mashed Up With ‘Breaking Bad’
Friday, December 16 by

What? No Smithers as Mike the Cleaner?

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9 Fox Studios Disasters More “Heartbreaking” Than The Leaked ‘Prometheus’ Trailer
Friday, December 16 by

Mr Popper’s Penguins, anyone?

Maybe my pet goldfish could play Bateman. 'Cause it just doesn't matter.
Bret Easton Ellis Has Two Suggestions For The Next Patrick Bateman
Friday, December 16 by

Hint: neither is Michael Clarke Duncan.

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‘The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’ Actress Rooney Mara
Friday, December 16 by

You can’t see the tattoo in this picture, but it’s there.

Way worse than Christopher Hitchens dying.
Here’s Whoopi Goldberg Farting
Friday, December 16 by

The fact that Whoopi doesn’t deny it or play it off is the real crime here. She’s a lady (sort of)! She should be all, “these corduroy pants make the darndest…

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Christian Bale Attacked By Ninjas
Friday, December 16 by

The actor was chased and beaten by Chinese security personnel.

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Cool Beans: Watch The ‘Jack The Giant Killer’ Trailer
Friday, December 16 by

I’m a gigantic fan of this.

Over the years, over 712 arrests have been made at the ceremony, and R. Kelly has gone on record calling the Golden Globes "too crazy for his tastes."
A Look Back At The Golden Globes’ Craziest Moments
Thursday, December 15 by

An incomplete retrospective on the fast and loose awards ceremony that is the Golden Globes.

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9 Stars Who Should Be Detained Indefinitely Without Trial
Thursday, December 15 by

Now that habeas corpus is toast, let’s lock these bastards up.

This ain't so bad!
Join The #HungerGames100 Poster Puzzle Hunt… Or I’ll End You
Thursday, December 15 by

I mean it. Join now, or else.

We'll buy whatever he's selling. After all, he was on 'Growing Pains'.
HBO Still Going Apeshit With New Shows, Gets A Leo Dicaprio Medical/Mafia Drama
Thursday, December 15 by

‘Beat the Reaper’ even has an awesome name. So far this project is batting 1.000.

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‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’ Actress Paula Patton
Thursday, December 15 by

No relation to General. We don’t think so, anyway.

They look so peaceful, just lying there.
Here Are Your Fairly Predictable Golden Globe Nominees
Thursday, December 15 by

The Oscars Jr. nominees have been announced.

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