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Mutant!!!!!!
In Honor Of Double-Vagina-ed Hazel, Here Are Our 7 Favorite Film Mutants
Friday, January 20 by

A mutation is defined as a genetic change or abnormality that makes a person really gross.

How is 'Big Bang' #1? They don't even have an odd-looking guy in a floppy purple hat!
A Shitty Torch Is Passed: ‘Big Bang Theory’ Outperforms ‘Idol’
Friday, January 20 by

If anyone wants to come to my “‘Big Bang Theory’ is better than ‘Idol’” party this weekend, it will be held Sunday at a Golden Corral somewhere in Arkansas.

That's too much man for just one lady.
7 Movies That Are Probably On Newt Gingrich’s Netflix Que
Friday, January 20 by

In other words, here are a bunch of movies featuring swingers and orgies.

Haywire
Review: ‘Haywire’ – One Of Those Soderbergh Movies
Friday, January 20 by

Not without its flaws, but worth a watch.

Don't drop the soap.
6 “File-Sharing” Sites Where You Can Still Download Movies (For Now)
Friday, January 20 by

But in the meantime, they are an excellent place to innocently share files with 2 million of your friends.

They can't all be winners.
The Worst Of The Best: Tom Hanks
Friday, January 20 by

They can’t all be hits.

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New ‘Project X’ Trailer Features A Dog In A Moon Bounce, Wins Me Over
Friday, January 20 by

That dog knows how to party.

Mourn ya, till I join ya, TJ Hooker.
Priceline Is Going To Kill Off William Shatner
Friday, January 20 by

I always thought I would be the one to kill William Shatner.

5 Band Documentaries That Show The Ups And Down Of Stardom
Thursday, January 19 by Frost

Music becomes three dimensional in these 4 band documentaries that show the ups and downs of stardom. Grab a groupie or fifteen and indulge in the lives of musicians both…

6 Movie Mummies That Walk When They Should Be Dead
Thursday, January 19 by Frost

Hollywood seems full of grave robbers, doesn't it? People are always digging up the dead and journeying to far off places just to open up a sarcophagus. Without fail, the…

7 Great Comedy Shows on Basic Cable
Thursday, January 19 by Irving Oala

When it comes to comedy, there are no shortage of shows on basic cable. However, there are only a few great comedies out there, as many of them just go…

"Haters gonna hate." *stab*
9 Celebrity Dads Who Would Be Worse Fathers Than OJ Simpson
Thursday, January 19 by

Don’t get me wrong, finding out your dad was O.J. would still be completely and totally horrible…

I hope it wasn't an aspiring actor. Hollywood is running low on those.
Good News For The Guy Who Got His Head Cut Off In Hollywood: They Found His Hands And Feet!
Thursday, January 19 by

If it’s anything like my experience with puzzles, the authorities will assemble the body only to discover they’re missing one tiny piece. Frustrating!

13 Jailbait Filled Movies Like Thirteen
Thursday, January 19 by Jack Spacefire

Jailbait teens can only get you into trouble, but that doesn't stop Hollywood from pushing them on an unsuspecting public. Rest assured, you can watch the thirteen jailbait movies on…

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7 Reimagined Presidential Biopics We’d Like To See
Thursday, January 19 by

Apart from the space aliens and demons, these are all pretty much historically accurate.

He later pooped on it.
Yep, Now There’s An Award Show For Dogs
Thursday, January 19 by

At least the thank you speeches will be short.

9 Movie Strippers with Hearts of Gold
Thursday, January 19 by Gregory Wakeman

Strippers used to be looked at with disgust. Dancing naked in front of ogling men, each of whom are throwing money toward them so that they can continue to disrobe,…

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31 Pictures Of ‘Lovelace’ Actress Amanda Seyfried
Thursday, January 19 by

No, it’s not a Deep Throat remake.

Thanks, Chuck!
‘The Expendables 2′ Will Be PG-13 Because Chuck Norris Demanded It
Thursday, January 19 by

He is difficult to say no to.

6 Magical Movies Set in Wisconsin
Thursday, January 19 by Steve Silverman

A young British man named Colin Frissell (Kris Marshall) leaves his homeland and flies to Milwaukee, Wisconsin because he believes he will be more successful romantically with warm and friendly…

8 Futuristic Movie Fashions That We Pray Never Happen
Wednesday, January 18 by Irving Oala

One of the most difficult things about making futuristic movies is trying to envision the styles that would be worn in the time a movie takes place. While this is…

Real Steel
Review: Give ‘Real Steel’ A Second Chance On Blu-Ray And DVD
Wednesday, January 18 by

This film deserved to do better.

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9 Idiotic Celebrity Quotes About September 11th
Wednesday, January 18 by

Thanks for weighing in, idiots.

7 Manly, Possibly Homoerotic, Movies Like 300
Wednesday, January 18 by Irving Oala

When it really comes down to it, manly movies like the ab-fabulous action flick "300" are relatively homoerotic. This one, like many others, has men grappling with each other, doing…

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Underworld: Awakening
Wednesday, January 18 by

Director: Måns Mårlind, Björn Stein Cast: Kate Beckinsale, Michael Ealy, India Eisley Synopsis: When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrioress Selene…

Even this picture makes me feel safer from terrorists.
Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped The 9/11 Hijackers Because He’s So Awesome
Wednesday, January 18 by

Donnie would have been in the corner, cowering like a little bitch.

6 Shark Movies That Are Not Jaws
Wednesday, January 18 by Irving Oala

The greatest shark movie ever made is the Spielberg classic "Jaws," which redefined the way we swim in the ocean and look at sharks in general. No one is debating…

This is not an actual crime-scene photo, FYI.
Hooray For Hollywood: Severed Head Found Near Iconic Hollywood Sign
Wednesday, January 18 by

It’s too early to tell if the victim deserved it, so let’s stop the speculation right now, guys.

"I'm not thrilled about it either."
Los Angeles Porn Actors Now Legally Required To Wrap Their Junk
Wednesday, January 18 by

If you came here looking for police porn, I have some bad news.

Honestly, I'd throw my support behind kicking toddlers if it meant I got the day off.
The 9 Highest-Grossing Movies Of All Time (Written Without Help From Wikipedia)
Wednesday, January 18 by

This list will prove just how capable we writers are without our precious “Wikipedia.”

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