I’ve Got A Real Friggen Problem With ‘Beauty And The Beast 3D’

Thursday, January 12 by
They may have fooled Chuck, but they didn't fool me! 

I know what you’re thinking, and no, it’s not the 3D conversion. Beauty And The Beast 3D looked great. If anything, the use of 3D was able to breathe new life into an old classic. And the children in the audience seemed to love it, as did my date. So I’m 99% sure that if I still had a soul, I would have enjoyed it too.

So what’s my beef, then? A little thing called continuity.

(Spoiler Alert)

Before my screening at the El Capitan Theater, the audience was treated to a song and dance routine performed by the stars of the film, Belle and the Beast. No complaints there. Belle is even hotter in person than she is in the movie, and the Beast looked pretty bad ass himself, except for that stupid blue suit they had him wearing. All in all, it was an enjoyable experience… or so I thought.

At the end of the film, I watched the Beast transform back into a handsome prince. This raises an important question; If the Beast is no longer a monster, then who in the hell was that dancing on stage before the screening? Sure, it looked a lot like the Beast, but logically, that’s impossible, because the curse was broken, and the Beast as we knew him no longer exists! Does Disney think that just because the crowd was made up of children and movie bloggers that we wouldn’t be able to figure it out? I might be stupid, but I’m not blind! While I’m not blind, I am insulted. For all I know, that was some hairy drunken hobo prancing around on stage with Belle, ’cause it sure as hell wasn’t the Beast! For shame, Disney.

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