A Guy’s Guide To ‘The Twilight Saga: New Moon’

Friday, November 18 by

Differences Between the Movie and the Book

  • In the book, it is obvious every time Bella sees Edward that she is a crazy bitch who is seeing things.
  • In the book, Bella uses the term “velvet voice” to describe her Edward hallucinations. She says it like every three seconds. It’s seriously the only term she uses, either because she’s stupid or because Stephanie Meyer is a crazy bad writer.

Conversation Starters

  1. I turn into an animal when I get pissed, too.
  2. Is it cool if I ditch you for a few months?
  3. So, you ever hear voices?
  4. I’m saving it for the afterlife, too.